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My Schitt’s Creek fics

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I figured I should do a pinned post with my AO3 fics for quick reference. They’re all David/Patrick romances.

GENERAL (ordered by word count)

Hearts and Headstands

An AU (with some canon elements) that follows our beloved David and Patrick through the creation of Rose Apothecary and falling in lurrrrrrv. But this one includes a yoga retreat with kilts because why not? This is a slooow burn but it definitely burns when it gets there (that's why I put an E rating). This alternates between David's and Patrick's point of view.

Rating: Explicit Word count: 60,809

Wild and Wooded

David escapes to the Schitt family cabin for the weekend to spend his birthday popping a pill and crying himself to sleep after a Sandra and Julia marathon. He expects wine, crying, and getting mad at his family for inevitably forgetting his birthday. What he doesn't expect is meeting a disarmingly charming man camping up the road. Maybe it won't be such a bad birthday after all. There is some canon dialogue and some canon adjacent'ish things.

Rating: Explicit Word count: 48,926

#schitts creek #david x patrick #ao3 #fan fic #schitt's creek fanfic #david rose #patrick brewer

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[Fanart + fic] Sweater Late than Never by Lisamc21 (@lisamc-21)

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 5,700]

Patrick has this old hobby of hand embroidering when he’s feeling restless or anxious (courtesy of his mom - the hobby, not the anxiety). When he lands in Schitt’s Creek and his queer questioning leads him to David Rose, he’s left with a lot of restlessness that only a tub of embroidery supplies will fix.

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Love Like Deuce’s River by Lisamc21 (@lisamc-21)

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 7,066]

David is obsessed with a show called Deuce’s River (*looks at the camera*) and falls into fanfic of the show’s queer couple, Devon and Peter (*looks at camera again*). Fic is the only thing helping him through his family’s exile to Schitt’s Creek. Specifically, the fic by one person who writes about Devon and Peter in a way that captures David’s heart like nothing else has.

Patrick stumbles across Deuce’s River and has never connected with a show so much before. He finds himself immersed in the fandom and begins writing fic because he always loved his creative writing classes. Through that, he learns that maybe there’s a reason he connects so much to the couple, and to Peter’s journey, particularly. As he comes to terms with knowing he needs a change in his life, the comments and support from his favorite fic reader give him the strength to be bold. Especially when he decides to end his relationship and move to a little town he’s never visited before.

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Chapter 2 coming soon, I promise! <3 Been a bit bananas and I'm behind on finishing it.

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We’re so grateful to everyone who created for this fest, submitted prompts, read/listened to/checked out works, and spread the word about the first Passions and Pastimes Fest. Thank you so very much!

The moment we’ve been waiting for since the last of the daily reveals on Friday… time to reveal creators! They’re listed on the fest page on AO3.

If you’re a numbers person, check out these stats! For the Passions and Pastimes Fest, we had:

464,553 words

75 works (fic, podfic, fanart and filk)

59 creators

Amazing!!

A few more things:

We’ve added a column to the fest spreadsheet listing the creators in case you’d like to copy that information over to your own copy. Here’s more info about how to use the spreadsheet.

Also, for quick reference, here are links to the daily reveal posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

One last thing - we’re doing a post for each work featuring the merit badge for that work’s category. Those will go live momentarily!

Thank you all for supporting this fest and creating so many amazing things for our fandom!

<3 to all of you bebes from the mods,

@lisamc-21, @thesleepyskipper, @im-televisions-moira-rose

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What a fun fest it's been! Thank you to everyone who participated as a creator or reader!

TONS OF LOVE to my co-mods @thesleepyskipper (the spreadsheet was her brainchild) and @im-televisions-moira-rose (our graphics wizard - those badges! come on!)

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Who's excited for tomorrow's creator reveals?! We are! *happy dances*

Noon Eastern time!

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So excited for reveals!!! It's so fun to watch guesses and know the answers 😈

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DAY 10 REVEALS

LAST DAY!!! We’re excited to present some great works on our tenth and final day of the fest! And of course, we have to take this opportunity to thank everyone who participated in any capacity for the first SC Passions & Pastimes Fest! We could not be more thrilled with the overwhelming positive response we received to the fest overall, and it’s all thanks to YOU! Keep an eye here on our tumblr over the next few days as we release fest stats and creator reveals!

Everything Takes Time

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Clint Brewer & Patrick Brewer, Clint Brewer & David Rose - E - 11,209]

Prompt:

Clint has taken up beekeeping as a hobby in his retirement and convinced Patrick to get a hive for the cottage. David is terrified and not thrilled about this development, but as he learns more about the bees, ends up begrudgingly interested.

