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[alien-slushie]

Danny: *minding his buisness in the mall, and sipping on a cup of ectoplasm*

M'ari, walks up to him curiously: What are you drinking?

Danny, taken off gaurd by the random child: Uhh...

M'ari: Because it kinda looks like Uncle Jason's blood. Are you a vampire?

Danny: Yes.

M'ari: Oh. Did you get permission to drink that blood? If not that means you're a bad guy.

Danny: I got permission, only weird fruitloops don't get permission.

M'ari, nods seriously: That's good, cause then I'd have had to beat you up. And I like your star hoodie, and I wouldn't want to accidentally ruin it.

Danny: You a hero then?

M'ari: No, Daddy and Mommy are heros though, and that means I'll be a hero one day too.

Danny: Got your whole life figured out huh kid?

M'ari: *proudly nods*

Danny: So where are-

M'ari: Is your skin sparkly because you're a vampire?

Danny: Sparkly?

M'ari: Yeah! It looks like snow when its in the morning and its all glittery.

Danny, snorts: No thats because I have use ice powers.

M'ari: Really?!

Danny: *crouches down and puts his drink down. He holds out his palm, and it starts glowing blue before a glittering blue ice sculpture in the shape if a star materializes in his hand, followed by small ice droplets that turned it into a necklace.*

M'ari: Pretty!

Danny: Tell ya what, you tell me how to contact your parents to come get you, and you can have it.

M'ari: I know Daddy's phone number!

Danny: That'll work.

*one phone call with a panicked father later*

Dick: M'ari!

M'ari: Hi Daddy! Look the Mall Vampire made me a necklace! Hey will it melt?

Danny: Not unless I will it to kid.

Dick: You scared the stars out of me Princess! I turned around and you were just gone! You can't do that!

M'ari: But I was bored, and you walk away from Uncle Tim when you're bored.

Dick: Ah well thats different-

Danny: *snorts but tries to cover it by taking a sip of his drink*

Dick: Thank you for holding her attention long enough to contact me.

M'ari: The Mall Vampire is cool! He knows more about the stars and planets than Mommy does.

Dick: Mall Vampire?

Danny: *smiles at him, showing off his sharper canines*

Dick, pales: Right! Well Granpa is waiting for us M'ari! Thanks for the help sir, goodbye.

M'ari: By Mr. Mall Vampire. *waves excitedly over Dick's back*

Danny: *lazily waves back*

Bonus

???: Sorry I'm late I was- why do you have that look on your face?

Danny: What look?

???: The look that means "I know something others don't know and its going to be hilarious".

Danny: Its nothing bad, just had an interesting conversation with a really eccentric kid is all. It was funny, in hindsight.

???: Uhuh, sure. *squints suspiciously at him*

Danny: Anyway, forget about that, let's get the supplies I need before we go to dinner.

*3 Hours Later*

Tim: Why is M'ari running around talking about a Mall Vampire?

Kori: Dick lost her in the mall earlier today, and the person who found her was humoring her questions.

Tim: And Dick is freaking out because...?

Kori, huffing: The man was "extremely pale with glittery skin and dark hair" and he just happened to have sharp teeth, so Dick's freaking out about it.

Tim: Seriously?

Kori, fondly: Honestly, that man.

Barbra: Hey guys, sorry for arrivaving late, it took a while to find the right paint-

M'ari, squeals: Mall Vampire!

Danny: Hey kid.

Barbra: What?

Danny: This is the eccentric kid I told you about.

Barbra: Oh. Well uh, this is Danny, the cousin I told you abour. He's only in Gotham for a few months for a few art shows hes particpating in, so he's going to be staying with me.

Dick, paling: What?

Danny: Sorry for any inconvenience I might cause, but I look forward to getting to know you all. *smiles 'innocently', showing off his sharp teeth once more*

[purplesoulkingdom]

[cabi-leodrann]

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Hey! Look who showed up =D

A looooot of stuff crammed in this one update- Don't worry, this will happen again X') ALSO, FINALLY GIVING TEXTURE TO LAMB'S HAIR!

Thank you @wowhy-s-silly-doodles and @vanta-bleu for the help! Wowhy at the coloring, and both for the corrections.

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

There’s someone living in the attic of Wayne manor and Tim is the only person to realize it.

He’s tried to tell the others but they all think he’s just sleep deprived when he brings it up.

It’s not paranoia it he’s right!!

Danny meanwhile is having fun messing with Tim.

He’s bored! Nothing to do most days other than sneaking books and food upstairs.

Besides, it’s funny to watch the Waynes accidentally gaslight their family member.

It all culminates to:

*Tim bopping and humming along to “come and get your love*: doo do do doo do bub bub bub buh- Hey~!

Danny above him: hey~!

The rest of the family:WHAt-

[dcxdpdabbles]

Dick: What are we going to do? Half the world is on fire, and the Justice League is gone.

