Can I Opt Out?

Isabelle. Illinois. Vaguely fond of many things. Thoroughly obsessed with several others.

[sunfortune]

[everydaylouie]

onion magic

[suppyguppy]

garlic is such a good seasoning.. how does it do that

[higgzorz]

i think its the garlic

[slimetony]

its the garlic

[cctinsleybaxter]

i’m begging them to call it literally anything else

[tragedyposting]

You were my sister, Womanikin! I loved you!

[by-grace-of-god]

[animatedtext]

why don't you consider yourself a poet?

In 2011 lil wayne said “real gs move in silence like lasagna” and ever since then i realized he is the only living poet

[munchsquad-official]

huge me

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

“Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO

[nocontextveggies]

[theryanproject]

Where my introverts at?

[dimplelylee]

home

[paxamericana]

laughing my absolute fucking ass off at this framing

[paxamericana]

[donovanmitchell]

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[fuck-customers]

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

uh

baltimore are you okay

[mrplatypusblog]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

So I found a story I wrote years ago

It’s really awful, but some better highlights include:  “He was, unfortunately, handsome.” 

and

“My apartment was broken into. They took everything but my cat and the garlic salt.” 

[luckyladylily]

These are top quality sentences, I just want you to know.

[nemuineko]

I really love both, but especially the first

[theshitneyspears]

What's Duolingo

She sings New Rules x