so fustrating

real housewives shit blog

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Sorry but this is literally what Ashley and Jared sound like to me

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What do you mean SUR stands for sexy unique restaurant what the fuck kind of name is that

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I’m ngl it was not surprising to hear that Melania giudice was arrested for assault, all she ever did was hit her sisters and pull their hair and grew up around adults that would express their anger physically all the time. That poor girl never learned any other coping skills, of course this behavior carried into her adulthood

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Watching Taylor Armstrong in season 2 of rhobh knowing how her marriage ended with Russell is so fucking painful to watch. I clocked what was going on with her in season one and what sealed it for me was when she was speaking at the fundraiser for dv awareness and they cut to Russell with the most dead look in his eyes. I just knew right away and looked her up and learned what he’d done. It makes me sick to my stomach watching her suffer this season, and watching the episode with her daughter’s birthday which she clearly didn’t want after the tea party at Lisa’s is almost unbearable. That was a party Taylor wanted for the little girl inside her and my heart is fucking breaking

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Adrienne Maloof washing chicken with moisturizing hand soap is fucking frying me

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I keep seeing people paint Liz as the villain in all of this drama with Alicia and while I don’t disagree that she’s behaving shitty, I don’t see NEARLY enough people talking about how Jo Ellen is 100% an instigator and pushes people to the absolute brink. They’re both very wrong

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I started watching real housewives with SLC at the end of 2024, when I was done with those I went back and started watching Orange County from the beginning. I made it like 5 seasons in before I decided I wanted to watch the franchises in order of the date they aired, so I’m bouncing around from one city to the next and it’s a fuckin trip. I even made a spreadsheet of all the seasons and their air dates and the order to watch them in. I am actually a crazy person

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Holy shit just got to the episode of rhonj where Gia sings wakin up in the morning

Gun to my head when this audio went viral a few years ago I thought it was from keeping up with the kardashians bc I had not started watching any real housewives yet and certainly have never watched anything with the kardashians

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Not Alicia outside the Newport mansion with a metal detector going “there’s gotta be diamonds out here” after throwing her Dolls Are My Special Interest luncheon

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Alicia please

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Also them driving 1/2 an hour from their homes to stay in a big house and calling that “going on a trip” “a vacation” is actually so fucking funny

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Not Alicia outside the Newport mansion with a metal detector going “there’s gotta be diamonds out here” after throwing her Dolls Are My Special Interest luncheon

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Real housewives of Rhode Island is the literacy crisis on full display

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I’m so curious if the season of rhoslc that’s currently filming will show any of the women watching or discussing the people interview with Jen shah. I don’t want to see Jen back on the show in any capacity but man I just wanna see their stupid reactions

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Started RHONY season 4 and KELLY OH MY GOD

“I’m not sure if Alex and Simon are in the market to buy art but I know that they’ll come to an opening of an envelope” IM FUCKING DYING

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Normal people’s hobbies usually don’t cost thousands of dollars and require a staff of people

But these women are so stupid rich that they really do treat designing a fashion line and making music like it’s a hobby that you pick up and put back down when you’re bored and it’s actually insane

(Kandi burress is the exception to this tbh)

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anyway I’m currently watching s6 of rhobh and I fucking cannot believe the audacity of Alexis to cut off the sleeves of that dress! That she didn’t even make! The designers reaction was valid and warranted!

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For as morally reprehensible as I find all of the cast members of this franchise, I do wish that they all leave their husbands bc their husbands are infinitely worse