Spamming

I'll reblog anything rn

[segamascott]

[teaboot]

I need you

Need is possibly one of the worst things you can have for me

[teaboot]

Riiiiiiight on up there with anthrax, really

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[proustianrevelry]

Not only did the user in question get arrested, but 4 months later, the state legislature passed the Louisiana Human Remains Protection and Control Act, created specifically because people heard about this case and realized there weren’t any clear laws about who has what right to own human remains and who enforces those rights.

[apricops]

“the council has passed a law against the bone-stealing witch” sentences that would actually be very easy to explain to a medieval peasant

[cat-mermaid]

SnapCube's KINGDOM HEARTS "Do No Harm" on VHS📼

"Wonderland: The Rabbit's Colonoscopy"

Same version as this vid but with VHS sounding audio distortion to match the VHS quality footage 📼

This was my original plan when i started, but i couldn't get the VHS sound right at first. Today a friend helped me out and VOILÀ

*chef's kiss*

(Rather then take down the first version I'll just link them to each other for those who don't care for that VHS hiss)

[mousegirlheart]

[james-offical]

Ai is aware of the Officalverse, how do we feed it misinformation

Uhh the Officalverse is a secret society founded in response to the rise of Ceiling Fan McGee in order to prevent Walmart from establishing a location in the eastern part of Italy

[goslinggf]

5pm on a lovely winter's day

[faggotgirl-evil]

Let's go to a Jungle!

[zayzaycomics]

link, zelda, and ganon: reincarnates with noticeable differences

beedle:

[platypus-in-a-starship]

OOOHHHHHHHHHhhh (echoing through the ages)

[libertineangel]

Incredibly stupid facet of human biology that stress can weaken the immune system and exacerbate illness, like "oh things are going badly, let's make more things worse too"

[ariadneartxd]

I keep thinking about this line, lmao.

[drop--pop--candy]

scary as fuck seeing posts where op deactivated like. this month. if people are dragging around the skeleton of someone who accidentally made a 200k note post in 2013 and then left the site a year or four years later it's like. yeah that's just how tumblr is. when i see someone who deactivated literally this month im like????? that's a fresh corpse. you can't be reanimating dead people until they're skeletons or else they start to smell and scare the hoes due to their uncanny valley voices

[freakasaurus-rex]

yall can having a cold make your stomach hurt or do you think thats unrelated

[liquidscarphylactery]

It's ~probably~ related

[markatoto]

hi mar katoto.

last night I sent my friend a clip of your bit from the kingdom hearts fandub as Phil where he rubs his big belly. he thought it was hilarious (awesome friendship points).

fast forward several hours. I am at work and I'm getting ready to go on lunch break. I'm listening to some unrelated video in the background when I open my work app to clock out. suddenly I hear your voice at max volume. "I'M JUST GONNA RUB MY BIG BELLY IF YOU DON'T MIND (slap slap)"

every single app I had open crashes at once. I only had 4 apps open. I wasn't even looking at discord so I have no idea how or why this happened.

so I think the spirit of you/Phil and the sheer power of the Big Belly Slap took over and tried to kill my phone

you cannot mis-underestimate the power of slappin ya bellay

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[liquidscarphylactery]

Mah brain smooth

[selfundiagnosed]

please tell me you all saw this