Lurker General

Just lurkin

[phillip-bankss]

[memeguy-com]

A common misconception

[oliver-swanick]

YEAHAHHH

WHO ONE THE LOTTERHy

I DID

[rudetodogs]

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

THIS FUCKING GUY

JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND

WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS

ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION

CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED

LOOK AT THIS GUY

SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH

YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI

[luciadelbray]

i was on mobile on the highway when i saw this so the pictures didn’t load and i was 110% sure this was a post about jesus until i got to the last line and then i just kind of turned off my phone and stared out the window for a while

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

[trikkynikki]

You

[deejay]

[patrickthanos]

[spongebobsquarepants]

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[shitter]

[mulp--plum]

[joerose8]

What is this emotion

[clarkendarken]

Lust

[hochstelust]

Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever

[cassetteboy]

@satan-ryoasuka

[emilysblunt]

[undead-potatoes]

Someone, jokingly: Haha I kinda ship our OCs

Me:

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness

[speeps-highway]

[spectralshrimp]

[catasters]

[girlsjustwannahavefawn-deactiva]

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

[kireinahana]

Nevermind this is it

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

[retrogamingblog]

Japanese Commercial for Mario Kart 64

[ubuyo]