I’m going to try not to give myself away here. This will be a work in four parts for the four seasons to be updated after the fest is over.

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all the man that i need

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - E - 8,505]

David’s first task as aesthetics manager of the paper is finding them a space that is not Ray’s spare bedroom, which David survived one day of and threatened to quit if the operation couldn’t be moved. So he leases the space from the old general store, carefully curating a minimalist sand-and-stone aesthetic, with a workspace for each writer and a gathering space near the front.

Not long after the move is the worst day of David’s life, and that’s including the day their home was raided by Canada Revenue. It’s the day he meets Patrick Brewer.

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Love Like Deuce’s River

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 7,066]

David is obsessed with a show called Deuce’s River (*looks at the camera*) and falls into fanfic of the show’s queer couple, Devon and Peter (*looks at camera again*). Fic is the only thing helping him through his family’s exile to Schitt’s Creek. Specifically, the fic by one person who writes about Devon and Peter in a way that captures David’s heart like nothing else has.

Patrick stumbles across Deuce’s River and has never connected with a show so much before. He finds himself immersed in the fandom and begins writing fic because he always loved his creative writing classes. Through that, he learns that maybe there’s a reason he connects so much to the couple, and to Peter’s journey, particularly. As he comes to terms with knowing he needs a change in his life, the comments and support from his favorite fic reader give him the strength to be bold. Especially when he decides to end his relationship and move to a little town he’s never visited before.

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Yukon Strike My Heart Ablaze

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 6,020]

Alexis convinces David to take a break from setting up Rose Apothecary by going to Canada’s Wonderland. David meets Patrick Brewer in a ride queue.

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long way round

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 3,804]

“Did you, uh… walk here?”

David nods. “Mm-hm.”

“Can I give you a ride home?” Patrick asks, almost shyly. David feels just as silly, like a fucking schoolboy with a crush, glancing away from Patrick’s wide-open gaze and mumbling that he’d like that, very much.

“Great.” Patrick flashes a chipper smile. “I brought a spare helmet.”

Or: as David’s birthday dinner draws to a close, Patrick has a little surprise up his sleeve.

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k2tog

[Clint Brewer & David Rose, Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 3,238]

A basic stitch, knit two together (k2tog) is exactly what it sounds like: taking two separate stitches and, with a single string, knitting them together.

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Cluckin’ Around

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 2,045]

David had said “no” more than once. In fact, he had said “no” more than once, in more than one way.

“Absolutely not, Patrick,” and “You’re kidding right? No,” or Patrick’s favorite, which was just David’s face crumpling into a look of bewilderment that knitted his eyebrows together so fiercely he couldn’t see where one ended and the other began. This usually included him waving his hands around chaotically to punctuate his opinion.

Patrick wanted chickens, and he is going to try anything in his power to convince David that this is a good idea.

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The last day 🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭

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DAY 9 REVEALS

Time flies when you’re having fun - we can’t believe we’re already on the second last day of the fest! We’ve got 9 more excellent pieces for you today on Day 9! Don’t forget to show our wonderful creators some love with kudos and a comment!

I Don’t Do Well With Running: A Love Letter to C25K

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - E - 12,277]

Patrick and David use Couch to 5k to train for a charity race. Patrick is a very good motivator.

(This was just an excuse to write a lot of porn and get out my self-inflicted frustrations at C25K.)

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Wendy’s Watercolors and Wine

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - E - 7,711]

Patrick is new in town and looking to try something a little outside his comfort zone when he happens upon an interesting store with an even more interesting art instructor. Sparks and paint fly as David tries to make Wendy’s store less of a corporate eyesore and Patrick tries to find the courage to ask David out before he runs out of wall space.

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Purr-fect Match

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 7,113]

David stumbles into a cat cafe after his favorite coffee shop in Elmdale closes suddenly.

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[Fanart + fic] Sweater Late than Never

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 5,700]

Patrick has this old hobby of hand embroidering when he’s feeling restless or anxious (courtesy of his mom - the hobby, not the anxiety). When he lands in Schitt’s Creek and his queer questioning leads him to David Rose, he’s left with a lot of restlessness that only a tub of embroidery supplies will fix.

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Barley & Hops

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 5,232]

“Um, what exactly is it that you sell?” David bends at the waist as he tries to make out the colorful label on the bottles while he lifts his sunglasses to the top of his head.

“Beer!” the voice cheerily shares.

