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ewweww dogs

lmao @notdazaisdog we all knew it was you

SHIT WAS NOT ME?????

shit WAS you

NO???????

it's fine you can admit it

I WASNT EVEN ONLINE WHEN THIS HAPPENED

mayb yove gto ana lt

#ranpo #ranpo edogawa #bsd rp #bungo stray dogs #bsd roleplay #bungou stray dogs ranpo #bungou stray dogs #bsd ranpo #bsd

im the greatest detective in the world and even i cant figure out what you wanted to say there 😭😭😭

(even atsushi agrees ur becoming illiterate)

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ewweww dogs

lmao @notdazaisdog we all knew it was you

You and aktugawa should meet!! Fr fr!! 🙌

"...Octagon?"

"Whatever his name is."

"PFFT- 'OCTAGON' BAHAHAHA @rabiddog-rashomon!!! CHECK THAT!!!!!"

"OCTAGON!? MY NAME IS NOT OCTAGON DAMN IT! WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR??"

"WHAT IS IT, OCTAGON??? YOU PREFER 'DANIEL'???"

He bursts into laughters once more, partially covring his mouth with his hand

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME DANIEL! MY NAME IS NOT DANIEL, NOR IS IT OCTAGON, IT'S RYUUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA."

𝘏𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

"I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'LL QUIT THE NILE, DANIEL!!!!!!"

"UGH, YOU ARE INSUFFERABLE. WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT FROM ME?? WHAT AM I IN DENIAL OF??"

"OF YOUR GAYNESS, DANIEL!!!!!! OF YOUR GAYNESS!!!!!"

"ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT???? DID YOU ALREADY FORGET??? EVEN I DON'T FORGET SO QUICKLY!!!!!"

"WHAT? I AM NOT GAY."

"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE WITH THAT WHOLE DENIAL THING! YOU JUST KEPT SCREAMING DENIAL AND DANIEL AT ME!"

"I'M REFERING TO THE POST ABOUT CHUUYA-SAN AND DAZAI-SAN BEING GAY IN WHICH I SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T EVEN THIS GAY!!!!"

"Follow a little bit!! Even I (who's got a hard time focusing and following the track of wtv is going on) do!!!!"

"I don't even have to use Ultra Deduction for this one, you're both gay!"

"And anyways, Octogon, you're the one who's confusing these idiots in the first place, I mean, come on! 'Call me Diablo'?"

"What do you mean by: 'you're both gays'???"

"Do you mean it like in a 'you're-gay-for-each-other' way or in a 'you're-both-separately-gay' way????"

He raises an eyebrow and tilt his head to the side, confused but also seemingly scared of the answer

"So much for 'Akutagawa you're in denial', huh?"

"He needs to accept his FATE."

"And that fate includes you, now does it?"

"Whatcha mean by that??? Do you mean it like....we should both be gay for each other or I should accept my homosexuality too?"

"Because if it's the second option, I already did. And if it's the first, I REFUSE."

#ranpo #ranpo edogawa #bungo stray dogs #bsd rp #lucy bsd #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd ranpo #bungou stray dogs ranpo

"Dazai seems to have other ideas..."

@nolongerthedemonprodigy

You and aktugawa should meet!! Fr fr!! 🙌

"...Octagon?"

"Whatever his name is."

"PFFT- 'OCTAGON' BAHAHAHA @rabiddog-rashomon!!! CHECK THAT!!!!!"

"OCTAGON!? MY NAME IS NOT OCTAGON DAMN IT! WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR??"

"WHAT IS IT, OCTAGON??? YOU PREFER 'DANIEL'???"

He bursts into laughters once more, partially covring his mouth with his hand

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME DANIEL! MY NAME IS NOT DANIEL, NOR IS IT OCTAGON, IT'S RYUUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA."

𝘏𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

"I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'LL QUIT THE NILE, DANIEL!!!!!!"

"UGH, YOU ARE INSUFFERABLE. WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT FROM ME?? WHAT AM I IN DENIAL OF??"

"OF YOUR GAYNESS, DANIEL!!!!!! OF YOUR GAYNESS!!!!!"

"ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT???? DID YOU ALREADY FORGET??? EVEN I DON'T FORGET SO QUICKLY!!!!!"

"WHAT? I AM NOT GAY."

"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE WITH THAT WHOLE DENIAL THING! YOU JUST KEPT SCREAMING DENIAL AND DANIEL AT ME!"

"I'M REFERING TO THE POST ABOUT CHUUYA-SAN AND DAZAI-SAN BEING GAY IN WHICH I SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T EVEN THIS GAY!!!!"

"Follow a little bit!! Even I (who's got a hard time focusing and following the track of wtv is going on) do!!!!"

"I don't even have to use Ultra Deduction for this one, you're both gay!"

"And anyways, Octogon, you're the one who's confusing these idiots in the first place, I mean, come on! 'Call me Diablo'?"

"What do you mean by: 'you're both gays'???"

"Do you mean it like in a 'you're-gay-for-each-other' way or in a 'you're-both-separately-gay' way????"

He raises an eyebrow and tilt his head to the side, confused but also seemingly scared of the answer

"So much for 'Akutagawa you're in denial', huh?"

"He needs to accept his FATE."

#bsd #bsd ranpo #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs ranpo #ranpo #bsd rp #bungo stray dogs #ranpo edogawa

"And that fate includes you, now does it?"

LUCY !! HOW DO YOU FEND FROM A HUNGRY RANPO ??? THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND URGENT INFORMATION THAT I NEED !! （＞人＜；）

"Hope Poe brought snacks."

"Ranpo's less dangerous when he's already eating."

#bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs poe #bsd roleplay #bsd rp #bsd rp blog #bsd rp acc #bsd roleplay blog #bsd #ranpo bsd #bsd ranpo #poe bsd #bsd poe #ranpo edogawa #bsd lucy #ranpo #bungou stray dogs ranpo #bsd ranpoe

”YEAH WELL KUNIKIDA TOOK THEM AWAY, SAID ‘Ranpo, having snaks for dinner is not healthy!’ I DECIDE WHAT’S HEALTHY, DO YOU HEAR ME?!”

Sorry ladies not single anymore 😓

If you're heartbroken about it you can always text Kunikida

𝚆𝚑𝚘'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚐𝚞𝚢?

crazy assumption

𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑.

yeah…maybe…

𝙷𝚖𝚖? 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝙽𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊?

nothing idk what you mean

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚌, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚝.

what topic?

𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢. 𝙺𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚞𝚙, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎.

mb and how am i supposed to know the gender of this..stranger..who he is dating?

She grins

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛, 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐.

…right

𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚢𝚊, 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛?

huh? what? no? what? ha! dumb question. what kind of question is that?

(@nolongerthedemonprodigy)

...𝚒𝚖 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚙𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚏 𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚝..

he’s agree with my obviously and would have no evidence against me.

dont @ him.

𝙾𝚑? 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔.

@thegreatestdetectiveever

……

thegreatestdetectiveever

What, I'm trying to get the marble out of my ramune without help

nothing carry on

𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚙𝚘, 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚢𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐?

thegreatestdetectiveever

Duh

You and aktugawa should meet!! Fr fr!! 🙌

"...Octagon?"

"Whatever his name is."

"PFFT- 'OCTAGON' BAHAHAHA @rabiddog-rashomon!!! CHECK THAT!!!!!"

"OCTAGON!? MY NAME IS NOT OCTAGON DAMN IT! WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR??"

"WHAT IS IT, OCTAGON??? YOU PREFER 'DANIEL'???"

He bursts into laughters once more, partially covring his mouth with his hand

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME DANIEL! MY NAME IS NOT DANIEL, NOR IS IT OCTAGON, IT'S RYUUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA."

𝘏𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

"I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'LL QUIT THE NILE, DANIEL!!!!!!"

"UGH, YOU ARE INSUFFERABLE. WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT FROM ME?? WHAT AM I IN DENIAL OF??"

"OF YOUR GAYNESS, DANIEL!!!!!! OF YOUR GAYNESS!!!!!"

"ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT???? DID YOU ALREADY FORGET??? EVEN I DON'T FORGET SO QUICKLY!!!!!"

"WHAT? I AM NOT GAY."

"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE WITH THAT WHOLE DENIAL THING! YOU JUST KEPT SCREAMING DENIAL AND DANIEL AT ME!"

"I'M REFERING TO THE POST ABOUT CHUUYA-SAN AND DAZAI-SAN BEING GAY IN WHICH I SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T EVEN THIS GAY!!!!"

"Follow a little bit!! Even I (who's got a hard time focusing and following the track of wtv is going on) do!!!!"

"I don't even have to use Ultra Deduction for this one, you're both gay!"

"And anyways, Octogon, you're the one who's confusing these idiots in the first place, I mean, come on! 'Call me Diablo'?"

"What do you mean by: 'you're both gays'???"

"Do you mean it like in a 'you're-gay-for-each-other' way or in a 'you're-both-separately-gay' way????"

He raises an eyebrow and tilt his head to the side, confused but also seemingly scared of the answer

"So much for 'Akutagawa you're in denial', huh?"

You and aktugawa should meet!! Fr fr!! 🙌

"...Octagon?"

"Whatever his name is."

"PFFT- 'OCTAGON' BAHAHAHA @rabiddog-rashomon!!! CHECK THAT!!!!!"

"OCTAGON!? MY NAME IS NOT OCTAGON DAMN IT! WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR??"

"WHAT IS IT, OCTAGON??? YOU PREFER 'DANIEL'???"

He bursts into laughters once more, partially covring his mouth with his hand

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME DANIEL! MY NAME IS NOT DANIEL, NOR IS IT OCTAGON, IT'S RYUUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA."

𝘏𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

"I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'LL QUIT THE NILE, DANIEL!!!!!!"

"UGH, YOU ARE INSUFFERABLE. WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT FROM ME?? WHAT AM I IN DENIAL OF??"

"OF YOUR GAYNESS, DANIEL!!!!!! OF YOUR GAYNESS!!!!!"

"ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT???? DID YOU ALREADY FORGET??? EVEN I DON'T FORGET SO QUICKLY!!!!!"

"WHAT? I AM NOT GAY."

"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE WITH THAT WHOLE DENIAL THING! YOU JUST KEPT SCREAMING DENIAL AND DANIEL AT ME!"

"I'M REFERING TO THE POST ABOUT CHUUYA-SAN AND DAZAI-SAN BEING GAY IN WHICH I SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T EVEN THIS GAY!!!!"

"Follow a little bit!! Even I (who's got a hard time focusing and following the track of wtv is going on) do!!!!"

#bungou stray dogs ranpo #bungou stray dogs #ranpo #ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #atsushi #akutagawa #octogon #daniel #denial #bsd

"I don't even have to use Ultra Deduction for this one, you're both gay!"

"And anyways, Octogon, you're the one who's confusing these idiots in the first place, I mean, come on! 'Call me Diablo'?"

Does Atsushi know he's ur fav costumer...🥰

"...If he finds out, I'm blaming you."

"Hey, Lucy~! Where are my weekly free pastries~?"

"Wheres my weekly payment?"

"If you want someone to pay his tab, you should go bother Dazai."

@nolongerthedemonprodigy

"Dazais tab isn't your discount."

"So what you're saying is that I can't keep putting everything I get on Dazai's tab? What a shame! Belladona always lets me!"

"...Then go bother belladonna."

"Bothering her is no fun! I've got more dirt on you!"

"Unless that 'dirt' pays my bills, I don't care."

"You sure? Atsushi might care, though~"

"You know, about how he's your favourite costumer and all?"

"Hes my least expensive customer."

"Theres a difference."

"I guess that's fair."

"But it IS weird that you didn't even consider Kyouka as your less expensive costumer, even though Atsushi has brought you more problems..."

(also, did i create a whole new blog just for this? YES.)

"Kyouka orders less.."

"Atsushi hangs out longer."

𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥

"Thats not what I meant!"

"You know it's pointless to lie to me~ I'm the greatest detective in the world!"

"Congratulations."

"Now detect where your wallet is."

"JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE A WALLET!"

"The President does not trust me with one since that time I blew all my money on doritos."

(mutters) "...They weren't even that good..."

"And you're asking 𝘮𝘦 for free pastries."

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd roleplay #bsd rp #bsd rp acc #bsd rp blog #bsd #lucy bsd #ranpo #ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #bungou stray dogs ranpo

"Well, It's not as if I could buy them on my own, now, could I?"

Does Atsushi know he's ur fav costumer...🥰

"...If he finds out, I'm blaming you."

"Hey, Lucy~! Where are my weekly free pastries~?"

"Wheres my weekly payment?"

"If you want someone to pay his tab, you should go bother Dazai."

@nolongerthedemonprodigy

"Dazais tab isn't your discount."

"So what you're saying is that I can't keep putting everything I get on Dazai's tab? What a shame! Belladona always lets me!"

"...Then go bother belladonna."

"Bothering her is no fun! I've got more dirt on you!"

"Unless that 'dirt' pays my bills, I don't care."

"You sure? Atsushi might care, though~"

"You know, about how he's your favourite costumer and all?"

"Hes my least expensive customer."

"Theres a difference."

"I guess that's fair."

"But it IS weird that you didn't even consider Kyouka as your less expensive costumer, even though Atsushi has brought you more problems..."

(also, did i create a whole new blog just for this? YES.)

"Kyouka orders less.."

"Atsushi hangs out longer."

𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥

"Thats not what I meant!"

"You know it's pointless to lie to me~ I'm the greatest detective in the world!"

"Congratulations."

"Now detect where your wallet is."

#//lmao it was the wrong blog TT//#//-1000 aura//#ranpo #bungou stray dogs #bsd ranpo #ranpo edogawa #bungou stray dogs ranpo #bsd #bungo stray dogs

"JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE A WALLET!"

"The President does not trust me with one since that time I blew all my money on doritos."

(mutters) "...They weren't even that good..."

Does Atsushi know he's ur fav costumer...🥰

"...If he finds out, I'm blaming you."

"Hey, Lucy~! Where are my weekly free pastries~?"

"Wheres my weekly payment?"

"If you want someone to pay his tab, you should go bother Dazai."

@nolongerthedemonprodigy

"Dazais tab isn't your discount."

"So what you're saying is that I can't keep putting everything I get on Dazai's tab? What a shame! Belladona always lets me!"

"...Then go bother belladonna."

"Bothering her is no fun! I've got more dirt on you!"

"Unless that 'dirt' pays my bills, I don't care."

"You sure? Atsushi might care, though~"

"You know, about how he's your favourite costumer and all?"

"Hes my least expensive customer."

"Theres a difference."

"I guess that's fair."

"But it IS weird that you didn't even consider Kyouka as your less expensive costumer, even though Atsushi has brought you more problems..."

(also, did i create a whole new blog just for this? YES.)

"Kyouka orders less.."

"Atsushi hangs out longer."

𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥

"Thats not what I meant!"

"You know it's pointless to lie to me~ I'm the greatest detective in the world!"

LMFAO WRONG BLOG ADSBJS A FAJL NSJ SORRY

Does Atsushi know he's ur fav costumer...🥰

"...If he finds out, I'm blaming you."

"Hey, Lucy~! Where are my weekly free pastries~?"

"Wheres my weekly payment?"

"If you want someone to pay his tab, you should go bother Dazai."

@nolongerthedemonprodigy

"Dazais tab isn't your discount."

"So what you're saying is that I can't keep putting everything I get on Dazai's tab? What a shame! Belladona always lets me!"

"...Then go bother belladonna."

"Bothering her is no fun! I've got more dirt on you!"

"Unless that 'dirt' pays my bills, I don't care."

"You sure? Atsushi might care, though~"

"You know, about how he's your favourite costumer and all?"

"Hes my least expensive customer."

"Theres a difference."