actually not that bitter anymore

ella/ben | she/they | עלה/בן

[charl0ttan]

adderall is a kind of maid that helps with doing chores around the house

[sacred-portal]

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[aflo]

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[stella-draws-things]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make rage comics about me

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[ames-draws]

I'm fed up with "maybe later".

[gasterofficial]

[pjharvey]

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

[coffee-n-kush]

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[lordsausage]

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

[lakevida]

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[muntzerism-diggerism]