half-eunuch gang

Tanner / 26 / Sacramento

[memnochdevil]

Looking for my Louis 🧛‍♂️

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[valtsv]

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

[undeadhousewife]

[facultativ]

Siouxsie Sioux in 1988

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[sufjansjoy]

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

[memnochdevil]

You low key scare me but I want you. Should I be afraid?

I assure you I'm mostly harmless! Mostly...

[whitewolf-the-unforgiven]

What do you mean?!

[sofuton]

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[cappyclementine]

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

why did he say this

[weepyemperor]

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[theonion]

With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arctic, sources reported Tuesday.

Sailors aboard the vessel confirmed that while Winfrey appeared ill and exhausted from continuous exposure to the harsh tundra, she nonetheless spent hour upon hour peering through a brass spyglass and scanning the desolate landscape for any sign of the grotesque TV personality and formerly licensed therapist. Despite the heavy winds and raging sea, the 71-year-old media entrepreneur reportedly urged the ship’s captain to press northward.

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[randomencounters]

Quest: help Oprah find and destroy Dr Phil

[contemptible-scoundrel]

You're the Michael Sword.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

wield the Michael Sword