Lisden

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is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

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Amazing vintage photos show inside Rome’s Capuchin Crypt from the late 19th century.

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Is it me, or does Austin Winkler look like John Travolta if you ordered him off Wish?

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WHAT THE FUCK THEY GIVE US THAT THEN FUCKING KILL HIM?!?!!?!!?!

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Something is knocking at the doors of my immune system. It sounds angry.

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Eating a bowl of diced bell peppers is another form of relaxation

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My brother looked like no face in utero. Tell me I’m wrong.

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I’ve eaten several pickles and i’m nowhere near done

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My brother says ‘your mom’ with so much conviction when we argue as if we weren’t birthed from the same fucking being.

[pitbolshevik]

me about to watch breaking bad for the first time: im gonna be normal about this

me like three episodes later: i am going to gnaw on walter white's bald head like a rottweiler with a kong toy if he doesnt stop being a piece of shit

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That about sums it up.

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This is what cat paws look like under all that hair in case you were wondering. I know you weren’t.