what is up you dry motherfuckers

Lissa+ | 18 | salad in the wind

[love-is-a-game-you-say]

[erthemesong-deactivated20190126]

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[househunting]

$2,450,000/5 br

Austin, TX

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

[okay]

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you

[urso2000andlate]

[evilrashida]

Absolutely no one wanted Beyoncé to do a song with Eminem literally no one asked for this I don’t know why God is punishing me like this

[tastefullyoffensive]

[windvain]

*dua lipa voice* One: Don’t eat his ass

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[freegals-deactivated20180414]

me and the girls

the girls: I HSHEVFIJVJS CBO Y YDHCB

me: DJNDKWNF IFFJ?

the girls: JFJFJ IWIFHDJV

me: IFJFUUFIWOEOEJ!!!!!!

[zeathhoney]

[tovarthyme]

Need me a squad like this

[cybergata]

[8bitrevolver]

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

who wants to defy god and fall in love with me

[queengreendown]

It’s almost as if nobody wants to admit that they might not be prepared to do the work it takes to love somebody. And it can be laborious. To be intimate with someone who is flawed (which is the standard) requires us to expose our own flaws. We don’t talk about the heavy responsibility of that. We don’t talk about how we’re too lazy or too cowardly sometimes. We instead accuse love of being elusive. It isn’t. It is omnipresent. It asks us to be better people. And sometimes we flat out refuse.

[coolbrad]

that’s [redacted], babe!

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I think, therefore