“Hmmm,” David hums dismissively, but as he straightens his body and his gaze turns upward, he is met with thick, pale forearms in a fitted blue polo shirt that is embroidered with Twisted Elms Brewery on the chest, a bright smile, and deep brown eyes.

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Urgent & Important

[Stevie Budd/Ruth Clancy, Patrick Brewer & Ruth Clancy, Alexis Rose/Twyla Sands (background), Patrick Brewer/David Rose (background) - Relationship, Ruth Clancy & Alexis Rose]

“Ruth,” Stevie says again, softer this time. She leans forward, squeezing Ruth’s hand. “The biggest thing you could do to make things better is to relax. Just… calm down a little, okay? Everything’s going to be fine.”

There’s a protest on Ruth’s lips: she can relax. She has a morning meditation streak that’s lasted for over a year. She does level three hot yoga. She’s hit her sleep goal for twenty-seven consecutive days. She’s good at relaxing.

She opens her mouth, then closes it when she sees the knowing look on Stevie’s face.

Stevie challenges Ruth to find a hobby that isn’t work. It’s more work than Ruth anticipated.

*

lit a fire while i waited for more

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 2,326]

He saw nothing wrong with spending his weekends at the park by himself; the single rider lines meant he could get on the best rollercoasters twice as much in one visit. Rachel always insisted they wait to ride together, even with hour-long lines. Patrick liked the independence he got going alone.

Or Patrick uses rollercoasters to deal with his emotions and maybe also get a boyfriend.

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stitched with love

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 2,053]

Patrick finds a new hobby.

Prompt:

David knits. Or wants to learn to knit. Patrick learnt to crochet from him mother (?) and is pretty good.

Maybe they are surprised by this, maybe Patrick tries to teach David to crochet (could be pre-relationship? While in the store?)

But definitely David tries to teach Patrick to knit at some point and he gets frustrated at how slow/difficult it is.

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trying so hard not to get cot up now

[Theodore “Ted” Mullens/Miguel (Schitt’s Creek) - G - 1,095]

it’s the first big veterinary conference ted’s attended since his trip to the galapagos, and he’s sharing a one bed hotel room with none other than miguel

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Omg one more day!

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DAY 8 REVEALS

We have another fantastic lineup for our eighth day of the fest! Thank you to everyone who continues to update their reader spreadsheet as they follow along with the fest works each day, we absolutely cannot wait to see your final badge sashes after Day 10!

Patrick at the Mic

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 17,843]

Patrick Brewer never sought a music career, but after a clip of him singing goes viral, a music career finds HIM.

Prompt: Post-canon, Patrick deepens his interest in his music, which he’d kept as an occasional hobby until now.

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heartstrings

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Stevie Budd & David Rose - M - 15,182]

In the wake of the Jake fiasco and still stinging from the Blouse Barn, David finds himself with far too much free time and a creative itch that needs scratching. On a whim, he decides to take beginner’s guitar lessons. Unfortunately, his tutor is extremely rude, and how dare he have such nice forearms, anyway?

An enemies-(idiots)-to-lovers fic set between 3x03 and 3x08.

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mile by mile

[Alexis Rose/Twyla Sands, Theodore “Ted” Mullens/Alexis Rose, Theodore “Ted” Mullens/Alexis Rose/ Twyla Sands - M - 6,493]

Alexis drapes her arm around Twyla, steading herself on her best friend, and grins blearily when Ted’s face appears on Twyla’s phone screen. “I did it!”

“I knew you could!” Ted’s nearly giddy with joy.

He and Twyla are wearing near-identical smiles, both of them big and bright enough to blind, and Alexis is high on those post-race endorphins, high on what she’s been able to accomplish, high on watching her two favourite people talk to each other. She leans her head against Twyla’s, looking at the video feed of Ted on Twyla’s phone, and smiles.

Alexis decides to run the New York City marathon. What – like it’s hard?

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Red, Red Wine

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 3,884]

Title from Red, Red Wine by Neil Diamond (or UB40, if you prefer)

Meet-Cute/AU: David is a wine sommelier at the vineyard his parents run, Stevie works there as well. He meets Patrick when he comes in for a wine tasting one day with some friends and he is horribly uneducated about all things relating to wine and tasting etiquette, which is just incorrect. How does Patrick discover his own penchant for red wine, specifically David’s?

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Of Dice and Meeple

[Alexis Rose & David Rose - T - 2,883]

Missing scenes throughout the series of Alexis and David bonding over board games.

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Two tickets to pair-a-dice

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - E - 1,527]

As part of a birthday parcel from a friend, David receives a tiny burlap sac containing two sex dice - one that stipulates location, and the other spelling out position.

It’s kinda like YAHTZEE. Or something.

Will be a chaptered work of unknown length, but let’s face it, it’s just smut, so each chapter kinda stands alone.

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Smush

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 85]

Sometimes you’re reading in bed and your husband smushes you, and that’s 100% okay.

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Two more days!

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We’re so grateful to everyone who is taking time out of your days to enjoy these incredible works. Your kudos and comments and Tumblr reblogs and social media posts are the sweetest treats for the creators.

DAY 7 REVEALS

someday you'll carry me up a mountain, too

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - E - 18,463]

David Rose. Gorgeous, interesting David Rose is flirting. With him. In the past, flirting had been enjoyable, a nice way to get to know someone new. This is different. It’s exciting. And fun. And makes his stomach swoop and his knees weak. For the first time in his life he finally understands the appeal.

Or...

Patrick Brewer, newly single and fresh off a break up, has himself a vacation fling, that leaves him wanting more (HEA, of course!).

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Outside Edge

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Stevie Budd & David Rose, Patrick Brewer & Stevie Budd, Sebastien Raine/David Rose - M - 12,114]

Patrick's barely-there-brows pull together. “Hey, I’m doing you a favor here—”

And that's it; that's what completely sends David over the edge.

“—I'm sorry, doing me a favor?” David cuts him off before that gets any further. His voice is doing that shrill thing he's apparently well-known for, but he can replay the memory and hate himself for it later. Right now, he's pissed. “How about you do me a favor and take your little hockey bat and sh—”

“O-ookay!” Stevie half-yells, literally stomping her way between them. Her angry expression turns to David first: “David, he is your only shot at competing this year. Literally your only option.” She turns that look in the other direction: “Patrick, this is your only shot at competing again at all. Literally no one else on this planet is desperate enough to teach an NHL retiree how to dance on ice.” She folds her arms over her chest. “So, either suck it up now or quit.”

*

Kinship

[T - 7,303]

Stevie grabs the photos and the papers and the heartbreak, stuffs it all into the box, and pushes it into the back of her closet.

Family is complicated. Taking a DNA test doesn't change that.

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Practice Makes

[Theodore "Ted" Mullens/Alexis Rose - G - 2,605]

This, Ted decided, was his favourite part of Christmas. Not the presents, which were just okay, and not the time off from school, which he didn’t really like that much, but this – making cookies with his mother.

--

Ted, his cookies, and five Christmases through the years.

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[Podfic + filk + fic] measure by measure

[Stevie Budd/Alexis Rose/Twyla Sands, Stevie Budd/Alexis Rose, Stevie Budd/Twyla Sands, Alexis Rose/Twyla Sands - T - 2,296]

Black Sheep's debut album, At My Fingertips, is up for Album of the Year and Rock Album of the Year at the Grammys. But anyone who knows of Twyla Sands (lead vocals and guitar), Stevie Budd (bass guitar), and Alexis Rose (drums) can't help but fixate on the question everyone's asking: are the three of them more than just band mates?

Ruth Clancy, lead reporter for Rolling Stone, is here to find out.

(This fic contains podfic and music composed and performed specifically for the podfic!)

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Rainbow Rose

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Stevie Budd/Ruth Clancy - G - 2,190]

David had expected lots of things to come from Schitt’s Creek, but being one of three prominent queer establishments was never one of them. He actually assumed he would be hate crimed within his first few weeks here. Instead he found the most welcoming community known to man.

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70% through omg!

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DAY 6 REVEALS

We’re beyond the halfway point! The works submitted to this fest have been amazing. We’re so grateful to all of the creators!

Let Your Breath Guide You

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - M - 15,900]

An Alternative Universe where Patrick and David meet in a yoga class in New York. What happens next?!

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transformative works

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Stevie Budd & David Rose, David/Sebastien (past) - M - 10,678]

It’s just, how do you go from friendly, sometimes flirty banter to “Hey, remember all that porn and longing you read? I wrote it and you were a big inspiration. Anyway, restock the bath bombs?”

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the ever and ever that fiction allows

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 10,676]

David starts a queer book club. He doesn't anticipate Patrick joining, who is full of very incorrect opinions about literature.

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The David Rose Baseball Diaries

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 4,095]

My dad let it slip that one of Patrick’s life goals is to see the Jays play at every stadium in the country. That explains why we've spent part of the summer traveling to different ballparks. I'm really starting to like baseball and understand why Patrick is so into it.

David's diary from a summer spent visiting ballparks with Patrick.

