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is it a crazy shout if I happen to write for chazza…
😗I’m interested
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alfie buttle x fem reader <3
summary: alfie was big everywhere...but you finally decide you're ready for him.
a/n: first time writing fic in a few years yayyy also. yes i am american lol
wc: 4.5k
content: unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it lads), vaginal fingering, big dick alfie, established relationship, implied chubby fem reader.
you and alfie had spent most of the morning swimming.
he didn’t want you to feel like your long weekend in harrogate was a waste and he was trying his best. not letting you follow him out of bed in the morning, instead kissing you breathless into the pillows and tucking you back into the sheets before he leaves you to sink between sleep and wakefulness in the warmth of the bed before you hear the door creak open again.
WHAT HAPPENS IN MONACO… ❥ ALFIE BUTTLE!
contains: mutual yearning with proximity, friends with benefits?smut, unprotected sex (be safe please), public sex kinda, fluff at the end if you squint.
a/n: hello🌚 i feel judged by my ancestors when i write smut @luvdixon 😭😭 anyways, hope you all enjoy x
the sun was shining in Monte Carlo, and the weather was boiling. you and your friends were here for the f1, and everyone was filming their own individual vlogs.
for the second day, you were all on a yacht to watch the racing. you were wearing a long, white, beautiful dress.
you weren’t sure if it was the hot weather or the alcohol buzzing through your body, but alfie looked good. you had never looked at him like this before. he was just your friend?
he was wearing a knitted vest, his biceps out on show, and his fresh mullet just topped everything off.
and somehow, chip saw you admiring him.
he nudged your side, “you rate him don’t you?”
“what are you talking about?” you sipped your champagne, acting oblivious.
“you like him!” chip teased, dragging on his sentence.
“i don’t like him, he just looks weirdly fit today.” you mutter into your glass.
“he’s been looking at you too, you know?” chip raised his eyebrows, making you hum in interest.
“really?” you ask, glancing toward alfie only to see him looking at you with his sunglasses covering his eyes.
“go talk to him.” chip urges you, slightly pushing you to walk in the direction that alfie was in.
“okay, okay.” you sigh, quickly fixing your hair and adjusting your dress to get your cleavage showing slightly more.
you made your way across the floor, feeling a flutter in your stomach at the potential night ahead you could have. alfie watched you walk all the way over to him, looking a bit too confident.
“hey.” you say in a quiet tone, sitting dangerously close to him that your thigh is pressing against his leg.
“you alright girl?” he asked with a grin, making your heart jump.
“yeah i’m good, just hot.” you fan yourself off, the heat and nerves you were feeling applying warmth to your skin.
“yeah.” he nods, scanning your body quickly but not quick enough that you’d miss it.
“i like your outfit.” you tease, sipping your drink as you obviously check him out right in front of his face. the sudden burst of confidence shocked the both of you.
“thanks, i like this dress.” he plays with the hem of the dress casually, “suits you.”
“you think?” you edge him to say more, wanting to hear his honest thoughts about the dress you were wearing that complimented your curves just in the right places.
“oh yeah.” he hummed, licking his lips. “gorgeous.” he confirmed.
“thanks alfie.” you leaned back against the lounger, your shoulder pressing against his. the skin contact making goosebumps rise on your arms.
“you’re staying with becky and gabs aren’t you?” he asks, turning to face you.
“yeah i am.” you nod, curious as to why he was asking.
“i think you should come back to our villa tonight.” he swipes his tongue against his cheek after he speaks.
“should i?” your voice drops slightly, but in a sultry tone.
“oh yeah, get a few drinks with us.” his eyebrow quirks, almost as if he was overly confident that you’d say yes. but he didn’t want you to come back to his for drinks, he wanted you to come back with him.
“yeah i will then.” you say after a moment of silence, making him nod with a smirk.
“mmm good.” he hums quietly.
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the night moves along smoothly in monaco, all of you enjoying the race and company. well, you and alfie specifically enjoying each others company.
after the conversation earlier in the evening, you were practically attached to the hip, but not on purpose. wherever you were, he was there. alfie always choosing to stand next to you, a discreet hand on your lower back, or on your thigh under the table.
the tension was undeniable. and at this point, you wouldn’t be surprised if everyone felt it. which they did. the looks to each other across the room, quick glances, whispering to each other. becky and gabby weren’t shocked when you said you were going back to his.
when you arrived at the boys’ villa, you were all incredibly drunk. which probably influenced your decision to come along, you weren’t so sure that if you were sober you’d be there.
but in the moment, you were there, with alfie.
