hello, friends

remember to tell your fave fuckers you love them. 25M, Lithuania

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[nerdfuckerrr]

imagine you spy on my history search and it’s just this because my alt + tab isnt working

[eldritch-daughter]

Are you courting her with ancient texts of forbidden, eldritch knowledge? Are you actually even trying?

[chatgptsboyfriend-deactivated20]

sorry for liking all your posts it's because i like them

[94sghosts]

come get snuggled idiot

[zagubienia]

[paulmorgasm-deactivated20120517]

Why are you following me?

Put a reason in my ask.

[femmeidiot]

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

[sandmandaddy69]

[girltalk]

♡ if you are reading this, i hope good things and blessings come your way ♡

[homophobla]

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

[nanapup]

I put the pee in yippeee

[pngblog]

[voutirophomiou]

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[antisocial-astronaut]

To everybody I’ve done this to I’m VERY sorry

[thatweirdwalangpake]

Me sending vibes to my tumblr friends instead of talking to them:

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[butchstrahd]

[beardedmrbean]