Jason: Plus our resources are dwindling fast. With all the refugees we've been taking in, we'll all go hungry in a month.

Tim: We're out of guns, out of men, and out of options. If only we could go back in time and change everything.

Duke: That's a great idea Tim. I'll arrange it.

Cass: I'm sorry. You'll arrange it?

Duke: Yeah, I got a guy who can help.

Damian: This isn't something as simple as you calling your cake guy! Father is dead! The world is ending!

Duke: Okay, first of all, my time travel guy is also my cake guy, so it is that simple. Second, when Danny takes us back in time, we will save Bruce, save the world, and we'll have an amazing three-layer cake to celebrate.

Dick: Wait, the cake guy was real?

Duke: Yeah why wouldn't he be?

Tim: It's just that you would call him up at the oddest of times. Like that time when you called him at 3 am because you wanted coffee while on patrol and needed something to pair it with.

Duke: I get cravings when someone messes up my sleep schedule. Sue me!

Jason: Duke's bad eating habits aside, this time travel mission might be just what we need. The only reason we lost was that Earth was taken by surprise. If we go back and prevent the tragedy or even buy the past heroes time, we can save our world.

Duke: I'll dial Danny now

Cass watching him step away to make a call: Is this the same Danny, from Fenton Pastries?

Damian: Does it matter?

Cass: It does. He was trying very hard to get Duke's attention. I'm pretty sure he was attempting to seduce him with cake.

Dick: Was he successful?

Cass: No. Duke's only real love is bread.

Tim: Then we keep that to ourselves so the pastry chef/ time master helps us out as quickly and as effectively as possible.

Duke: Good news! Danny is on his way with Clockwork amulets and cake slices for us all! Isn't he the best? A true friend! Heck, he's practically family, like a brother!

Damian: I pity poor Daniel.

[cryptidstatusbreached]

#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#Dead Light ship#Danny is trying really hard for a really long time#Duke is unaware of his attempts#The world is ending but thats okay when the GK is in love with you#This is not Duke's first World ending rodeo#The Waynes are the last stand#Duke is the ultimate I Know A Guy#Danny fenton is whipped

[alien-slushie]

Phantom: Noo!

Robin: Come on! It'll be fine! *tries to grab him*

Phantom: I don't want to!

Batman: *walks into the cave*

Phantom: *bolts towards Batman and hides behind him*

Robin: Wha- You can't hide behind Batman! That's not fair!

Phantom: *sticks his tongue out*

Batman: What is this about?

Robin, groaning: I want Phantom to Possess-

Phantom: Overshadow.

Robin: I want Phantom to Overshadow me so I can practice breaking out of it. Its training!

Batman, glancing back at Phantom: Hmn?

Phantom: I don't-I don't like Overshadowing people. It feels-it feel icky.

Robin: Icky? Seriously? What are you, five?

Phantom: Five times more respectful than you.

Robin: You-

Batman: Enough. Robin, Phantom already said 'no', hes not comfortable with it. Consent goes both ways, and if I find out you've been bothering him about it I'll bench you and sign you up for Consent and Conmunication Training.

Robin: Ugh okay. Sorry Phantom, I'll drop it. *stalks off with a fake pout*

Phantom, visibly relieved: Thanks. I really, really hate Overshadowing.

Batman: Hmn. *reaches up to ruffle Phantom's hair, pulling a core-rumble(purr) from the boy*

[sony-laptop]

Danny, after a close call with identities and the league: we have to tell them at some point, maybe they'll understand. . .

Billy holding Danny by the shoulders, trying to literally shake sense into him: Danny. We are two black-haired, blue-eyed, vigillante teenagers. I'm homeless and your parents are actively hunting you. My name is literally Batson. This is no longer just about age. Unless you want to become a rich Gotham kid, you better lie like your life depends on it!

[readingfanficswithjay]

Menwhile

Bruce: I sence a distance in the family

Clockwork: I got you bro, don't worry, you'll have them soon enough

[sony-laptop]

Danny, after a close call with identities and the league: we have to tell them at some point, maybe they'll understand. . .

Billy holding Danny by the shoulders, trying to literally shake sense into him: Danny. We are two black-haired, blue-eyed, vigillante teenagers. I'm homeless and your parents are actively hunting you. My name is literally Batson. This is no longer just about age. Unless you want to become a rich Gotham kid, you better lie like your life depends on it!

[alien-slushie]

Batman: You let Phantom train the sidekicks?

Black Canary: Yeah, I mean hes an adult, but he's closer in age to them, I figured he would be better at understanding them.

Flash: I mean he is childish, but maybe they'll finally listen to someone.

*opens the training room door*

Phantom, snarling: Is that seriously all you've got? Pathetic! Get back up and try again! Saving the day waits for no "hero"!

