SO PAN I COULD FRY AN EGG

Allison/Pansexual/Demi-Female/17/Texas. I make shit and some of that shit is bad puns.

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[burningvelvet]

a twitter thread that actually killed me

[nep33ts]

okay so making a donation post makes me genuinely anxious as hell but i've been told by many friends that i should, so here we go i guess??? long story short, i've been sleeping on the floor of my formerly abusive mother's office, and while that worked for a while, it seems like shit might break down because she wants my grandmother to move in, which will be a shitshow if it happens because she's horrifically a homophobic, transphobic, racist gusano. i don't think i'll *die* if i don't get help, but my stress levels are already kinda high as hell. i got a van for me to live out of if it gets too bad, but it needs front end work before i can even really drive it at all, and i got the money for that from borrowing from family, who want me to pay back $800 per month (which i think i can technically swing??? it'll just be really close and i'm probably going to have to sell some of my possessions) If you can help, i'd greatly appreciate it

Help me get the fuck out of Indiana, organized by Nova Victoria

Hi, i've had a nice situation where I had a floor to sleep on for the past like, 8 … Nova Victoria needs your support for Help me get the f

[miyuliart]

Some art tips excerpts about drawing kisses from my patreon. I also have a kickstarter for my second art tips collection going on right now.

[maroonracoon]

Two Gay Little Animals Share Their Secrets

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

[citricwitch]

Old art I never finished or posted (for obvious reasons)

[reyandtheforce]

Avengers: *fighting Thanos to prevent the massive deaths around the universe*

Captain Marvel:

[tvbabie]

Kids cartoons in the 90s: Trying to sneak in dirty jokes

Kids cartoons today: Trying to sneak in gay characters

[pr1nceshawn]

Street Art: Before & After.

[edensmidian]

I love these…..

[fluffy-critter]

Chaotic Good

[genatrius]

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

[world-of-cats]

[batcoins]

It’s pumpkin season guise.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

FEED THE PUMPKINS

[souratgar-deactivated20190925]

the award for “Most Creative Chapter Titles” goes to medieval Arabian writers

[thesylverlining]

Softly, to the tune of “Seasons of Love” from RENT: “Three thousand, one hundred, and twenty kinds of sna-aakes…”

[thatsthat24]

The Dating Game 📆

[orderly-opaline-deactivated2020]

OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW

DATES

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Woke

[phdbff]