Neigh

*Gallops at you from across the hall*

[yeehawingrid]

Belated happy birthday to ME I’m gonna go buy a massive cake, thank you

[moeblob]

Happy birthday, my child!

[thotkumi]

sylvain & ingrid: we are having so much fun!!!!! 🏖

felix: i am in pain. my existence is suffering

[claudeschesthair]

dimitri gets spam botted on his email and actually writes back saying “are you real?”

[lonelydimitriinyourarea]

are you?

[claudeschesthair]

[lonelydimitriinyourarea]

[hohohilda]

"oh Annette is so strong she can lift crusher!!!"

you simps

you fools

crusher is a blow up hammer.

she got it at a carnival

that's how good at magic she is

[adhdannette]

it can and will reduce your body to dust regardless 🧡

[hohohilda]

i nominate Felix

[adhdannette]

no 🧡🧡🧡

[hohohilda]

fine.

Lorenz

[adhdannette]

[yeehawingrid]

Finally we’re free

[sunshineashe]

I'm claiming the treasury

[yeehawingrid]

I’m claiming his horses

[linharzzzzz]

Can I have the body

[yeehawingrid]

Plausible deniability just don’t tell anyone what you’re doing with it Lin. We don’t want to know

[hohohilda]

"oh Annette is so strong she can lift crusher!!!"

you simps

you fools

crusher is a blow up hammer.

she got it at a carnival

that's how good at magic she is

[adhdannette]

it can and will reduce your body to dust regardless 🧡

[hohohilda]

i nominate Felix

[adhdannette]

no 🧡🧡🧡

[hohohilda]

fine.

Lorenz

[adhdannette]

[yeehawingrid]

Finally we’re free

[sunshineashe]

I'm claiming the treasury

[yeehawingrid]

I’m claiming his horses

[hohohilda]

"oh Annette is so strong she can lift crusher!!!"

you simps

you fools

crusher is a blow up hammer.

she got it at a carnival

that's how good at magic she is

[adhdannette]

it can and will reduce your body to dust regardless 🧡

[hohohilda]

i nominate Felix

[adhdannette]

no 🧡🧡🧡

[hohohilda]

fine.

Lorenz

[adhdannette]

[yeehawingrid]

Finally we’re free

[hohohilda]

"oh Annette is so strong she can lift crusher!!!"

you simps

you fools

crusher is a blow up hammer.

she got it at a carnival

that's how good at magic she is

[adhdannette]

it can and will reduce your body to dust regardless 🧡

[hohohilda]

i nominate Felix

[adhdannette]

no 🧡🧡🧡

[hohohilda]

fine.

Lorenz

[yeehawingrid]

I second that request

[felixhugofraldariuchiha]

did ferdinand managed to fix his botched brow lift. im asking because im concerned

[yeehawingrid]

Did you fix your botched personality yet, Dimitri’s still very worried

[linharzzzzz]

We should cut Dimitri's hair back to how it used to be so we can make fun of it again. I think it would improve the mental health of everyone who isn't a lost cause

[hohohilda]

you want to get close enough to his face with sharp objects?

[yeehawingrid]

Lin we’re not responsible if he bites your hand off

[felixhugofraldariuchiha]

you all wanna milk dimitri’s tits sooo bad.... move to a fucking farm 😐

[yeehawingrid]

Says the farmboy

[adhdannette]

i am very happy for ashe and sylvain but can they stop being so weird

[thotsylvain]

I aim to please the people.

And Ashe. Ashe more than anyone.

[sunshineashe]

ily booooo ♡♡♡♡

[yeehawingrid]

Now kiss

[hohohilda]

Oh hey Ingrid seems interested in knowing how good Sylvain is in bed Ashe you can tell her instead of me.

[yeehawingrid]

I never asked that??? No??? Please don’t tell me that????

[thotsylvain]

Oh hell no Ingrid doesn't get to know this shes a childhood friend, Hilda, you however. :)

[yeehawingrid]

I’m so confused, where is Dorothea

[thotsylvain]

I aim to please the people.

And Ashe. Ashe more than anyone.

[sunshineashe]

ily booooo ♡♡♡♡

[yeehawingrid]

Now kiss

[hohohilda]

Oh hey Ingrid seems interested in knowing how good Sylvain is in bed Ashe you can tell her instead of me.

[yeehawingrid]

I never asked that??? No??? Please don’t tell me that????

[yeehawingrid]

WHERE IS MY WIFE

[thotsylvain]

I aim to please the people.

And Ashe. Ashe more than anyone.

[sunshineashe]

ily booooo ♡♡♡♡

[yeehawingrid]

Now kiss

[hohohilda]

where's Dorothea and Ingrid I think those two need to be romantic rn too.

make some homophobes mad.

[yeehawingrid]

Hello you rang???? What about me and my wife