what was i thinking?

max. 32. professional procrastinator. 93% winging it. lesbian-by-the-sea, uk.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[jeniferprince]

moongazing

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[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference

[cat-faces]

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[griffonatrix]

this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real

[kaban-bang]

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[depsidase]

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[snoopymania]

[sparrowlucero]

more ms paint dragons (available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[lostfunzones]

Herbert Bayer, Chromatic Intersection. 1970. Screenprint on paper.

[streco3y]

Korra and Naga ❤️

[emnesoi0]

this is the future liberals want

[worldsandemanations]

William Benson, Chart of Colors (Based on his Cube of Colors), 1868

[lionpotato]

Gimme gimme gimme a snack after midnight.