“aren’t all the rooms taken, where will i stay?” you ask the group, but your eyes landing on alfie as he took his vest off, revealing his strong chest and sculpted abs.
“i’m sure alfie won’t mind you crashing with him, he’s got the biggest room, with a balcony.” chip winks, making your face flush.
“let me show you.” alfie speaks up from next to you, placing a hand on the small of your back to guide you to his room.
you walked into the spacious bedroom. a bed, his stuff, the bathroom, the balcony.
you step outside the doors connecting to the large balcony, walking to the edge. alfie tailing behind closely.
your nails traced the shapes on the railing, looking down toward the pool, and out to the beautiful view.
a gasp escapes your lips as you feel arms slither around your waist, a strong scent behind you of the familiar man you’d been close to all night.
“like the view?” he mumbles, his lips moving against your ear making you shiver.
“yeah, beautiful.” you breathe out, suddenly the presence of him being so close had your heart hammering.
he hummed before speaking again, “i saw you staring at me all day, making it obvious hm?” he questions.
“you looked good.” you speak confidently, or atleast you were pretending to be confident, the shakiness in your words betrayed you.
“you too, but i wanna see what’s under this dress. that okay?” he pecks the back of your neck, slowly moving down to your shoulder, moving your hair to the other side.
“more than okay.” you gasp at the feeling of his lips against yours.
a silence fills you for a minute as he continues pressing his lips against your back, before you feel him reach your ear again and whispering, “if there weren’t so many people here, i’d bend you over this balcony right now.”
you shakily let out a breath, before plucking the courage to speak up without sounding like a nervous wreck. “you still can.”
he chuckles and spins you around by your waist, “you sure?” he double checks before he makes any other moves.
“very.” you nod, and before you can speak again his lips are on yours. tongues messily moving against each other, your hands are in his curly hair, one of his hands on your waist and the other squeezing your ass.
“we’ll just have to be quiet.” you break away from the kiss but his lips are straight back on yours, almost like he physically cannot be away from you.
“think you can do that girl?” he asks against your lips, whilst unbuckling his belt making you smirk and nod.
he throws his belt to the side but slightly wincing at the loud noise it made from connecting with the concrete floor, he spins you around so that your back is facing him. he slowly pushes you down so that your back is arched and ass is pressed against his crotch.
his fingers dance down your legs before reaching the bottom of your dress, slowly dragging it up to reveal your matching white lacy panties. a groan leaves his lips at the sight.
“fucking hell.” he mutters before sliding his fingers under your underwear, “so soaked for me already.”
you whine before grinding your hips against him, “please alf.”
he unbuttons his cream coloured pants before tugging them down along with his boxers, you feel him drag his tip through your folds.
alfie slowly pushes himself in, earning a moan from you as you let your head fall forward.
“tell me if you wanna stop, yeah?” his sentence ends slightly high pitch from the pleasure he was feeling and he couldn’t hide it.
“so big.” you speak but it’s muffled from your arm as you don’t want to chance getting caught.
his hips snap into yours, repeatedly hitting that one spot that has your eyes rolling to the back of your head. you had never felt this euphoric.
“jesus, yes!” you whine, pushing your hips back to meet his thrusts making him grunt.
“i’m not gonna last long-” he exhales, closing his eyes as he moves faster, chasing his orgasm. but it before you’re satisfied.
it wasn’t long before your orgasm came crashing down on you, letting out a load moan from you as you cover your mouth as quickly as you could. the clench around him pushed him over the edge as he released inside of you.
“fucking hell girl.” he chuckles as he helps you stand straight, before guiding you inside, closing the sliding doors behind him.
“i sure do hope no one heard, or saw.” you laugh before covering your face as the clarity hits you.
alfie shrugs, “would do it again.” he teases, throwing a t shirt toward you for you to sleep in.
“shut up.” you laugh as you smack him with the shirt.
a silence fills the room as you separate to change out of your clothes from today and clean yourselves up.
both of you climb under the covers, before facing each other.
alfie’s the first to speak up, “d’ya think we’ll regret this tomorrow? considering we’re such good friends.” he asks quietly, almost a worried tone in his voice.
you shrug your shoulders slightly, “i don’t think i will, but it’s not like we’ll do this again. right?” you speak.
“probably not, no. i just don’t want this to change our friendship, you know?” his eyes squint, trying to get you to understand where he’s coming from.
you nod, “it won’t, i promise.” you reassure alfie, making a smile appear on his face.
and just as you think the conversation’s ended, alfie speaks up hesitantly.
“aye, what happens in monaco, stays in monaco.” he chuckles, immediately getting back to his own personality before turning away to fall asleep.
you let out a laugh before laying on your side, he turns back around too and drapes an arm around your stomach, “night alf.”
tags: @luvdixon @livvymd @jamiekluivert @lilyyxoii @camaluvs @wherethezoes-at
Would you do an ab smut where his bereal goes off when him and reader are having sex and reader has hickies all over her neck and he does the bereal and their friends react?
JUST FOR YOU — alfie buttle.┊ ➶ 。˚ °𖥔 ݁ ˖
— hello anon!! i was acc planning to do this already so thank yew for pushing me into acc writing this fic 😓😓 but here u go xx
backstory: you and alfie have been together for at least 8-9 months now, it was no secret you guys were together, from the very start — alfie introduced you on his stream, you’ve been in some of his youtube videos and you’ve even met his friends. you’ve had sex with alfie more times you could count but it was his first time to mark you — you wake up to a surprise.
c/w: smut, fluff, swearing, alcohol consumption
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—ALFIE CAME HOME LATE after filming all day in london, putting his keys on the table and throwing his jacket somewhere around the room as he basically threw himself onto the couch beside you.
“hello baby” you smiled softly, leaning up to face him, turning onto your side as he grumbled a ‘hey’
“fucking hell.. i’m actually knackered” he mumbles putting his hand on the side of your thigh, rubbing up and down slowly. “i’ve been missin’ you all day” he said with a soft smirk, leaning up and placing a soft kiss on your lips. “ive missed you too” you giggled softly against his lips.
“do you want anything? food, hot tea, coffee, a massage?” you offered leaning upwards like preparing just incase he wanted to request something. his eyes glance down south — your eyes following down briefly and see a semi in his pants which made you raise a brow. “you’ve gotten hard already from just kissing me?” you joked, biting your lip in almost a teasing manner. with no hesitation, ──── he simply lifted you onto his lap like you were a feather. your legs now straddling him as he stared up at you in awe “can you blame me, i’m just a lad who misses his girl” he shrugged, glancing at your lips before looking back into your eyes.
his hands toyed with the hem of your shirt, his cold hands sending shivers through your body which made his smirk wider. he looked up at you for your approval before taking your shirt off, along with your bra and pj shorts.
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it wasn’t long until both your clothes were tossed around the room in random areas, alfie’s shirt was off and his jeans pooling at his feet, not even fully off his legs. “s’it alright if it’s a little rough?” he asked softly, his eyes never leaving your face. a frantic nod shook from your head as he grabbed your hips, slamming you down onto his aching dick, tipping your head back while a loud groan escaped his lips. “fuuuck” he said in almost a moan as he guided your hips down on him, on his pace.
“fuck- you’re beautiful” he murmured, leaning up as his lips latch on to your breast, kissing and sucking on it as his tongue flicked around your nipple. “oh- fuck” you moan out, your back arching involuntarily, basically giving yourself to him. he kisses up your body, now to your collarbone area and felt his lips suck around the nape of your neck, finding your sweet spot almost immediately - causing you to gasp loud.
you felt his teeth nibble at your skin, his tongue soothing the area where he nibbled before moving just below your chin. you didn’t think — you couldn’t think in the moment but after you woke up was a whole different story …
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your eyes fluttered open, alfie’s arm slung over your chest — the cold breeze slowly hitting your bare body causing you to shiver. you lean up - checking the time to see 1:00PM on your home screen. you get up, stretching your body and grabbing a simple shirt, either yours or alfie’s and a pair of underwear as you scrolled through your phone a bit as you headed to the kitchen.
the plan for your guys’ day was to meet up with a few friends, sabina, josh, arthur fredrick and becky. you go about your noon as usual, first just making a bit of scran for the both of you. a simple protein shake and a ham and cheese sandwich. alfie was usually a heavy sleeper so you decided to just have your shower and guessed by the time you finished, he’d be awake.
as you come out of the shower, wiping off the hot steam from your shower. you see it. your jaw drops at the sight of your neck covered in hickeys and lovebites. “alfie!” you call him, not angrily but more of a ‘you need to see this’ tone.
about a few seconds later, he comes in, in just his boxers as his eyes widened when he sees your body, he had a few from you last night which made you flush a little but it definitely wasn’t as noticeable as yours. he looked surprised himself at the hickeys on your neck but he didn’t apologise, a smug smirk growing on his lips — filled with pride and pure cheekiness.
“it’s not funny! our friends are gonna see this and think we’re animals!” you exclaimed stressfully, looking in the mirror as your fingers traced each mark. “well you were riding me like a fucken-“ he was cut off by you hitting his chest. “oh my god“ you groaned, rolling your eyes as he laughed, leaning on the doorframe as he watched you stress. “i don’t even think i have enough concealer to cover all this up” you huffed.
“then don’t” he replied simply with a small shrug. “at least this time, lads will know your taken.” he rolled his eyes, his thoughts recalling back to the one time at the bar when a few lads tried to get your number or take you home with them. 4 men exactly but who’s counting? he thought.
“stop being so possessive, i admit seeing you jealous is sexy but this is a whole new level” you joked. he tutted. “oh you’ll live, now c’mon girl — i need to get ready” he jerked his head, indicating for you to leave which you did.
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after arriving to the pub, you’ve decided to give up trying to cover the hickeys.
“well, looks like you two had great fun last night!“ josh said as him and sabina giggled, looking at you both with a grin. you all did a big cheers as your face flushed in embarrassment while alfie walked around, practically showing off his hickey like it was a trophy. whilst you all sat at around the table having a laugh and chatting, a notification coming from alfie’s phone to see the notification.
‘it’s time to bereal!’
he nudged you as he got his phone ready, everyone leaning in close and posing for the bereal. “y’look leng in this” he murmured as he saved the photo, uploading the picture to bereal along with reposting it onto his instagram story.
after an hour or so of alfie not checking his phone, he finally picked it up to see about a million notifications from instagram and bereal.
‘view all 86 replies to your story!’
‘view all 110 comments on your new bereal post!’
a snicker escapes his lips, taking a screenshot of the numbers before showing the screen to you and your friends. “well at least they know you guys had a lovely time last night” becky jokes, winking at you whilst arthur and alfie bantered about it. definitely not one of the best decisions but definitely something you’d want alfie to do again.
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lucky ass i hate how delusional i still am about him.
The limerence was BADD about him but I got free eeee😭😭I think it was just bc of how inconsistent he was after posting so much and doing so much press for so long. I just fell off as a fan even tho I do still enjoy his music and him
deuxmoi shared a video of him and a girl holding hands while walking in a club couple weeks ago. he was holding her bag and dancing😭💔
😭yall im sorry but I think this is good but that could just be bc im not delusional about that man anymore 🤞🏾still love him tho
girl Jack got a whole ass gf now
Honestly good😭 I hope he has a baby by next year🤞🏾
Literally logged on for the first time in 3 months just to see if Jack was at the BET awards
Also shout out to BET for all the ads about voting ✊🏾
Back to school tomorrow which means back off here 😭probably won’t come back this time unless it’s for a different account👍🏾
I know I’m falling off as a fan bc I COMPLETELY forgot today was Jacks birthday 😭
It’s been pretty dry on here lol I seen some people just stop being a fan of Jack
I’ve noticed that too just like fan pages being less active and stuff. But I mean I don’t blame him he went from doing so much to so little so quickly. Which is probably what’s best for him but hopefully it won’t mess up his career too much
Hi bby how are u?
I’m doing good ok spring break now so it chilling for now
Just Some Things: (All Alleged Of Course)
Still Fucking Tori
Fucking His Assitant (Not Neelam)
Fucking Any Woman Around Him
Does Not Leave The House Anymore
Latest Obsessions Are Puzzles And Interior Decorators
Did I Mention He Is Fucking Anything And Anyone?
Wow I forgot this is what we do on here 😭😭with how little he post how in the world do yall be finding all this out. Must be Twitter 😭😭
Heyyyy what’s new on here since I left 😭😭🙋🏾♀️
There’s like no more Jack bloggers here now 💔
I’ve also noticed this but people move on it could be due to his inactivity too so I don’t blame them. It’s sad but maybe a new wave will come through.
Ur just logging off and deleting the app off ur phone right?? U won’t be deactivating ur whole blog?? 😭 pls pls pls don’t deactivate I like coming back and reading ur posts
No not deactivating just deleting it off my phone 🤞🏾🤞🏾I wanna come back for sure. Just wanna use less social media for this semester🙂
Might be deleting tumblr soon🥲gotta lock in for school😭🤞🏾