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"How do you feel about polyamory?"
"I might have killed him."
"Alcohol is not my friend."
"I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."
"I'd rather marry the cactus."
"Why are bar fights frowned upon?"
"Why study when you can drink?"
"I have the power of a thousand unicorns."
"I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."
"I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."
"Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."
"Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."
"That sweater has more sex appeal than you."
"I'm too adorable to slap."
"I never say no to drugs."
"You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."
"I think I married the vodka."
"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."
"Are you a serial killer?"
"I've killed more people than I can count."
"All I want is a kitten and vodka."
"You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."
"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"
"I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."
"He's only slightly dead."
"I don't like your pants. Take them off."
"We might have to huddle for warmth."
"Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."
"Satanism isn't all that bad."
"I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."
"Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."
"Be the Batman to my Joker?"
"I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."
"I will go done with this ship."
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