*Young Justice scattered across the room, all panting heavily, or cradling bruises as they're each paired up with a Phantom duplicate*

Superman, gobsmacked: Phantom what are you doing?!

Flash: Yeah man this looks a little harsh don't you think?

Phantom: They want to be treated like adults, Flash, so I'm treating them like adults. If they want to be treated like adults, then they can train like adults, work like adult, eat like adults, balance their hero work and their civilian work like adults. I said no slacking! Get back up!

Superman, wincing: Still...

Flash: Dude, what did they say to you to piss you off this much? *tries to joke* I need to know so I don't do the same. Seriously, you're scary.

Phantom: *scowls*

Kid Flash, panting: Pl-Please! Can we take a brake? I need some water.

Phantom: 10 minutes. *all his duplicates vanish and Phantom turns and floats out*

*water bottles appear out of nowhere, and all the sidekicks collapse, desperately chugging the water bottles*

Flash: No, seriously, what did you say to him? I've never seen him that upset before.

Artemis, clutching her ribs: K-Kid Flash s-said he didn't get why-why we couldn't be treated as adults and-and do our own work. R-Rob in Said-Said that Phantom was-ss lucky, cause he didn't have a mentor and took-took care of his territory on his own without help. Said-Said it couldn't be that hard since Phantom did it.

Adult Heros -Batman: *winces*

Superman: No wonder Phantom was so upset.

Green Arrow: Yeah, I'd be pissed too if my years of hard work was chalked up to "not that hard".

Flash: *turns and follows after Phantom*

Batman: Hmn.

Robin: *flinches*

Batman: It looks like Phantom still went easy on you. You should thank him for that.

Kid Flash: That was easy?!

Batman: You're still alive aren't you?

Superman: And by the looks of it, he was only brawling, I don't smell the scent of his Ecto-Blasts.

Black Canary: And he gave you water.

Flash: *makes his way to the observation deck*

Phantom: *staring up at the stars with a pained expression*

Flash: *stands next to him as a comfortable silence stretches between tham*

Phantom: The screwed up thing is, I could have had a mentor.

Flash: Yeah?

Phantom: Yeah. But, instead of guiding me, and helping me, and being a support system, he decided he'd rather be a fruitloop. So, he became one of my villains.

Flash: Wow, that sucks. Wait-

Phantom, snorts: Yeah, it does. We're the only two halfas in the world right now, and he decides to be a massive jerk. It sucks, it sucks alot, because back then, I'd have loved to have what these kids have, heck, I'd have loved to just have someone to give me advice without having some greater scheme or alternative motive.

Flash: But?

Phantom, taking a deep breath: But thats not how it worked out for me. It was me, my teenage friends, and my teenaged sister against an alternate dimension, and a corrupt falsified government agency. That's the bitter truth of it, and I won't change that if I maybe could, instead, I just have to make sure those dinguses don't get themselves killed before they're adults.

Flash, gently pats Phantom's shoulder: Awe, don't want them to join you in the realms.

Phantom, laughing: Not for a long long time.

[vicaly]

Just an Ex-Chaos god farming and chatting with his husband. Mhm. Nothing buff about this Leshy.

*cough*

There's a reason Jamie stops Leshy every time he's carrying something.

[laserbobcat]

I have no idea why you would think that

[laserbobcat]

A plitten for the twinky yellow cat! I went the egg route this time. Felt like drawing egg. Smaller than game eggs because they are comically large, I made this one small. I like to draw tiny potato kitten, let's say they grow fast into normal sized babies. Only other person who's allowed to sleep on Leshy's tits is their kid. It's the comfiest place so Maryl left it to the baby like a good parent. I don't have a name yet!

[laserbobcat]

Has Morgan been safely returned back to Leshy ?

He was gone???

[laserbobcat]

OH YEAH THAAAAAAT Yeah he got him back eventually. Had to spend a few day living with Heket cause he was afraid of The Thing™ though.

[goodieprocter]

This one made me laugh hard enough that it gets to skip the queue and get posted immediately

inspiration

EWC by @justcakethanks

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Rocky's not too far off.

(Part 1) (Part 2) Part 3

[frenzied-chimera]

someone said bloodymary in frostpunk so. HOW ABOUT THE ARKS

[wanyaneedanemesis]

A tree nymph? That needs human blood to survive??? It's more likely than you think!

Part 1???

The premise for this idea is that Simon ends up in Grace's biodome, but specifically as the mutated tree (because magic) and he needs to consume human blood in order to transform back into a human. Cue the associated angst of needing human blood for survival.

Also the whole "when the last son of Eden joins the grove"

Congrats Simon you are now become the last tree of Eden, but this time you're not trapped in a blood ocean. yaysies

I might actually write a fic surrounding this - or continue drawing the comic, I'm not quite sure yet. But this seemed like a fun premise to play with.

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

A lil shitpost I made in between my other bloodymary comics