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audarcy

verdare1

I need to see this movie…

kamenwriter

monsterhospital

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

lastoneout

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

sioltach

killowave

supremeshogunrj

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

libraryogre

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

generationexorcist

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Your honor in my defense I am simply a little rascal

tearinmykitchensink

nemotakeit

the last thing I expected was tyler narrating the condensed version of the lore as fucking clancy before dropping any single first but HERE WE ARE

it's so damn clever too because all the casual fans and listeners can also catch up on the core story every song and show was based on for the past three eras before taking a deep dive into THE final chapter.

twenty one pilots are taking all of us into this new era and it's gonna go so Fucking Hard

littlebeetlebro

me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?

marcchurch

neil-gaiman

As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

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JEFFERY NOOOO-

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The everest chronicles

crawly

officiallordvetinari

tikkety-tok

She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare 💅 Watch to the end for the result!

mon-t-real

fred-erick-frankenstein

batfamfucker

Sis, I'll pay for your travel, just scare that fucker hard enough that he croaks 💅

everets

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

bidoof

They are still growing

jesternoise

the first horse…….. was human

followingponies

@paradise-estate :

There you go!

thepurpleglass

A perfect time to bring this back:

memewhore

decellie03

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

dripped-in-my-pearls

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

circespigfarm

crittizen

The look on her face when she realizes

aegri-somnia-vana

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

lost-clause

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

iclimbtreestofeelalive

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

tricky-pockets

okay, idk where the clip was, but there was another bit where she was talking to this frat-boy looking dude:

bennett: so do you think we should put tampons and pads in the men’s restroom? dude: sure, I mean, I don’t really care. if a dude needs a tampon, he can have one. bennett: but would he need one? like, what would he use it for? dude, thoroughly unimpressed: I don’t know, that’s his problem.

and I just love that guy’s energy. So much of the trans bathroom talk is invasive and way too personal, and then there’s this guy like “yeah, why the fuck would I need to know? why do you need to know, you weirdo?”