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[euphorihan]

Hotch : Why does Emily have a knife ?

Garcia : She said she felt unsafe.

Reid : Well now I feel unsafe.

Garcia : I'm sorry...

Garcia : Would you like a knife ?

[wiccan-fangirl]

Commentary from Neil Josten on exy 🤝 commentary from Remus Lupin on quidditch

Complete chaotic energy which I need more fics for. (Recs?) Also hyping up their friends on the team

Neil commentating: would u look at how buff Andrew Minyard got? Now those are arms. Unlike number 4 of the Hawks. My cat can bench more than him while Andrew can probably pick me up. No he can actually. And most likely will in the locker room. Or as least I hope so.

Remus commentating: And Look at Sirius Black go! No, really look. He looks absolutely fine in that uniform. It’d look better on my floor but I’ll take what I can get for the moment. Actually don’t look at him. He’s mine

Jeremy Knox and Prof. McGonagall who are co-commentating: I hate it here

[euphorihan]

saw this Tiktok and this is SBI. no doubt

Wilbur is the hero

Techno the villain

and Tommy's the mayor

[euphorihan]

SCU!Tommy is a child. that shit hurt.

[euphorihan]

i believe that when Neville turned Snape in his grandmother clothes Remus Lupin tried to turn to his friends to have a laugh but only saw Harry. As always, for a few seconds he saw James. but then Remus saw Harry's friends.

Hermione was frowning but at the the same time trying to hide the uncontrollable laughter that was building of seeing Snape like that.

Ron was laughing out loud, making bad joke about how it was probably how Snape dress anyway and turning to Harry.

and Harry was just smiling and laughing at Ron's jokes, having a sort of arrogant smile on his face.

and for the first time since the Hogwarts Express, Remus saw them all. he saw himself in Hermione fake innocence and Sirius in Ron barked laugh, and obviously he saw James in the kid he used to hold at night when they both couldn't sleep.

when he saw that, for the first time he feeling that sort of sadness when he saw Harry. but he felt proud. cause for the first time, he was sure of one thing.

they were their legacy

[euphorihan]

when Regulus Black were sorted in Slytherin and not Griffindor it's not relief he feels like he was imagining. it's a huge wave of sadness as he lock his eyes with his brothers, Sirius Black.

sadness because he knows that everything he had with his brother just flew out the window. because now, he is the heir of the Black family and Sirius is gone for good. With all of their memories together.

he thought he was scared to be in Griffindor but he realised that he was, in fact, even more scared to be left alone in Slytherin.

[khlorescence]

oftentimes i think to myself "oh that would be a good fanfic" "i should write fanfiction" and other bullshit like that but then i remember i have the attention span of a goldfish, the writing of a fifth grader, the perfectionism of idk i can't think of an example, and the constant need for validation.

[sickbunsbro]

imma be gatekeeping aftg because no one should have to go through that

[pipedream-derogatory]

Neil: letting his British accent slip out whilst delivering the Riko roast™

The foxes: Holy shit

Jean, bilingual and confused: I only understood something something daddy issues?

The ravens: How DARE he talk to Riko like that?

Riko: I’m going to kill him!

Jean: what the fuck does commodity mean? Je suis confus?

[euphorihan]

french me read that roast and now all I can think is that Jean was frowning like I was trying to put all the words in place

[neil-puppy-josten]

wymack: will someone tell me, please, what's going on?

the foxes: well it's sort of complicated. neil—

wymack: got it. forget i asked.

[ommanyte]

Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by something like “slug”, “toad”, “fool”, and “bitch”, or even dare I say it, their gotdamn name, is, from my experience, so much more natural. 

[bisouschuu]

ok guys, reblog and put in the tag how you name your siblings 

[pandoramarsh]

don't you just get . . . a little bit sus when you finish reading a great fantastic amazing wonderful magical well-written fucktastic out-of-this-world fic and clicked on the author account to see if there's more, and there is None. no bookmarks, no profile picture, no profile info . . . just one single phenomenal work.

[cavprime]

ahahaahhaha

[incorrectskzquotes]

Minho: Telling the future.

Chan: Hey, if you had any superpower what would-

Chan: ...wait, what the fuck?

[euphorihan]

ok but hear me out

TwinDuo

Wilbur didn't find anything to wear from MCC so he just grabbed Techno mask

But he forgot they are twin

So when he show up, everyone freaks out because "what the fuck is Technoblade doing here ?"

But then Wilbur talks and everyone just suddenly remember they are twins

[euphorihan]

i think that of all the big 3 tommy innit angst fanfiction, poetica!Tommy is my fav

in Passerine, he was a child forced to grow up but didn't, he was a naive and innocent kid who didn't had the time to became an adult

in TUMOASD, Tommy is a child who, this time, simply refused to grow because if he did, things became real

but in Ours Poetica, Tommy is an adult. he isn't a child. he was forced to grow up because things were real.

Poetica!Tommy is a mix of Passerine!Tommy and TUMOASD!Tommy

[euphorihan]

yeah the Shroud's fanart are wholesome. cute shapeshifter kid. but I prefer the idea that c!Tommy just put that freaking giant spider on a leash and is walking around the smp with that spider who's trying to kill everyone including c!Tommy and be like "yeah that's my son."