When Lit, Proceed w/ Caution

I’m not on fire but I wish I was! 27 * She/Her * Just Some Rando If you handed me an octopus or a fish I’d probably do whatever you wanted for like a whole fuckin month.

[wav48k]

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

[wav48k]

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

[wav48k]

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

[punkrorschach]

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

why do u post so much

this is literally the post so much website

[meangirlnurse]

[frankendykes-monster]

This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[dogpuppy]

wtf is this bullshit

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[blogfeind]

[jerrycummblr-deactivated2025012]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[son-of-crows-and-rats]

[crumblingpages]

1856: The young bride didn’t seem to think that it made any difference

“A woman has been arrested in Syracuse, New York, on complaint of her father-in-law, whose daughter she had married a few days before. She wore a complete suit of man’s apparel–and had evidently got a wife ‘under false pretences.’ The young bride didn’t seem to think that it made any difference, and clung to her female husband with all a wife’s affection. The justice committed the imposter to prison ‘for further examination’–but under what law she can be punished we confess ourselves ignorant.”

~From Meigs County telegraph. (Pomeroy [Ohio]), 13 May 1856. Chronicling America. Lib. of Congress. 

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[maenadmars]

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

[tagfer]

support.nintendo.com

[sleepy-bebby]

Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Of course a pig immediately tries to eat it

[silentevilx-deactivated20160627]

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

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does that give you your answer

[manafromheaven]

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY