what does/would your online dating bio say?
If anyone here dates online i would be very surprised. It's like asking to be murdered. Displaying my location and pictures to strangers and then agreeing to meet them? Absolutely not.
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what does/would your online dating bio say?
If anyone here dates online i would be very surprised. It's like asking to be murdered. Displaying my location and pictures to strangers and then agreeing to meet them? Absolutely not.
wendydansembourg:
ˑ⋅ . ( @hshqstarters )
“ does anyone have fashion tape? ” wendy clutched her purse against her chest. the one thing she hadn’t accounted for and she could blame her lack of event attending over the years for it — a fashion emergency covered in sparkles and over-prepared in all the ways but the ones that mattered. “ or any tape really? ”
Lis lifted one brow but splashed a business smile on her face “of course darling. Let’s see.” she commented grabbing her purse from one of the chairs near by. she found the small strips of tape turning to the girl “move your arms” she commented smile never leaving her face “Maybe you should investigate how your own garments are before you wear them.”
LISETTE D’ORLEANS shows up to the WINTER WONDERLAND CHRISTMAS BALL wearing an altered men’s suit jacket from her first men’s collection last year. She was also credited wih designing the dress worn by princess Barbara of Portugal and the matching suit worn by King-Regent of Greece, Andrés Moncada.
She used the opportunity to announce a second men’s collection by her brand, Pâquerette, for Spring-Summer 2022. The Spanish brand’s stocks have fallen almost 10% this year due to the designer’s connection to the French Royal family. Lisette continues to affirm the brand as of Spanish origins despite critics from both French defenders and otherwise. Lisette D’Orleans is known for refusing interviews and as refused comment on the matter once more. Her website description was updated on October 2021, amidst growing backlash to read “Pâquerette was established in 2012 by Lisette D’Orleans. At first a by order brand it had it’s first physical location in 2015 in Barcelona, Spain.”
“I have the shirt.” she commented dropping the rest of the bags and and notebooks she was holding into the sofá before turning to Nat and opening the clothing bag to show the deep emerald silk fabric smiling at it instead of look at her “Soft feminine fabric, non threatening. Deep cut neckline but in a way that won’t actually show anything. The fabric falls beautifully, very carefree. Deep green, trustworthy but fresh and lively. Traditional but in a young way. The pants need fitting but- latter.” She finishes and finally throws the bag over the top of the couch “Perfect for when you read whatever speech your pr wrote.” she sat herself then “Alright, I’m ready for praise. Tell me I’m better than your ex-fake girlfriend.” not that it was difficult. But an ego boost was a ego boost non the less. @nctasja
ncdyc:
❛ nadya, ❜ she confirms eyes darting from one button to the next, then at the screens. it’s interesting how it’s the features, that identify her and not the accent. still it’s a little less direct than being told, like she has, numerous times, how much she resembles her sister. this french woman, she is not familiar with. fingers curl tighter around her phone. hopefully just a quick fix. no need to sound the alarm just yet. ❛ the japanese are efficient with technology. ❜ but for every rule, there tend to be the most unfortunate exceptions. ❛ will you be late for a meeting ? ❜
“Nadya.” she repeats the name nodding “Lisette.” If she only get’s a name the french won’t bother with more. The implicit nature of this conversation is one that’s not uncommon. They all have an enlarged sense of self, and Lis is rarely the exception around these parts. It makes her skin crawl a little when she’s forced to face a mirror like this. She looks at the time on her phone at the question and then back at the red flashes. Yes, she gathers and sighs turning off her phone and shoving it into her bag. “Not a meeting. But I doubt I’ll be on time. Why do you have more important places to beat that in my lovely company stuck on an elevator?” she jokes.
