Freshly Picked Thoughts

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[literallysara]

Years ago I️ had to show this to one of my co-managers, because she just could *not* understand why I️ had a great relationship with our employees and she didn’t.

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[sixpenceee]

Another video demonstrating inertia. From here

[literallysara]

I️ cannot stop watching this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[mrskaaay]

@vyxx wtf I can’t even handle her

[girlwithalessonplan]

It’s a comedic, modern, transatlantic accent. I can’t not listen.

[literallysara]

These were the best 5 minutes of my life. Really 10 minutes, because I’ve watched it twice.

[kidkitthekingslayer]

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

[softwhorecore-deactivated201812]

This makes me so happy ☺️

[iamhannalashay]

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

[jaxuhmillion]

I LOVE THIS OMFG

[taylorzrealm]

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

[saiasus]

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

[writingsandwonders]

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women. 

[viragon]

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

[pokemon-professor-grey-deactiva]

Reblog the shit out of this

[yetanothertaylor]

We need more positive things like this!

[notyrqueer]

Okay but I did cry

[sixpenceee]

IN Stephen King’s novel, IT awakens every 27 years.

IT premiered on TV in 1990.

IT is hitting theaters in 2017, 27 years later.

[wanderingchimichanga-deactivate]

Go see this movie. Watched it twice.

[literallysara]

@shanks-a-lot

[sixpenceee]

CREEPY THINGS TO WATCH

A compilation of all the horror filled movies, t.v shows & documentaries I could find. It includes some of my own masterposts and other people’s masterposts. 

Scary Movie Masterpost

Childhood Halloween Masterpost

Psychological Thriller Movie Masterpost

Not So Scary Movie Masterpost

Link to Horror Movies You Shouldn’t Miss

Another Horror Movie Masterpost

Foreign Horror Films Masterpost

Creepy Short Film Masterpost

American Horror Story Masterpost

The Walking Dead Masterpost

Supernatural Masterpost

Scooby-Doo Masterpost

Top 10 Disturbing Documentaries

A Haunting Episode List

X-Files Episode List

Ghost Hunters Episode List

Ghost Adventures Episode List

The Twilight Zone Episode List

Unsolved Mysteries Series

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Series

Ghost Whisperer Series

Psychic Kids Series

Is It Real Series

Sightings Series

Strange But True Series

COSTUME/CREEPY MAKE-UP TUTORIALS

A compilation of amazing people with a talent for art and expression. Some of these are gorey, so be cautious. 

Cracked Doll

Infected

Severed Fingers

Dissected Arm

Maggot Eyes

Corpse Bride

Nightmare Before Christmas

Coraline

Dead Bride

Creepy Dummy Doll

Annabelle Doll

The Exorcist

The Ring

Silent Hill Nurse

Chucky: Child’s Play

Candy Demon

Unwanted House Guest

Monster Girl

Blood Nail Art

Scary Fairy Nails

Cute & Easy Halloween Nails

CREEPY STORY NARRARATIONS

What’s better than reading scary stories? Listening to them from people who have a voice that perfectly match the suspense needed for such stories.

MrCreepyPasta

DeadJosey

WellHeyProductions

CreepsMcPasta

Cry Reads

TheLittleFears

ChillingTalesForDarkNights

TheCreepyPastaRaven

Otis Jiry

TheCreepyBookworm

MissShadowLovely

Madame Macabre

Litter Bot

TalesofTim

KittenReadsHorror

Baranabas

CreepyPastaJr

TheCreepyDark

CreepyRainbowPasta

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Creepy compilations from around the web and from posts I’ve made before. 

Top Rated Scary Stories

Cracked on Horror

Listverse Bizarre and Creepy

Creepiest Gifs

Reddit No Sleep

Reddit Paranormal

Reddit Horror

Creepy Contacts

Top 10 Sixpenceee Stories

Top 10 Reddit Lets Not Meet Stories

Top 10 Creepy Short Films

Compilation of Short Creepy Stories

Unsettling Things on the Internet

Top 10 Terrifying YouTube Videos

Top 10 Creepy Audio Recordings

Creepy Dares List

Creepy Facts Compilation

Top 5 Disturbing Topics

Top 5 Fake Documentaries

6 Terrifying Comics

Common Nightmares & Their Meanings

Creepy Japanese Urban Legends

Creepy Lost Episodes Compilation

Compilation of Horror Pranks

Top 5 Mass Extinctions

Glitch in the Matrix

Top 10 Found Footage & Creepy Videos

Top 10 Long Scary Stories

Ways to Contact the Dead

Creepy Meaning Behind Nursery Rhymes

Creepiest Glitch Experiences

Paranormal Science Resources

Map of Monsters/Ghosts/Cryptids in the USA

Everything on Astral Projection

Everything on Terrifying Dolls

HORROR MASTERPOSTS

The first couple are masterposts I’ve made, the rest are masterposts I’ve gathered from other blogs. 

Masterpost of World’s Scariest Places

Masterpost of True Terrifying Events

Masterpost of Creepy Stories

Masterpost of Gothic Novels

Masterpost of Creepy Websites

Masterpost of Creepy Online Games

Masterpost of Creepy Sleep-Over Games

Masterpost of Scary Music

Masterpost of Free Indie Horror Games

Another Halloween Masterpost

Halloween Pixel/Background Masterpost

Another Halloween Pixel/Banners/Cursor Masterpost

Chilling Tales For Dark Nights Masterpost

Paranormal Podcast Masterpost

Scary App Masterpost

Paranormal Creatures Masterpost

Superstitions Masterpost

Creepy Wikipedia Articles Masterpost

Masterpost of Creepy Stuff

Myths & Urban Legends Masterpost

The Bloodworth Saga Masterpost

Scary October Masterpost

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

If they are bold enough to march without masks, they deserve to have their names, jobs and organizations shared with the public.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Tiny Faced Cats

I think this may be photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.

Photos by cakes1todough1 and iamclaus

[literallysara]

me: *sees sixpenceee post a new scary story post*

brain: hoe dont do it

me: *reads it*

brain: oh my god

[hwun]

[literallysara]

Me, every time I walk into Sephora or target.

[bob-belcher]

[literallysara]

PSA: If you answer like this 9/10 I will hire you.

[mediamattersforamerica]

He shut it down.

[needscandalinmylife]

Yes he did

[stayingwoke]

This is going to be an automatic reblog.

[hypnotic-flow]

he done did it

[colorofaking-blog]

As it should be!

[literallysara]

Best thing I've seen all day.

[literallysara]

Best part of house sitting: jacuzzi tubs perfect for bubble baths. Worst part of house sitting: fogged up windows because THERE'S NO AIR CONDITIONING HERE!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Periods are inconvenient. We should be like turtles: one day a year we go to the beach and drop off our eggs, then everyone goes for margaritas.

[literallysara]

Yasssssss.

[fyxan-deactivated20180801]

okay, real talk time.  tumblr is not a good place to develop your political consciousness.  (neither is reddit, or facebook.)   social media incentivizes certain opinions by rewarding you with notes and followers and likes, and the relative anonymity makes things even messier.

people spout opinions that are just contrarian enough to seem edgy, and then cultivate an environment where you aren’t allowed to ask questions or change your mind.  block lists, anonymous messages informing you that you reblogged a post by a Thought Criminal, et cetera…  that’s not political discussion and growth, that’s peer pressure with a fancier vocabulary.

read!  please, for the love of all that is holy, read!  read things that make you uncomfortable.  read what you’re “supposed to read”, read what you’re “not supposed to read”.  think critically, and think for yourself.  find places & forums where you can ask questions.

[literallysara]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

[catsdogsgifs]

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