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Just for Ray

[G - 2,059]

Ray learns how to fold paper cranes, but he cannot figure out how to turn his new activity into a business. He turns to the citizens of Schitt's Creek for advice.

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Handcrafted with Care

[Stevie Budd & David Rose - G - 1,981]

Five times Stevie won’t tell David the truth about where she got her handmade items, and one time he catches her red-handed—crafting!

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A Paradigm of Stitches

[Stevie Budd/Ruth Clancy, Stevie Budd & Johnny Rose - T - 1,598]

Mr. Rose gives her the needle punch kit as a “congratulations on landing the deal” kind of thing. It keeps Stevie up at night.

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Tight Five

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 1,131]

Patrick has just bombed his first ever attempt at stand up, and now Stevie is making his life hell. But what exactly went wrong?

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[Podfic] Fifteen Hundred Miles

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - M - 11]

It’s an attractive thought, that changing your life could be as easy as doing a hard thing.

Instead of moving to Schitt’s Creek, Patrick decides to hike fifteen hundred miles of the Pacific Crest Trail, through the wilderness, alone. He ends up meeting someone else with something to prove.

A podfic of More_Human's incredible Wild-inspired hiking fic.

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DAY 5 REVEALS

It’s a great day for a longfic! Make sure to keep up with your reader spreadsheet and earn all the badges! Thanks again for reading and participating—this fandom is just the best!

lens flare

[ Patrick Brewer/David Rose - E - 50.527 ]

lens flare: occurs when light is scattered or flared due to a bright source, sometimes unwanted, sometimes a beautiful artistic effect.

What David wants more than anything is to rid his life, both personal and professional, of Sebastien Raine. After years of being degraded and disappointed, he’s done. Patrick Brewer, a man with an eye for capturing real, beautiful things, might just be the unexpected solution David is looking for.*

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they say quitters never win

[ Stevie Budd/Ruth Clancy, Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Alexis Rose/Twyla Sands, Theodore “Ted” Mullens/Alexis Rose, Theodore “Ted” Mullens/Alexis Rose/Twyla Sands, Twyla Sands/Theodore “Ted” Mullens - G - 3,200 ]

Stevie never thought that video games would be the thing to bring their group closer together.

or

The gang finds out Ruth is a gamer and things go from there.

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change of heart

[ Theodore “Ted” Mullens/Alexis Rose, Alexis Rose & David Rose, Patrick Brewer & David Rose, Patrick Brewer & Alexis Rose & David Rose, Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 2,609 ]

Alexis never saw herself as someone who would adopt a cat.

Working at the clinic should’ve been enough to steer her away from that forever — and she’s never liked animals, anyway.

But it’s just like… this cat, though.

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Just Good Business

[ Stevie Budd/Alexis Rose - T - 1,600 ]

Alexis is the host of A Little Bit Alexis, a celebrity gossip podcast. Stevie’s her (supposedly silent) producer, but she couldn’t help a few sarcastic comments coming out. Listeners quickly grow to love their dynamic and assume they’re a couple, and correcting them might go down badly. But the more they play it up, the more they wonder.

[Fic + podfic!]

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you’re everything that feels like home to me

[ Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 1,398 ]

Patrick is on a vendor run when it’s delivered. It’s a run-of-the-mill cardboard shipping box, a bit worse for wear, which the postwoman scans on her handheld device and leaves it for David with a cheerful “have a nice day!” and sets it on the counter in front of him with a dull thud.

The label is handwritten, and addressed only to David. Both out of the ordinary. There’s a return address but no name, from what appears to be a residence in Mississagua. Curious, David slices through the tape to find a mountain of bubble wrap with a folded sheet of paper on top. It’s a handwritten note.

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accordion to plan

[ Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 1,194 ]

Just a little bit about Patrick and his accordion!

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The Sweet Spot

[ Alexis Rose/Twyla Sands - G - 606 ]

Twyla, owner and baker of The Sweet Spot in Schitt’s Creek, likes to bake.

She especially likes to bake for Alexis.

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Halfway through! Omg!

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Hi! I love New York-based fics where the Roses never lost their money. Can you rec your favorites? Thanks!

We can indeed give you some suggestions for your Big Apple Roses desires!

Favored Nations - @blueink3

Going Down - @concannonfodder

Happy accidents - @lisamc-21

How do we get back - @unfolded73

How will I know? - hungryhungryhippo (@confidently-hollieb)

I could draw you something - @lisamc-21

I’d swing with you for the fences - nontoxic (@danverses)

Nothing good gets away - @Julywonder

The Raine Job - @lastchancecafe13

To the great unknown - @deenerann

Wheel of Fortune: New York Edition! - @middyblue

You can want who you want - dameofpowellestate (@mymariahcarey)

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DAY 4 REVEALS

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we stood steady as the stars

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 19,798

“You won’t even think about it?”

“I just don’t want you to inevitably have to divorce me when you find out how truly ill-equipped I am to be outdoors. I would miss you terribly.”

“What if I send you a link to the campground’s website to have a look, and ask for it to be my one and only birthday gift this year.”

“Your one and only birthday gift? You want nothing else than to sleep with your outdoors-averse husband in a tent overnight? Nothing else at all?”

“That is correct.”

David takes a moment, and for a very brief second hates how much and how apparently unconditionally he loves Patrick.

“Please send me the link, I will think about it.” He holds a finger up to Patrick’s delighted face. “I will think about it.”

“That’s all I ask.”

*****

David does not do the outdoors. Until he does.

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Patrick Brewer, VIP

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - E - 4,611]

After an encounter with Patrick’s old baseball nemesis, Patrick and David have sex.

That’s it, that’s the story.

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Phasers Set to Stunning

[Alexis Rose/Twyla Sands, Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Alexis Rose & David Rose, Stevie Budd & David Rose, Patrick Brewer & Twyla Sands - G - 4,660]

“I’m Alexis,” she points to her statement necklace. It might be silly, but she likes to treat meeting fans like meeting new friends. If it worked for hostage situations, then it can also work for Comic Con.

Patrick wins passes to San Diego Comic Con, and takes his best friend Twyla with him. Alexis Rose, rising star of Galactic Sunrise Bay, is attending for the first time and has her eyes on a super cute cosplayer.

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Do I have to spell it out for you?

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 4,230]

Patrick withdrew his hand and pointed his thumb towards himself. “You’re looking at the West Canthor Adult Spelling Bee champion for the last five years.”

David raised his eyebrow and nodded. “Ah.” He really didn’t have interest in bonding over spelling, though he had to admit he was somewhat intrigued. And also glad that this guy was from the other side of the country, so not really a threat to his title. “So you’re just visiting the area?” He could work with a visitor. A one- or two-night stand was just what David could use right now.

*

use your mind

[ Patrick Brewer & Stevie Budd, Patrick Brewer & Stevie Budd & David Rose, Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Stevie Budd/Twyla Sands - T - 3,817]

David has regretted introducing Patrick and Stevie on innumerable unfortunate occasions, but never more so than when they finally pieced together their mutual affinity for puzzles.

—

or, schitt’s creek’s very own puzzlers try their shot at the big leagues — er, the team competition for a thornbridge trivia and puzzles convention that stevie found a random flyer for

*

than even aphrodite

[ Steive Budd/Ruth Clancy - T - 3,465 ]

my love, she calls me by name, and her honeyed voice alone would pull me across the aegean by the breastbone

*

cooking up love

[ Stevie Budd/Rachel, Patrick Brewer/David Rose - G - 2,752

After David ditches their cooking class, Stevie finds a new partner, in more ways than one.

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Don’t forget to keep tabs on the works you check out with our spreadsheet. You’ll earn badges along the way!

NOTE TO CREATORS: If your work is part of today’s reveals, please update the posting date of the work to today’s date so it shows up fresh in the AO3 feed.

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Can't believe we're on day 4 already!

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Make sure to keep up with your reader spreadsheet and earn all the badges!

DAY 3 REVEALS

book of memories

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 13,517]

Marcy shows David her scrapbooks of Patrick throughout the years, and it leads to David starting a scrapbook of his own. The only problem is that, aside from their wedding photos, he can’t find any other photos to include. Cue Patrick taking him on a romantic, picturesque road trip perfect to add to his scrapbook. Of course, nothing goes as planned.

*

Are You Ready? Let’s Duet

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 9,567]

Alexis persuades David to come along to Twyla and Ted’s improv tournament, and David decides to participate. Who on earth will his scene partner be?

*

The Rose Apothecary Wine Bar

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 3,560]

The conversation had started a year after their wedding, popping up here and there - a future project, something they couldn’t quite yet afford or dedicate the time to really consider.

It was fun to fantasize though; the space above the store was huge, a whole extra piece of real estate they weren’t even using. Over the next few years it became an increasingly familiar discussion, always springing up in response to their needs in the moment.

It was a lot of talk, but never materialized into anything. Until it finally did.

*

Knock On Wood

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - M - 2,340]

The Town Council of Schitt’s Creek has put on a summer series of workshops and demonstrations by local craftsmen and women to promote local business. David and Patrick decide to attend as many as they can, including Jake’s woodworking workshop.

*

Family Ties

[ Theodore “Ted” Mullens/Alexis Rose - T - 3,990]

Three years after he comes to find Alexis in New York, Ted has a new interest - tracing his family history. Alexis doesn’t really get it at first but loves how excited he gets about it all and before long starts thinking about her own family tree.

*

Créme de la Creek

[ Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Stevie Budd & David Rose, Patrick Brewer/Stevie Budd/David Rose - T - 2,816]

“Excuse me!” He calls out. Somehow, the van’s driver’s seat is empty despite it having just pulled up.

David squeaks embarrassingly as there’s a flurry of motion—the back door slides open and a man appears, brandishing some sort of metal club. David jumps backward in shock, covering his face with his arms as his brain catches up

“Hi there! What can I get you?” The man inside appears to be about David’s same age, and looks infuriatingly good in an apron and cheap button up, sleeves rolled to reveal enticing forearms. The van is painted with a garish, neon logo reading Crème de la Creek, and Forearms’s weapon is actually an old-fashioned ice cream scoop, standing behind a makeshift point-of-sale counter in the van’s doorway.

—–

Or, Patrick runs an ice cream shop drives an ice cream truck. David is his favorite customer.

*

from single to double

[ Stevie Budd/Twyla Sands - G - 1,419]

Twyla discovers Stevie’s hobby

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NOTE TO CREATORS: If your work is part of today’s reveals, please update the posting date of the work to today’s date so it shows up fresh in the AO3 feed.

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Yay! Day 3!!

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Rainbow Glass Chest and Piano Box

Yurika Glass on Etsy

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We know a lot of you are new to fests, or maybe you've been around the fandom for a while but aren't quite sure about the behind-the-scenes of putting one together. So, we want to share with you some information about how we put together our fest in case you're curious.

How do we put together the schedule?

When the three of us mods joined the fandom and began participating in fests, we weren't sure how this was done. How did the fest organizers choose which works went on which days? Did it matter if someone is earlier in the fest vs. later? Are there factors beyond the work itself that impacts where someone falls on the schedule? Does someone's non-fest works or relationships in the fandom affect their placement in the fest?

If you're interested, here's how the schedule sausage got made for this fest.

When the submission window closed, we put information about all of the works into a spreadsheet (title, summary, rating, word count, chapter count, pairings/relationships, creator). We tried our best to track which works will arrive late so we didn't accidentally schedule those too early because that would be #awkward :)

Our main goal with the schedule was to try and have an array of works each day that represent different work types (fic, podfic, fanart, filk, etc.), ratings, relationships/pairings, word counts, etc. But we also want each day to be similar in terms of number of works and word count so that there's a somewhat even pace to the fest.

The first thing we scheduled were areas with lower representation and tried to spread those out across the days (e.g., WLW fics, non-fic works, rarepairs, platonic/non-relationship fics, etc.). We scheduled those first and tried to have at least one non-fic work per day and at least 1-2 non-David/Patrick fics per day.

Then we plugged in the long and medium-length fics on the schedule to spread those out. Meanwhile we also try to put in placeholders for people who requested extra time to make sure we don't schedule those too early.

With those things set, we then filled in the shorter works on each day to try and help balance overall word count, rating representation, the badge categories, etc.

It takes a lot of juggling and some shuffling, but it's a super fun puzzle to put together!

Does who a creator is matter to our schedule? Not at all! Who someone is wasn't part of our scheduling decisions beyond if someone submitted multiple works and we wanted to spread those out on the schedule, or to thrice-check we didn't schedule someone too early if they requested more time.

Does who a creator is impact their placement in the fest? Nope! To us, all of the days of the fest are equal because we don't know when people will read/check out the works. We know some people are diligent about the first few days then peter off when they fall behind while others wait a few days before they start because they might be busy or want to wait until there are more options to choose from. All that to say, being at the beginning, middle or end of our fest all means the same thing when it comes to assembling the schedule :)

Why are we sharing all this? Before we were involved with fests, we were curious how they worked and thought you might be too! Also, we know sometimes people worry that there are factors outside of their fest work that might impact their placement on the schedule. We hope this alleviates any anxieties on that front.

If you have other questions about how this fest was put together or running fests in general, please feel free to submit an ask or DM one of the mods. We'd love to share! @lisamc-21, @thesleepyskipper, @im-televisions-moira-rose

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If you're curious how we made our fest schedule. I know I was super curious about that stuff when I started submitting to fests last year. I love knowing the inner workings of things!

