[pleatedjeans]

via

[deejay]

The only cops I trust

[throwbackblr]

[trainthief]

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing 

[7sghost]

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

[space-vace]

god these headlines

[fixedyourmeme]

[inzika]

sometimes when i go for a walk i look at the sky and realize that i really love earth & nature like i just get this really nice feel. i love it

[kibumkim]

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

[primordial-boy-soup]

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

[kibumkim]

“1,000,000 feet”

[poetrylesbian]

This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic

[thecatranimal]

Were running out of content

[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You never realize how much profanity is in a movie until you try to watch it with your grandmother.

[i-ducking-love-ducktales]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

when i stretch in the morning

[bpdbot]

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

[thesaurio]

Learn how to swim Bitch

[bpdbot]

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[tradchad-deactivated20180810]