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slimetony

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

sailor--spoon

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

conqueringthenoodle

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

glitched-out-mess

theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

flygoing

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

chastittie

i trusted you

flygoing

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

angelnumber27

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

angelnumber27

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

angelnumber27

Celibacy Wednesday

angelnumber27

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

poet-of-solitude

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow meow you're so real bro

dogpuppy

dragongirlbunny

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

dragongirlbunny

i mean average sized bomb

ifitbleedsbiteharder

starting a tall trans girl support group and its just getting someone your same height and an enormous bed and you just cuddle and sleep and let yourselves forget it for a little while and feel tender and small and warm

ifitbleedsbiteharder

i love you girls, I hope we all get to feel small some time

1five1two

'Semele'. Jannik Senium. 2025.

viralfrog

acerby

hate to see her go but love to watch her leave.

illmadekn1ght

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

valtsv

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

valtsv

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

1percentcharge

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)