Literally Ethan

Something fucky this way comes

[literallyethan]

[super-metroid]

[bromojumbo]

This video is visual representation of having an existential crisis

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Ripley’s believe it you thots

[floraposting]

i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there

[tommyverscetti-deactivated20141]

*opens photobooth to take selfie*

“maybe some other time”

[onceiwashere]

i love having the cilantro yummy gene

[ruinedchildhood]

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[startrekdeepspacenine]

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[richardgoranski]

stranger things 3 should have a filler episode that doesnt even have to have anything to do with the plot of the season, it’s just will byers with his friends having a good day and thriving

[kaleidoscopic-quiddity]

Hey op? brilliant post

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[tariqah]

Time to buy a guillotine

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

[puto1-blog]

what???

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

[kramer]

[distressedphilosopher-deactivat]

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

[gideongaius]

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

[robinaa]

i live for very specific coffee mugs

“I can’t live without Goats”, “Crazy Giraffe Man”, a very literal mug with a garlic on it that said ‘when in doubt feed be garlic” 

and then on the flip side the weirdly vague ones that say shit like ‘you are my person’ with a heart are also good

[robinaa]