🌻
You’re looking at Walt’s first ever Bachelor. Want a rose, ladies?
send me a sunflower and i’ll say whatever the fuck i want.

roma★
$LAYYYTER

Andulka
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

tannertan36
we're not kids anymore.

Product Placement

Discoholic 🪩
No title available
NASA

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
YOU ARE THE REASON

⁂

Kaledo Art

pixel skylines
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin

seen from Netherlands
seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Romania
seen from Spain
seen from United States

seen from Belgium

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Austria
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Serbia

seen from Netherlands

seen from Belgium

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
@liorfitzherbert
🌻
You’re looking at Walt’s first ever Bachelor. Want a rose, ladies?
send me a sunflower and i’ll say whatever the fuck i want.
why did you kiss Gerti over the break?
Because I absolutely adore grossing my sister out and kissing her friends. And I’ve totally had the hots for Gertie this whole time. Watch out, Sunny. She may be your in-law soon!
lie meme.
TEXT || REO
RJ: 😮😮😮😮😮
RJ: DUDE this is reality TV GOLD. That even changes the premise! Like, this could be a Cinderella search now! omg omg omg this changes everything, I'm so pumped.
RJ: you're hired btw
Leo: Are we really~ gonna make it the premise? I thought you'd want it to be more like.. The Bachelor! Not this most recent season. That Peter guy was... fun.
Leo: cool.
TEXT || REO
RJ: HA. I think I cracked the code.
RJ: That changes things. Spill.
Leo: 🙄
Leo: We got matched for the dance, and we had a good night! She didn’t give me her real name, we kept everything anonymous so I have no idea who the hell she is.
TEXT || REO
RJ: Well YEAH but why would you take time out of your princely life for MY project? I was expecting to get like, Moss Triton or someone who's technically a prince but not reeeeeeeally, you know? Not....heir-to-a-throne Fitzherbert.
RJ: Are you...genuinely looking for love or something? 😅
Leo: Because, I want to? Besides, who wouldn't want a bunch of elligble bachelor/ette's fawning over them?
Leo: ...There might be someone I may be looking for, but that's /beside/ the point.
TEXT || REO
RJ: I am....👀 No offense, but what's in it for you? It's just a class project. Produced by /me/. There's not much clout to gain there.
Leo: Can’t I just help out without there being something in there for me?
Leo: I don’t need clout. I’m a prince. That’s clout enough.
TEXT || REO
Leo: Question.
Leo: Are you still looking for a young, strapping elegible bachelor to participate in your...thing? Because I have just the man for you.
Leo: Me.
TEXT | FITZHERBERT SIBS
Sunny: Wanna tell me why you're trying to RUIN my life??? I can't network socially as the girl whose older brother stood TIA LA BOUFF up on a date.
Leo: EXCUSE ME, I HAD A MOUNTAIN APPEAR ON MY FACE. I’m trying out a new face wash, and it’s at that “gets worse before it gets better” stage! I wasn’t about to publicly HUMILIATE myself by going on a date with aTia LaBouff with Mt Everest on my face!
TEXT | FITZETTE
Wes: Your tall ass in a better tux than mine outshining me? Pleeeeease. 🙃
Wes: Kidding! You know, I think this engagement has given me some #growth, cause I'm mostly just concerned about standing up there and seeing my fiance walking to me? Wild!
Leo: BEING TALL DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T LOOK GOOD IN A TUX.
Leo: Wow, look at that growth. Too bad it wasn't literal growth because everyone knows you could use a few inches. 😉
TEXT | OPEN
Wes: If you haven't already, be sure to RSVP for the #WeslieWedding !!! aka the biggest party of the year! June 22nd is only a month away, so book your flights to NOLA asap! I promise: you won't want to miss it.
Leo: You know I'm gonna be there! Gonna try not to outshine you though. Because my tux is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
INSTAGRAM: @LEOFITZ HAS UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO!
My mother is a beautiful human inside and out, and I’m so amazed at how she manages to do such wonderful things all the time. She’s a super hero. She’s my super hero.
💙 LIKES, ✍ COMMENTS ↳ VIEW ALL COMMENT
lainelumos:
No, I’m the one who’s smart enough to know that any time a guy is talking about his big feet he’s really just expecting everyone who’s listening to make that association. It’s the phallocentric world we live in where men are obsessed with their own junk. It’s why little boys always build tall towers out of building blocks while girls build detailed duplexes with central heating and a swimming pool.
Okay, but weren’t you the one who assumed that I was making that association? As a matter of fact, I don’t brag about how large my penis may or may not be, because it’s all about presentation. If I don’t have the right shoes, anything going on under my clothes is left to be undesired. I take pride in my looks, and that includes my shoes. I wasn’t the one who had penis on my brain, you did. I wasn’t insinuating anything about my penis, I was just complaining about how unfair it is that there aren’t many options for people with larger feet.
And for the record, I play the sims and you should see my non-phallic looking mansions that I build.
tiaisms:
The luckiest! When was the last time you went shopping online? Returns are like so easy to do now, so you could just buy a bunch in different sizes and return the bad ones super fast. Plus, unless you’re shopping from somewhere shady like Wish or Depop, it usually looks the same in the picture unless you really just don’t look at the ratings and reviews. Also um, I thought you just said you never find anything but gross sneakers in the store? Even those are satisfying to find if they fit you right?
Like a few months ago. It wasn’t the best experience and now I refuse. And I guess I should’ve been better with my wording and say I rarely find anything but gross sneakers in the store. When you have a rare find, that’s when it’s nice. Plus, spending an all day shopping isn’t bad, really. I just wish it weren’t so hard sometimes. Maybe if someone shows me how to properly online shop, I’d have better luck.
lainelumos:
So…you mean to tell me this is a legitimate complaint and not some kind of humble-brag about your giant feet and therefor proportionate penis?
I mean, you’re the one that brought up the size of my penis.
Luke Benward on Instagram (9.16.18)
tiaisms:
Well I’ve been blessed with relatively tiny feet for my height so, #cantrelate. But you should probably try shopping online more. Having to deal with nothing but gross giant sneakers is a fate worse than death!
Well, aren’t you lucky? I don’t shop online. One, because you never know if it’s the right size, because I can go from like an 11-13 depending on the shoe. Two, it rarely looks the same as it does in the picture. And three, it’s more fun to go out and try to find something -- even if it’s super frustrating. Nothing’s more satisfying than finding the right pair of shoes in store.
The worst thing about being tall is the whole big feet thing. I’ve been to so many stores and have never been able to find anything but a gross pair of sneakers in my size. #thestruggleisreal