break out the jetpack umbrellas

]|[ look at him -> ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ]|[ i may be slightly obsessed with certain fictional men but can you blame me ]|[

[lithanecrane]

NOW AT @reigningcrane (since nov. 2023)

[memories]

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 6/25/21, 2:38:36 PM, it’s that #so true takes up too much of my time.

[quakebeats]

go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

[lithanecrane]

PFFFFF I WAS WONDERING IF THEY WERE GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE THE STRAT

[lithanecrane]

PFFFFF I WAS WONDERING IF THEY WERE GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE THE STRAT

[jame7t]

awww its ok little guy [steps towards you with intent to harm]

[i-say-not-ok]

not ok!!

[gimmickbloghunter]

gimmick blog detected

[jame7t]

Take the shot.

[jame7t]

Guys I think the sickness may claim me

[jame7t]

These disloyal bloggers will inherit nothing of my kingdom of notes

[mcytblrconfessions]

people will say the hermits are their characters so don't ship them and then draw scar able bodied

[mcytblrconfessions]

people will say the hermits are their characters so don't ship them and then draw scar able bodied

[mcytblrconfessions]

people will say the hermits are their characters so don't ship them and then draw scar able bodied

[cauterizedheart-deactivated2025]

[queer-as-city-folk]

(genuine question) why don't you want people to have sex with the trains? i feel like monsterfucking is usually so prevalent/supported on tumblr, not that trains are monsters but it feels like a similar genre

Because trains are a machine and there is no eroticism of the machine and that is good. Also it hurts the trains

[itworksitworks-deactivated20251]

Oh there is so much eroticism of the machine

[queer-as-city-folk]

But why? The machine is the antithesis to the erotic, there is no flesh or love or change, it's all mechanical and built

[localairport]

Amatrack doesn't get it 😭

[sreppub]

beep beep, timmy hawk coming through

[corpserabbit-deactivated2023121]

[redactednzilch]

[lectern-fullcauldron]

NGL I love it when the hermits tell us about their own roles in the server infrastructure. Like you've got X in charge of managing the server hardware, Doc on lag busting, Hypno is in charge of the website, Keralis is hardware sugar daddy, Impulse stepped up to coordinate group recordings, Joe causes problems by accident, people pitch storylines and run events and the server runs and runs, season after season

[lectern-fullcauldron]

#cleo is on the hermit council (no ominous robes) #I want to know who else is on the council #all of these details are so fascinating

Ok I know these are fun tags but the real answer is every hermit is on the council. That's the way hermitcraft works.

the way hermitcraft has survived 10+ years is largely thanks to it's internal infrastructure. It is not a business, but an artist's collective.

the process of approving new hermits is long and slow and everyone has a veto. but once someone is approved as a hermit, they are a hermit.

gem and pearl have as much say in the running of the server as xisuma and joe. they have meetings at 'meeting time' (8pm UK time) on a Thursday (I think), and ideas are discussed and planned.

and there will never be an overall majority (herding hermits is like herding cats), but the voting system Joe implemented to get season two off the ground was that if nobody says no, the motion passes.

different hermits have different responsibilities, depending on their time availability and skillset, but they are all a part of the collective.

we have stories of bdubs giving a PowerPoint to explain the king ren storyline to the others, of Doc and grian coordinating to run big moon, of scar putting together the gamers outreach charity stream. People take turns to step up and pitch and play.

Finances work in that, if you pitch an idea, you are likely going to pay for it, until others agree enough to pitch in. Xisuma sends round server fee invoices to cover the server and art and merch are commissioned independently by each hermit (this is why the trading cards were such a big deal). Mindcrack fell apart because it tried to become a business. Hermitcraft is strong because it is a collective of artists.

Everyone is equal. Everyone has a veto. Everyone is a hermit. They contribute their time and their skills and forge something wonderful between them.

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

Holy shit there are so many birds

[pilferingapples]

reblogging because apparently people missed it! The Birds have claimed the sacrifice this year look, you can see wires showing through on the horns already:

(img source: the official twitter)

[secondlina]

The crows have claimed the YULE GOAT.

[juney-blues]

The Yule Goat stole fire from the gods to give to man (by setting itself on fire of course) one too many times so they decided to break out the prometheus punishment

[spikespiegelfanclub]

womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself