Linus The Lizard

vampire. twink. goth. warlock. they/he | 26

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[karroana]

poke variations !! always wanted to draw some, but somehow never got around. i'll definitely make more when i have time

(( callohanna is my old handle, also it should be "betta splendeNs" but hey i'm lazy to fix it :') ))

[jenn1fersbody]

[starryizsleepy]

You pull up to the transmasc meetup and it looks like this

[notahorseindisguise]

needy ass mother fuckers

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[simplysnaps]

It was really brave of Twilight Princess to have your companion be a shortstack bullydomme who calls you "good boy" and says she'll "train you well" and half the game her whole ass is on screen. I'm sure playing this contributed to me being a well adjusted adult.

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[orpheuslament]

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[queerintheuk]

Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

problematic gender gap relationship

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[pangur-and-grim]

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia