Literally Nothing

[gaitwae]

is this how you make a cake?

[jethroq]

Two Finnish gay art icons, Tove Jansson and Tom of Finland; Tove wrote and drew comics about a middle class family getting in both social hijinks and more fantastical scenarios that often center around themes of loneliness and need to break stiff social expectations. Tom drew hardcore pornography

[jethroq]

now also in drinkable form

[killi3]

[tinybed]

family photo

[nyancrimew]

youre like. abstractly good at posting. yhey shoulkd give you an award for it

the real trick is to barely put any thought into anything u say online ever even if u have a really big audience

[literally--nothing]

relatable

[qqueenofhades]

Just took psychic damage from reading the words "a quarter of a century ago in 1996," and if I have to suffer, so do you.

[mortalityplays]

underappreciated aspect of goncharov is its utility as a descriptor for any still-parseable fandom content whose source material you're completely unfamiliar with. you know what I'm talking about. meme about characters you've never heard of from a show you've never seen, but you're still nodding like you're so right op they would totally say that. art that goes hard but might as well be a portrait of someone's dentist for all you know. your blorbos twice removed. it's all goncharov, to me.

[psychedelicflyingshark]

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong

[h0nky]

[cass-without-the-andra]

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[tyltos]

[crabussy]

you ask me what the time is and I glance at my wrist but instead of a wristwatch there’s a compass duct taped to my wrist and I immediately turn and walk north never to be seen again

[precambrianhottopic]

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

[crayongirl]

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[punished-venom-solitair-e]

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[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

[great-and-small]

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

[great-and-small]

Nobody has mentioned this but I am so glad you did! I’ve never heard of spine poetry and I love the concept. I found these titles at a used bookstore that stacks books pretty freely so I will most definitely be scanning the spines for poetry every time I go

[rwprincess]

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

[explorerrowan]

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

[neenarchive]

checking over the work email five times to make sure i typed 'thanks for your quick response' and not the full lyrics to closer by nine inch nails

[neenarchive]

kind regards,

i wanna fuck you like an animal i wanna feel you from the inside

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[shamebats]

[teathattast]