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Did you see our post yesterday about the awesome reader spreadsheet where you can earn badges? Check it out! If you made your own copy yesterday, we corrected a couple of things and encourage you to re-copy yesterday’s “pairings” and “category” columns. Sorry for the inconvenience!

DAY 2 REVEALS

Ain't Got A Care In The World But Got Plenty of Beer

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Patrick Brewer & Stevie Budd, Patrick Brewer & Rachel, Rachel/OC - M - 22,839]

Patrick's never been one to half-ass anything he's ever done. That includes a new hobby he began just to have something to do.

*

baci

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - E - 9,126]

Looking across the room, David spots the whiteboard at the front of the kitchen that reads “Welcome to Italian Cooking for Couples”.

“What the fuck?” David mutters quietly. Or so he thought.

“You got caught out too, huh?”

David looked over to see the only other person in the room who was alone walking in his direction, looking at him with a rueful smile.

“I’m Patrick,” he said, holding his hand out for David.

“Oh, hi,” David said, looking at Patrick’s hand for a second before taking it. He has a firm handshake and when David looks him in the eyes he finds a pair of warm, whiskey coloured eyes looking back at him. “David.”

“So, I’m guessing you also didn’t realise this was a couples class?” Patrick says, rubbing the back of his neck.

OR

David & Patrick meet when they each accidentally sign up for a couples cooking class … this is 5 times they don’t kiss and 1 time they do (and more).

*

Keen and Bright

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - T - 3,560]

Patrick reclines with his back against the seat of his kayak, resting the paddle across his strong thighs as he lays his muscular forearms on top of it, ensuring he won’t lose the all-important piece of molded plastic that will allow him to get back to the safety of solid ground. He inhales deeply, taking in the sight of the trees lining the hills in the distance. It’s calm and quiet out here, just the sound of the waves lapping in the wind and the occasional bird out in the distance. He closes his eyes, breathes in again and smells nothing but clean, fresh water as the cool breeze off the lake whips across his face, refreshing him.

Once he feels rested enough from the short break, he grips the double-ended paddle on either side and rolls it back and forth in his hands to mentally prepare himself to continue forward. He rolls it again a few more times and waits until he sees that the tip of the blade is facing up. He takes in another breath of fresh air as he sits still in the middle of the lake. The heft and weight of the paddle in his hands feels good. He really wants to get past the rocky point he can see ahead of him before turning back.

*

Be the Dazzle You Want to See in the World

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose - E - 3,029]

David and Patrick have to find someone to teach a class for the Friday evening workshop series they host at Rose Apothecary. After they find someone who enthusiastically volunteers, Schitt's Creek will never be the same.

*

hearts & parts

[Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Stevie Budd/Twyla Sands, Patrick Brewer & Stevie Budd & Alexis Rose & David Rose & Twyla Sands - T - 2,462]

“I think we made some very insightful discoveries today.”

“Oh really? Like what?”

“We’re all very horny and apparently much more attractive than we thought. That, or our standards are just very low.”

“Speak for yourself,” Stevie mumbles. “I know I’m hot.”

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or, schitt’s creek, being the lovers’ paradise that it is, has a complicated tapestry of romantic entanglements — stevie, twyla, david, patrick, and alexis attempt to find out just how complicated it is

*

The First Rule of Book Club

[T - 2,217]

The First Rule of Book Club is...read the damn book!

A dialogue-only look at how the Schitt Book Club goes

*

shining, shimmering, splendid

[Alexis Rose/Twyla Sands - G - 1,368]

Twyla tries to picture it: glowing blue water rolling onto the shore as the moonlight hangs overhead. She imagines streams of light catching Alexis’s hair as she wades into the water and beckons Twyla to follow her. (Does she know Twyla would follow her anywhere?)

“I have an idea,” she says, slowly, before she thinks better of it. “What if… you showed me?”

“Hmm,” Alexis stops braiding again to reach for her phone on the coffee table. “I think I still have some pictures on here…”

“No,” Twyla grins, pushing the phone down. “I mean… We should go.”

The blonde blinks. “To Puerto Rico?”

“To all of those places.”

OR: Twyla finally starts spending some of her lottery winnings on things that make her smile, and learns how much she loves to travel. Who better to show her around the world than Alexis? A small collection of drabbles.

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Don’t forget to keep tabs on the works you check out with our spreadsheet. You’ll earn badges along the way!

NOTE TO CREATORS: If your work is part of today’s reveals, please update the posting date of the work to today’s date so it shows up fresh in the AO3 feed.

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Day 2!!!!!!! ermergerd!!! 8 more days of goodies to go!

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