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“Both of the Spanish. All three really. Impeccable genes. The little Chinesse princess who got stuck with the Italian. I did meet the younger Russian recently and she is quite striking as well. And I still believe it’s a shame that the Japanesse princess declined any of my calls of a collaboration.” @isvbclv @inescroy @fvmikc @ncdyc @jinxiuying
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"The model one. Actually forget that, Kris Jenner. I respect the drive."
ncdyc:
❛ what is happening ? ❜ the jerk was mild at best. her heel kicks off the corner that anchored the point at which she’d chosen to lean her weight, gaze scrutinising the buttons and the flashing red light. /. @liscttc
When the elevator stopped seconds after she got on she barely looked at the buttons clicking to her floor again. And again. Once more for good measure. A few times in rapid succession “come one” she mumbled. Nothing. The light flashed on top of the buttons. Red. Never good. “I think we’re between floors.” she answered with a sigh looking back at the other. “Hopefully just a quick fix.” She leaned against the doors. “Russian right? I’m sorry your name escapes me, but you all have very distinct features.” The contrast was very striking.
barbiebraganca:
- ‘ I HAVE a friend that’s been dying to get an outfit custom made from you but i keep forgetting to ask if you’d be willing. but then again if you were to work by commission would you have any time left to design a proper collection ? ’ / @liscttc
“I do custom fittings sometimes. Who are they?” she asked taking a sip of her drink. She did custom clothing too but she had to actually like the person and be inspired by them so it didn’t happen often. “And it would depend on what it’s for.” If she was asked to draw a wedding dress again she would turn homicidal. “Custom pieces are actually incredibly fun to do but if you don’t have a good customer they can be actual hell. Working with an actual person in mind thought? Some of my best work”
selcncs:
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“it’s not short enough, i don’t think,” selene stated, as she stepped out of the dressing room and gave her assistant a twirl. the dress was adorable: perfect, even. but it sat at her knee, which made it less than ideal for selene. she wouldn’t be caught dead in something this long in public. “wait - lisette, right? you’re a designer, this would be much better suited if it were… this short, don’t you agree?” she pointed at the mid-thigh, just a little higher than was ever considered proper.
She loved her job she loved her job she loved her job, she mumbled the mantra to herself as she turned to look at the young girl with a half smile. “Sure.” and she could leave it at that and just turn around a leave. Be on her way, to her actual client, and not fixing other people clothes. But just as she was about to turn and do just that she sighed and turned back around. She couldn’t leave well enough alone. Walking to the princess side stepping her assistant and sanding behind the princess “Don’t ask them to cut length. It will look off. Ask them to raise the waist like this, and it will look much better at whatever length you want it to be. See” She said pulling the skirt so it folded an inch or so above the pre-made waist. She turned her head to the side studying the girl in the mirror, “And i would cut the halter higher here,” she mumbled drawing a line on the girl’s skin with her finger “but i don’t think that’s fixable in this case.”
“comment ça, ils ne feront pas le tissu-” she smiled as she spotted the young princess across the entrance “ok envoie moi le numéro, je m'en occupe. je dois partir“ She hanged up the call pocketing her phone in her jacket speaking to the woman in Spanish “Princess, I’m so sorry for how late our arrangement got. I just returned from Paris yesterday.” She had made her bets over the phone, mostly because charity helped with her taxes a little because it was fun. She hadn’t expected to win. The whole thing was almost inconvenient given Ines marriage with Lev. With the older sister she might have had at least a slightly bigger chance for a fun night, even with her known hatred of everything french. “I booked a table at the skytree, beautiful view I was assured. What do think?” @inescroy
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N: NAUGHTY. what is your muse like in bed?
LYNDSY FONSECA photographed by the Riker Brothers for Gotham Magazine, July 2021.
“I’m begging you. Please tell me you have news that don’t envolve Belgium. I’ll take anything. Even just a really good restaurant you found. Or someone’s horrible dress. I’ll never say no to some bad mouthing.” w/ @giselledorleans
“You know you’re a hard man to reach lately” she joked giving him a kiss before she sat down “One would believe you don’t want to talk to me. Don’t tell me I’ve been replaced as the favorite cousin.” w/ @henridorleans
“well you seem cheery. It seems to be a common affliction around here recently. Still the wife?” w/ @lcvcntc