Zodiac Signs

welcome to whatever the hell this is!! I'm a pretty depressing person!! but I do make up for it with my humor

[teenagerposts]

good song: plays

me: wait

me: im not enjoying it hard enough

me: *skips back to beginning to enjoy it harder*

[teenagerposts]

person: do you have tumblr?

me: yes

person: whats your url?

me: no

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

twitter: omg Billie Eilish doesn’t know who Van Halen is! how can she not know Van Halen? what is wrong with her?!

me: what the hell is a Van Halen?

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

once again Smash Mouth proves themselves the true defenders of Generation Z

[inner]

Dear person reading this, 

      You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[monochromaticblack]

men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children.

[exdestinyschildmember]

Men literally go viral for brushing their daughter’s hair. That’s where the bar is.

[curtisdondeano]

[goodassdog]

[snorlaxatives]

the bye bye man: *about to kill me* me: oh no!! someone please help!! the b- *starts chuckling* the bye b- *chuckling increases* the bye bye man *erupts into laughter at his stupid ass name*

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

gimme u fackin maney

[iwarnedyouskank]

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

look at him

hes like a little baby boy

[hopeflakes]

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

[waluiqi]

tryna post a selfie like

[showerthoughtspost]

The voice in your head is the real you. Every other version of you displayed is a facade the real you made up to deal with others.

[onlytwitterpics]

[shiroufacemoved-deactivated2019]

no offens but people being overworked to death in industries like animation and making video games is a huge issue… like holy shit i’d prefer my favorite anime being delayed or a video game’s release being a bit late if it means people don’t suffer under intense conditions and stress

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened