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Soulmates

Synopsis: When you were young you wrote a message for your soulmate only for them to answer in scribbles you can't understand

Pairing: Damian Wayne x Smallville! reader

Tags: soulmate au, whatever you write on your body appears on your soulmate

divider from @uzmacchiato

You were 6 years old when your parents finally told you how they met and what soulmates are. You were fascinated by it, you can write a message for your soulmate to find on their body where you wrote it?

Much to your father's heartbreak you immediately started writing hints on your body so that your soulmate could find you.

The whole day you kept glancing on your wrists eagerly waiting for a reply.

you're a 6 year old and you immediately got distracted by something else that you forgot about your wrists until you were taking an evening bath that your mother pointed on your other wrist

reimenaashelyee

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

chardama

Jackson Drake? Yeah, he ain't human. Bruce is sure the man is a meta. Maybe a poor alien in disguise because Bruce knows he's a disaster sometimes but Jack takes the cake.

The Drakes were their neighbors. Archeologists. Famous for bringing rare artifacts home and are the largest donors to the Gotham Museum.

Then the accident happened.

Jackson Drake had a serious fall while getting their latest artifact. A certain ring and crown that belong to an ancient king. He was rushed to the on-site medics and had to be air lifted to the nearest hospital. He had been in a coma for two weeks. A nasty bruise to the head and when he had woken up it was as if he was a different man. The media was all over it. It got worse when the change in attitude resulted in the divorce.

Timothy Drake ends in the custody of Jack Drake. Timothy knows that the man that woke up from the coma is not his father. But the new jack treats him so much better than old jack. The new jack actually listens to Tim. Actually helps him out with homework. Doesn't yell. Doesn't hit Tim. He lets time babble about everything. He even FEEDS Tim. He NEVER leaves him home alone.

Tim knows that the new ring on his father's hand (that he had never taken off since that expedition) is the cause of it. Or maybe it's the floating crown that sometimes appears when new Jack shows him a ‘trick.’ he likes New Jack. He doesn't want New Jack to go away.

Which is why he has to keep Bruce Wayne- (THE batman) away from his new father. The detective would suss new jack out immediately. Because new jack treats Timothy well but he sucks at being human.

It would help… if New Jack would stop calling the Waynes for every minor inconvenience that happened to Timothy that a regular person should know.

Ex.

Jack: tim is sick.

Bruce, handing the phone to Alfred. : any symptoms-

Jack: he's green, but thats normal because im green sometimes. But he's not doing all the things I do when im green-

Alfred: such as…?

Jack: well he hasn't learned to walk through walls yet. And he hasn't gotten ice breath though he is a bit cold. His hair isn't white yet.

Bruce, overhearing this: what-

Alfred: nausea perhaps? Has he eaten anything to make his stomach turn?

Jack: we did have some seafood from that new place by Mr.Freeze

Bruce, louder: W H A T

Alfred, writing down a list of supplies and recipes: we'll be there in a moment.

naga-20

I, I don't think that makes sense... Danny was born human, grew up weirdly but still is one, and is surrounded by one for the majority of his childhood. I don't think Danny would just forget about being human and basic human knowledge, such as sickness.

Unless, of course, if he has been no longer human for not tens, but hundreds or thousands of years and also has been not interacting with those that knows how to be one, like, newly dead one.

So like, clearly this is a GK! Danny that has been in the Ghost Zone for so long. Or perhaps, a Danny that just like to mess with the bats.

chardama

Oh yes, it is absolutely GK Danny. I couldn't expand on this earlier bc I was at work but I am back.

I was kinda leaning more into non cannon territory. Where as there is a ghost king or evidence of one in this au. The Drakes discover some artifacts from his burial. (Its not Danny's, its just a GK. Think of it like every au has one. Like many branches on a tree. They're all connected.)

So Danny, having already outlived his human purpose eons ago, is now a ghost king. He learns there are different ghost kings from different universes. This gk is similar to him and the second jack drake puts on the ring in a moment of stupidity, the ring wakes up. Since Danny was peaking into that universe, it basically sucks him inside jack.

Mind you, jack dies the second the ring is on. Speculation is the fall that happened afterward that killed him, the ring did it.

So Danny, freaks out. Tries to play cool (he cant because he kinda forgot how to be human.) He gets 'home' and sees baby tim (I'm eight!) All alone and tries his best. He somehow wins custody, gets the keep the house, but has to split the money and he's okay about that. He COULD leave, but like, Timmy would be alone. Timmy would be alone in a mansion that's filled with liminal and haunted items the Drakes have dug up.

On another note, Danny does assume Tim is some degree of liminal. Like, this mansion is definitely super haunted. Tim can't see the ghosts, but that doesn't stop him from being scared at certain noises in a big mansion by himself. Danny assumed because the Drakes have documented irregular activity after bringing certain things to Gotham. Surely Timmy would know?

Nope.

So yeah, Danny freaks out the first time tim get sick. He sees tim turning green? Oh his powers are kicking in- nope thats barf. A lot of it. Oh my god why doesn't the Drakes have children ibuprofen?? Moltrin?? This house is empty as hell.

Cue Danny calling the waynes at every major (minor) inconvenience that happens to tim and only tim. Danny can handle burglars just fine. Trespassers? Erased. Tim having a fever? Nope. Put on your coat, sweetie. we're hopping the fence to the Wayne's. He's got two kids, right? Surely he knows what to do.

So Danny finds out Timmy is 100 percent human. Though over the years, Tim does get more and more liminal. Being around Danny will have side effects. They just don't show until Tim's well into his teenage years. By then, Tim has accepted New Jack (Danny) is coming from the ring and crown. Bruce and co only think that Danny is some type of alien struggling to raise his half human (?) son.

magikarp-karpykarp

okay but that's such a good explanation? and a reasonable thing to think in that world!

Tim's showing some non-human traits, and it increases as he gets older. Jack, this poor man has no idea what to do with humans, but he gets better with Tim as Tim becomes more and more liminal: like Jack! He knows what to do with a liminal! (mostly)

But straight humans obviously confuse him. So, as Tim shows more traits like his father who is obviously inhuman the idea that little Tim is only half human becomes more and more likely.

chardama

Adding on to this, because it's fun.

Tim doesn't start showing VISIBLE traits until he's maybe 13 or 14 ish. The first one? Night vision. It comes slowly. It starts when Tim's eyes turn a frosty blue instead of their regular colors. At night his eyes kind of reflect light (similar to predators, ya know.)

Tim does not recognize the build up. However other people do. The first to realise it is Jason during a sleep over. In this AU the waynes and the Drakes are pretty close (even though tim has tried his hardest to keep Bruce away from finding Jack's identity).

So, during a sleepover, Jason and tim are sneaking into the kitchen one night for a midnight snack. Jason opens the fridge, turns to tim, and nearly has a heart attack when he sees Tim's eyes. They're kinda glowing and tim is staring directly at him. It makes Jason's fight or flight. He slams the fridge shut and nearly crushes the yogurt sticks he manages to swipe.

"Jason!" Tim hisses, "we're supposed to be quiet."

Jason blinks. Tim's eyes aren't glowing anymore. He's definitely telling Bruce about this so the man can add it to the list Jason knows is in the batcomputer. "Uh huh, sure tim tam. Is anything new happening?"

Tim, completely oblivious, "no why?"

Also, someone mentioned in the tags about body snatching. I think it a interesting add on. Bruce taking notes of Jack's drastic behavior change and the fact that he has new abilities. Something HAD to have happened between the dig and the hospital. Jack Drake wasn't known to be this wacky guy before the incident. Yet here he is, loud and proud. Taking care and showing off his son. Making generous contributions to Gotham's museums and schools. Even being way more social and taking less trips (though that was recommended by medical professionals to take it easy.)

So the Drakes has started to mingle with the waynes. Danny taking notes for Bruce in how to be a socialite. He takes tim over there to hang out with Jason and Dick while Danny asks for pointers on how to raise tim.

"So when they start growing into their abilities, who do you go to for training?" Danny asks as Dick shows Tim and Jason just how far he can contort his body with an acrobatic show. Danny has only seen the dead move like that.

Bruce, blinking, "Excuse me?"

"Timmy's about to go through it.. I think puberty. I'm not sure who to go to. He's been very clingy, too, and I think it's because of the divorce a while ago. At least that's what I read could be a factor.." Jack frowns. "Tim has been staying up late at night, being grouchy. He had a recent growth spurt as well. Tim's eyes were developing, and that meant it wouldn't be long before the fangs came in. "

Bruce, taking this all in nonchalantly and comparing notes mentally. "I S e e."

Tim is beyond overworked because he's trying to keep his dad's identity a secret. "You are the reason im like this."

