Lisette Voytko.

Media. Technology. Pop culture. Opinions.

[buzzfeed]

Internet cats as Tamagotchis

[lisettevoytko]

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

[storycollage]

Cross Whedonverse universal slayer theory (taken from x and separated so it actually shows on your dash)

[slowartday-blog]

Andreas Franke, The Sinking World

[secretlifeofamovieproducer]

THIS IS AMAZING

[memeguy-com]

So my calculus professor found this posted on the door to his office today by a student

[lisettevoytko]

 Every digital campaign manager, ever.

[lisettevoytko]

Marcel is my hero.

[animatedtext]

[stunningpicture]

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off

[jonjonathanjon-deactivated20160]

Real life rainbow road sans any rainbows

[lisettevoytko]

This is totally the Hoober Bloob Highway:

[omar-little]

[lisettevoytko]

Enjolras u mad?

[djjamesstockdale-deactivated201]

[oovoo]

Have you seen this masked cyclist?

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May the best adventurer win!

[purlbug]

I used to think that the best part of being an adult was finally “having it together.” Now I realize that adults who “have it together” are boring creatures who often die feeling unfulfilled. So make your life a big, sloppy mess. Fall in love without planning the wedding. Save for a rainy day, then create your own storms. Change your mind and change it back again. Do that thing you always wished you could be brave enough to do. Life is too short to be stuck in an endless loop of unhappiness.

My life plan, in the most succinct form possible. (via yogalarva)

[hazuki-chan-love]

[lisettevoytko]

Red beret, milk, kick ass. 

[12345qwerti]

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh interviewer: hired

[brian-ws]

[lisettevoytko]

I need this.

[fiverr]

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[lisettevoytko]

Do something nice for your Ma :-)