incorrect anime quotes

mostly my hero academia

[lissomnia]

Nemoto: I cant believe I’m single on Valentine’s Day!

Sakaki: Well, you know what they say... Roses are red, violets are blue-

Nemoto: -don’t.

Sakaki, drinking from a bottle: -vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

[lissomnia]

Bakugo: Here’s a fun Christmas idea: We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

Kirishima: We are not doing that.

Bakugo: Mistlefoe™.

Class 1 A: Bakugo, no.

[lissomnia]

Dabi: Hey, how much money do you have?

Hawks: Um, around 69 cents.

Dabi: Oh, you know what that means.

Hawks, sobbing: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.

[lissomnia]

I wanna look like a snack this summer but I keep fucking eating them.

- Fatgum, probably

[lissomnia]

Nemoto: I have no idea what’s about to happen, but it has been a great pleasure to walk beside each and every one of you.

Chrono: Likewise, I-

Sakaki: Screw you. I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

[lissomnia]

I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Actually, it’s mostly grapes. All grapes, really. Fermented grapes. Wine. I’m having wine for dinner.

- Shouta Aizawa, probably

[lissomnia]

Hawks: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don’t know...

Hawks: I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.

Hawks: Occasionally, I’ll commit first degree murder.

[lissomnia]

Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month an-

Todoroki: No returns.

Satan: Please, it’s making me sad-

[lissomnia]

Shinso: [exists]

Aizawa: This is my son, I will love and protect him, if any of you touch him, I will not hesitate to kill you.

[lissomnia]

Toga: Where’s my fucking knife?!

Kurogiri: There are kids around. Say it nicer.

Toga: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knife?

[lissomnia]

Kurogiri: So... I saw a bunch of corpses in the back alley...

Kurogiri: Did you have anything to do with that, Himiko?

Toga: Why do you automatically assume it was me?

Kurogiri:

Toga: Alright, fair enough.

[lissomnia]

Overhaul: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Nemoto: Burn the house down.

Overhaul: And what did you do?

Nemoto: I made dinner.

Overhaul:

Nemoto: And burnt down the house.

[lissomnia]

Chrono, unbuttoning a shirt: I’m sorry, but it’s just so hot in here.

Overhaul: I know, but please stop unbuttoning my shirt.

[lissomnia]

Setsuno: Sorry I’m late.

Overhaul: What happened?

Setsuno: Nothing, I just really didn’t want to come.

[lissomnia]

Kaminari, nervous giggling: Goodbyes are so awkward, do I go in for a kiss or what?

Drive-through attendant: Please just take your food, sir.

[lissomnia]

Kaminari: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella?

Bakugo: IT’S 3 AM, GET OUT OF MY ROOM-

[lissomnia]

Toga: Shigaraki got kidnapped.

Dabi: How much do they want for him?

Toga: 85 dollars.

Dabi: That seems cheap.

Toga: It’s a good deal!

Dabi: Do we have to pay for shipping?

Toga: 20 dollar shipping.

Dabi: See? That’s where they get you.