I think by the time Damian arrives, Tim's liminal side is in full swing. He needs ectoplasm, not a lot, but it keeps him at peak health. He doesn't make much noise. He doesn’t have footsteps because he's unconsciously floating sometimes. Like just walking on air. Sometimes, he forgets to blink. And sometimes he can stand really still. He has night vision, too. The only thing he can't really do is the hard-core stuff. Like turning invisible, phasing through walls and energy blasts.

Sorry for all the errors BTW this was done on my phone.

chardama

Some late night contributions

Dick and Bruce do fight the older Dick gets. Which leads to Jason going over the Drakes whenever their arguing gets too much. This causes Tim and Jason to be close friends early on. Dick also goes over whenever Bruce ticks him off. Jack accepts this. He's getting along with his neighbors! And tim is socializing with people around his age! Bonus points! Dick and Jason are also exposed to all the spooky crap happening in Drake manor. Timmy not batting an eye at the food coming to life. Jason and dick watch as Jack literally flies around the kitchen ceiling, trying to capture flying evil toast.

"So you're dad's an alien?"

Tim, trying hard not to let ppl know Jack is actually possed. Tim who has spent DAYS without sleep curating a new identity for him unless shit hits the fan takes the blessing handed to him.

"Yes. He is. The fall made him forget his human years. We're working in it."

Dick: "cool." *texts Bruce and Alfred that jack is alien confirmed.*

Because Jason and Tim are so close, tim starts to realise when Jason's withdrawing. Tim then asks his dad if he can keep an eye out for Jason with his spooky powers. So when the entire Ethiopia fiasco happens, Jack manages to save Jason. This is also how Jack reveals his ghost king form. Jason gets injured by the Joker, but Jack does save him from the explosion.

Bruce and dick see the form, but their minds can't really comprehend it. (You can put your own description here tbh). Tim (who snuck on the bat plane) can see it because he's been exposed to Danny's ectoplasm so much. When asked for a description later, he lies through his teeth and gives the best description of a warped alien he can.

Jason doesn't die, though he is too injured to be Robin. Tim tries to take the mantle but gets stopped by jack bc 'Jason nearly died and you think im gonna let you go out there untrained!? Hell no!"

I actually had an idea where Danny like, shrinks down and pretends to be robin. Only to keep the sightings up and not let the media question Robin's where abouts.

The other option is , Jack tells Tim he can only be a vigilante after some proper training. Because he's getting memories from when he was vigilante, and he didn't have much help.

So Robin is down for nearly a year and some. Jason decides not to be robin anymore. He makes his own name.

Now tim, coming into his liminal abilities thinks he wouldn't make a good robin. (Im playing with the ages and timeline here) plus its also taking him longer to train because new abilities keep making themselves known

By the time tim is properly trained, it's a few months before Damian has arrived.

Now Damian is another subject in itself. When he gets to the manor he expects Grayson and Todd. There are no files on Drake, however.

Drake is apparently their neighbor that is a regular visitor. Regular enough to spend nights. Regular enough to spend the current summer there while his father is away. Damian classified him as a civilian at first when Grayson told him that tim wasn't a vigilante.

Yet.

Cue Tim giving Damian a run for his money. Bc Damian is a little snot nosed kid and has issues. Tim can sneak up on him. Tim can track him in the dark. Tim doesn't make any noise in the manor. He leaves behind no traces. He's caught all the knives Damian had thrown at him out of the air because tim is used to catching flying stuff from his dad.

Tim, currently at the end of the hallway, eyes glowing lazurus green as he holds one of Damians throwing knives.

He demands to know what pit demon is in the manor. Because this ain't natural. Todd and Grayson only shruggs.

"He's half alien." Grayson informs him. Damian would call bs if he didn't have decorum.

"You get used to it." Todd says. "Just don't let him stay in the kitchen too long. Things will start floating."

schwarz-san

I mean, calling Danny Alien isn't technically wrong, he's just also… dead.

Also, imagine the magic adjacent league members' reaction to tim.

Like, "What is this Eldritch touch child doing here?!"

dangerbabegang

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

sunscreen

a travel alarm clock or watch

mylar emergency blanket

a backpack is a must

downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

sleeping bag

travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

swiss army knife

can opener

spork-of-humanity

Reblog to literally save a life

hipsandheartbreak

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

himynameisrollin-deactivated201

Save a life reblog

kukachoosays

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

comrade-jiang

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

jantesika

probably worth keeping around.

the-choir-invisible

yes to downgrading your phone plan to a pay-as-you-go, including getting a different phone, but if you have a smartphone hang onto it. There are places with free wifi access that you can use without going inside, meaning you can have access to the internet throughout most urban areas, and it can be convenient to have bookmarks and contact info and the ability to text, which even in places with public computers like libraries you can’t have

alloftimeandspaceisours

Also, in regards to phones, there are programs that offer free phones and service if you receive things like food stamps and Medicaid. They might not be the nicest phones and at least the one I had didn’t have unlimited talk, but it’s something.

daysleftofsecondterm

That ask from @emma-goose-sheep-tooth-fairy made me remember this post and I thought everyone here would like to have it too.

1,179 days left

schwarz-san

Danny pulls a Kitty

For one reason or another, Danny's body got destroyed and is trapped as a ghost in the realms. His only anchor back to the human world is a latest model of the Fenton thermos that he was holding before his physical body got destroyed.

In order to regain and rebuild a body of his own from scratch, he needed to pull a Kitty, and slowly possess someone and take over thair body, mind, soul and everything (danny swear its temporary, hell return everything back once hes done!) To jumpstart rebuilding his old body back from ecto and his old remains.

Remains thats been shredded to pieces and scattered.

Somehow, the thermos fell at the hands of red robin who immedietely got enchanted with the clearly advance and very obvious magitech thats shape and acts like an actual thermos that could do a whole lot of things.

Its indestructable, unhackable, terrifyingly vesatile and can change color and design at the users input. Literally tech and magic combine.

Tim is obssessed.

…the enchanting properties of the object being Dannys anchor certainly speed up the process as well.

Starting that day, Tim couldn't be seen without that thermos in his person. It doesn't matter if he's in civillian or in his vigilate hours, the thermos stayed with him.

And the longer that tim has the thermos, the more it imprints and take over him. He's more Danny than Tim by the time somebody noticed. Which is too late since when they did decided that an intervention is needed, danny had completely merge and take over everything ahout tim and went on a sabbatical to rebuilt his body.

Using Tims skills, mind, talents, and dannys powers, it only took him a few days to collect all of his scattered remains and rebuit it from scratch which was also accelerated by one of tims cloning machines he had in one of his secret hide out.

once Danny got his body back and became a complete halfa again, he explain everything to Tim (who still disoriented after being unpossessed and regaining his sense of self) officially even though its unnecessary since tim knew everything the moment Danny take over everything but still, Danny owe the guy so he still did.

Danny got his body back but now he had more problems than before.

Which is A; the entire batfam and the jl with the JL Dark in tow is searching for Tim and wants to know what the fuck is hapoening, B; what he did is a massive dick move, even if it was his only choice, because overshadowing is one thing, you are just a passenger that hijacks control from someone while possession, which is what he did here, is literally OWNING a person and their everything.

Finally, C; Tim Drake in that short amount of time, got WAY into Danny possessing him.

Like literally obssessed about it.

Danny: Tim please, give back the thermos.

Tim: nu uh.

Danny: what do you mean "nu uh"?! Let it go, its not healthy for you! I knew it was my fault but give it up so we can fix you up too.

Tim looking like a cat with a canary with his mouth: Then take over. * wiggles eye brows suggestively*

Danny: Tim no.

Tim being over the top and doubling down: *rips shirt off and spread his arms wide on both sides* T A K E M E E E

Danny: God dammit.

nyukaart

First time drawing adult Jason this year I'm so scared...

Redrew an old art (under the cut)

sony-laptop

Danny, after a close call with identities and the league: we have to tell them at some point, maybe they'll understand. . .

Billy holding Danny by the shoulders, trying to literally shake sense into him: Danny. We are two black-haired, blue-eyed, vigillante teenagers. I'm homeless and your parents are actively hunting you. My name is literally Batson. This is no longer just about age. Unless you want to become a rich Gotham kid, you better lie like your life depends on it!

readingfanficswithjay

Menwhile

Bruce: I sence a distance in the family

Clockwork: I got you bro, don't worry, you'll have them soon enough

Ghost king dilemma

So we know Danny phantom is the ghost king, and Nico Di Angelo is also the ghost king, and the infinite realms are every realm, that includes pjo, so do they have the same amount of power or is one of them a less powerful one and just hold a title that happens to be similar.

#Dp x pjo #Danny Fenton is the ghost king #percy jackson and the olympians #Danny phantom #I’m confused #I need your theory #And/or opinion

dcxdpdabbles

Danny: You birds are but ants to me.

Tim: Yeah. Well, this ant is about to get in your pants.

Danny: *Face turns red.* What?!

Tim: *Face turns red.* Uh... You know. That'll make you... itchy... Or something... I... I'm sorry. It sounded way cooler in my head.

Tim forgot to proof read his own thoughts before speaking.

dcxdpdabbles

Danny: Hey can I ask a big favor?

Tim: depends on what it is?

Danny: In three weeks, I have eye surgery. My sister was going to drive me to and from the doctor's, but something came up, and she can't make it anymore. Would you mind giving me a ride? I'll pay you.

Tim: Oh, sure, no worries but I don't accept cash or credit

You'll have to pay me back another way

Danny blushing: Oh? How would you like me to pay?

Tim: I want one of your files on Phantom.

Danny: .....why?

Tim: That's my business. Do we have a deal?

Danny: Isn't there anything else I can offer you? *flexes arms*

Tim: I'll also accept the spit of Phantom.

Danny: Why?

Tim: What are you, a cop? Stop asking so many questions. Do we have a deal?

Danny: ....how much spit?

Tim: Fill this jar with it, and don't worry, I'm not going to ask how you get it. That's not my business.

dcxdpdabbles

Batman: Do you trust me?

Jazz: I-

Danny: Don't do it, Jazz! He's a liar. A pretty lair, but a lair nonetheless!

Jazz: You can tell his pretty? With everything covering his face?

Danny: He gives the vibe of a man who has gone through life flying on pretty privilege.

Jazz studying Batman: Yeah, I see what you mean.

Batman: ....Do you want to be rescued or not?

Danny: Not!

Batman: I apologize, I made that sound like you had a choice. I'm saving your lives.

Danny: The the HELL you are!

Jazz: Actually, I would like to get out of the cage the weird clown threw us in.

Danny through clentch teeth: Fine. Save us. But only because Jazz vouched for you.

Batman: Why are you so angry child?

Jazz: He doesn't trust pretty people. They bullied him through middle school and high school.

Red Robin: Wow, he must not trust himself then. After all, he's the prettiest boy I've ever seen~♡

Danny: *Barks and growls at him*

Jazz: Danny!

Danny: That one reeks of pretty privilege. He can not be trusted.

Red Robin: Jokes on you, I'm into this.

Batman: Children. There is a bomb strapped to the top of the cell. We must stay focus.

dcxdpdabbles

Batman: Do you trust me?

Jazz: I-

Danny: Don't do it, Jazz! He's a liar. A pretty lair, but a lair nonetheless!

Jazz: You can tell his pretty? With everything covering his face?

Danny: He gives the vibe of a man who has gone through life flying on pretty privilege.

Jazz studying Batman: Yeah, I see what you mean.

Batman: ....Do you want to be rescued or not?

Danny: Not!

Batman: I apologize, I made that sound like you had a choice. I'm saving your lives.

Danny: The the HELL you are!

Jazz: Actually, I would like to get out of the cage the weird clown threw us in.

Danny through clentch teeth: Fine. Save us. But only because Jazz vouched for you.

Batman: Why are you so angry child?

Jazz: He doesn't trust pretty people. They bullied him through middle school and high school.

Red Robin: Wow, he must not trust himself then. After all, he's the prettiest boy I've ever seen~♡

Danny: *Barks and growls at him*

Jazz: Danny!

Danny: That one reeks of pretty privilege. He can not be trusted.

Red Robin: Jokes on you, I'm into this.

Batman: Children. There is a bomb strapped to the top of the cell. We must stay focus.

demonic0angel

Tim: *downing another energy drink while on a case* You ever drink so many energy drinks that you start hearing your own heart beat?

Danny: *Laying across Tim's lap like a cat, ideally scrolling on his phone* Sounds like me, when I take too much benadryl and start seeing the hat man

Tim: *Immediately concerned for his boyfriend's safety* THE WHO?!

Danny: Oh, this is not a safe place suddenly!

(The hat man is Walker)

(THE HAT MAN BEING WALKER ASDFGHKLL)

Tim: I’ve also seen the Hat Man. But only when my morphine is replaced with fentanyl :/

Danny: Wha— Tim! That’s not good!! I’m pretty sure Hat Man is a ghost!!

Tim: Oh, so it’s fine when you do it, but not when I do it?

Danny: Yes.

Tim: >:/

Danny: >:/

Tim: How about we both get Benadryl and fentanyl rn and see the Hat Man for ourselves? Maybe he’ll help either of us win this argument.

Danny:

Tim:

Danny: Yeah, alr, seems legit

Jazz, in a whole ass different city: *sitting up from bed* My idiot sibling senses are tingling… I sense a great disturbance of the force…

nightingale-prompts

Tim: *over the phone* Did you make something from that strand of hair you took off me?

Danny: .....Why do you ask?

Tim: Another question, what have you been doing with that thing you made?

Danny: ....nothing...

Tim: Well next time you do "nothing" do it at a reasonable time!

Danny: Sorry.

Tim: Also, keep it under 30 minutes, okay? Im tired.

stars-obsession-pit

After losing a bet, Danny has to spend some time acting as a maid for Tucker (including wearing a full maid dress, where the heck did you even get that, Tucker??)

And as if that wasn’t mortifying enough, it turns out that he accidentally was visible through a partially-open door during one of Tucker’s streams.

…

Tim Drake choked on his drink. There, hidden in the background of a tech streamer he’d been watching, was the cutest boy he’d ever seen, wearing a maid dress.

He immediately queued up a sizable donation and a message.

And now it was Tucker’s turn to choke on his drink at what he saw show up on screen.

nightingale-prompts

Danny: You are so lucky to have such an affectionate little brother.

Tim: He is constantly trying to kill me.

Danny: I know! And Elle hasn't tried to fight me in weeks. I think she doesn't look up to me anymore....do you think she has a crush on a boy?

Tim: I would love to switch siblings with you.

Danny: I can have him?

Tim: ....no. Never.

thelazydetectivecat

sleeping buddies

Okay listen Danny is NOT a college student but do you know what he is? A UNIVERSITY STUDENT WHICH IS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE FULL OF BS don't get him wrong he loves his classes although why do some of them have to be on 7:00 a.m.

Worst part? Metropolis is expensive AF so he's just in Gotham having to take the bus and in case it gets delayed has to get the previous one which unfortunately is on 4:00 a.m. and the amount of assignments he has... so you can only imagine his addiction to coffee and his fantasies about sleeping

So here he is in the middle of a rogue attack at the bus stop sending the most professional email he can on 4:00 a.m. to his professor with a guy that looks more dead than he is beside him clutching his coffee as if it's the only thing keeping him standing which to be fair so is Danny. You know Damian just walk to the other bus stop sure it might take a bit of running and powers but what's the worst I could happen I mean it's not like he's a center of the attack after all.

....

Great he and the could be caffeinated corpse beside him are stuck in a room together and honestly both of them are struggling to even keep awake so much so that the goons have to encourage them to stay awake not even tying them up.

The guy looks at him and he looks back they come to a silent agreement.

Both of them use each other as blankets while they sleep if they die they die at this point they're going to die either out of a heart attack caused by caffeine or exhaust themselves to death and Danny would rather die in his sleep then any other option

... Oh wow that was actually the best sleep he had in years and he woke up with said guy in his arms... He fits perfectly in there and guy is snuggling him on his chest? He also fits perfectly in guys arms? Could this be the miracle he needs for good sleep?! Vigilantes are separating them NO HE NEEDS TO ASK THIS MAN TO BECOME HIS PERSONAL PLUSHIE HE NEEDS A SLEEPING BUDDY SCREW IT PUT ALL HIS SHYNESS AND EMBARRASSMENT IN THE CLOSET THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH TO HIM HE IS GETTING A VERY HUMAN PLUSH (with consent of course)

.....

Tim would very much love to talk about the day he found the miracle the human embodiment of it that comes in the form of Daniel Aether Graves. His sleep deprived the other half, his favorite pillow and blanket

That miracle of a man straight up asked him to be a sleeping buddy because he recognized how sleep deprived they both were and how somehow someway they're the perfect pillows for each other so they went on this arrangement where they would go either to one of their apartments and do something while cuddling to fall asleep.

This is the best freaking arrange in Tim's life

Why and how is it so easy to fall asleep and wake up energized with this man he will never know but he is not sharing

.....

The bat family are convinced Tim is dating and if he's not dating he's definitely seeing someone when they first heard of Tim's "sleeping buddy" they immediately shut their mouths not wanting to walk into that but something is clearly happening Tim is more energized what are they doing together that's their question...

Will they have the nightmare and risk of possibly walking in something they don't want to see yes but also they might get the secrets to Tim's now energized self

Only to see Tim and some random guy cuddling on the couch with a bunch of blankets covering them in his apartment and the Barbie movie from 2023 playing in the background with a pillow fort at the side was a huge sign saying "EXTREME EMERGENCY SLEEPY TIME"

The heck did they just walk into?

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