[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

[randomish-things]

This should not have made me laugh

[jewishdragon]

As a scientist I can confirm

[halloweenatdusk]

by ghost‏

[uoa]

[redsatinsheets]

me in the mornings & me omw to work

[glitteratti-moved]

there are people who sit down…..they sit down and they say “i have to do this thing i don’t want to do.” and they do the thing. they fucking do it. like what the fuck is up with that

[tkkatherineblog]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[linzyuaan]

Dammit I’m spiraling. Everything is out of whack and I can’t believe I didn’t see this coming. I’m my own enemy. Any time is a good time to hate yourself.

[princessrhcenyra]

[discountliquor]

[orchidbreezefc]

its that time of year

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

the signs from most to least funny

[meta-xylene]

Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone

[minazor-deactivated20181224]

[linzyuaan]

Good fucking bye

Do I have seasonal affective disorder aka sad because I sure feel that way and more. More after the commercial break

Oh oh oh tomorrow is htgawm. Weeks have passed and nothing changes. I am dissolving into a pile of shit.

[doggosource]

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[iamhannalashay]

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

[amorphousursa]

So did Eve and look where that got her

[teawitch]

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

[defydamage]

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

[worstsuggestion]

I break my heart three times per day

[mwsouyuu]

my birb