you know what cool is?🍎

NOT CARLOS EDWARD COLÓN JR.

[litocolon279]

Carlos Edwin Colón Coates Jr aka Carlito. 🍎

“I (still/will always) spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool!”

100% gif credit to @jeysuso. Read below ⬇️.

Carlito goes by Carly. Yes, Carly. It’s a family nickname that he will never not avoid but if you refer to him as Carlito, that’s cool. 👍🏼 I’m portraying him pretty close to his in ring character. He’s very laid back, knowledgeable, and is always willing to listen and give people any advice if needed.

🍎 44. 🍎 Single. 🍎 Pansexual. 🍎 Pretty Cool. 🍎

If anyone would like to write with me, I’m just one message away. I’m not online a lot but I will get back to your message as soon as possible.

[litocolon279]

hey i read something about you being in the hospital? Is everything okay? @tattoosxbullshxt

[bestrapperalive-deactivated2023]

drier than the Sahara in this bitch.

[litocolon279]

Preview into your next rap…? 👀

[litocolon279]

Sometimes, I like to wear spandex and baby oil.

Sometimes, I like to sit and appreciate classical artwork.

Que buena vida!

[bloodyrxpley]

less than 48 hours..

[litocolon279]

Deep breaths, you’re marrying the love of your life! that’s what matters.

[rubiies]

stuck in las vegas until sunday for work & i’m exhausted

[litocolon279]

No better place to be stuck in though, aye?

[clavdialxpez]

they’re setting up the photos with santa display in the mall and i might steal a baby

[litocolon279]

If I end up seeing you on the news for kidnapping..

[tattoosxbullshxt-deactivated202]

@litocolon279 I had fun the other day and I was kinda wondering if maybe you wanted to come to this Halloween party with me?

[litocolon279]

Course I’ll stay. Gotta make sure no loser takes advantage of you or some weird shit that happens on Halloween Or a regular basis. Make me feel good? I feel your eyes wondering. Someone wants to see what was in that video I posted for herself, yeah?

[tattoosxbullshxt-deactivated202]

@litocolon279 I had fun the other day and I was kinda wondering if maybe you wanted to come to this Halloween party with me?

[tattoosxbullshxt-deactivated202]

You look really good tonight like super sexy. Just saying.

[litocolon279]

I think that might just be the alcohol talkin’. 😉 Which in any case, do you need a ride home?

[litocolon279]

just happy accidents.

[tattoosxbullshxt-deactivated202]

@litocolon279 I had fun the other day and I was kinda wondering if maybe you wanted to come to this Halloween party with me?

[tattoosxbullshxt-deactivated202]

Oh it’s no problem handsome. I’ve had a few drinks I’m feeling good if you wanna come dance with me.

[litocolon279]

I would like to dance. Lead the way, gorgeous.

[litocolon279]

📲

sms: dirty dickhead @filthypapii

you want to catch me up to speed on why you’re upset? Is it because this guy is kind of matching with your girl? if that’s the case, think about it. what’s more important? some silly little costume or having a good time around the woman you love? i have lost so many girlfriends in the past over dumb things like this. don’t wanna see it happened to you.

[tattoosxbullshxt-deactivated202]

@litocolon279 I had fun the other day and I was kinda wondering if maybe you wanted to come to this Halloween party with me?

[litocolon279]

Hey, oh my god so I completely forgot about the party tonight and to charge my phone all day so I’m just now seeing this. I’m on my way there now and we can hang out if you wanted?

[litocolon279]

@tattoosxbullshxt barking is good no? help me out here.

[tattoosxbullshxt-deactivated202]

Anytime after four pm good for me. Maybe we could get dinner then drinks and after I’ll show you my wild side.

[litocolon279]

That’s more than cool. All puns are intended. See ya then, I’ll hit you up on here or is this the part where I ask for your number, Ramsey? I’m out of practice here.

[litocolon279]

@tattoosxbullshxt barking is good no? help me out here.

[tattoosxbullshxt-deactivated202]

First of all you don’t look a day over 29 just saying

Second you free tomorrow? Maybe you could come by and I’ll show you. 😏

[litocolon279]

Ahaha I like you already. Flattery gets you everywhere. 😉

Consider me there, what time is best for you?

[litocolon279]

@tattoosxbullshxt barking is good no? help me out here.

[tattoosxbullshxt-deactivated202]

Oh then please feel free to come hang out with me anytime if you really wanna see unhinged.

[litocolon279]

How unhinged are we talking about? I haven’t been arrested since I was 31 so I’m overdue for a wild night.

[thekennyomegax]

I feel like I could sleep for a damn good while right now. 😴

[thekennyomegax]

Thank you, man. Glad you watched and liked it!

[litocolon279]

I never miss an episode of Dynamite, Rampage, or Collision because you put on a CLINIC. Tremendous. You’re one of the best but you don’t need me to tell you that.