moved to @alliapple

[tastefullyoffensive]

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What did we do to deserve dogs?

[geckghost]

[inkskinned]

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

[kerenvaisblay]

I just cried.

[matvrity]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[addfunfacts]

This is a GREAT idea for ADHD children.

[awokenbythepresenceofreality-de]

This is needed in college

[usedtobedeanasana]

oh my god this would have made my life so much easier

[noblegxeon]

My brother just said to hook these up to generators. Power the school by small children.

[capitalveg]

going against my no-reblog policy because this can help in so many ways from learning disorders to obesity 

[eternal-s1gh]

we gonna ignore the child labor comment or

[baawri]

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

White people get so angry when they’re presented with the truth.

[biculturalist-deactivated201612]

That moment when a single scene in a Bollywood film educates you about the reality of American politics.

[itstiddybois]

does anyone know the name of this film?

[relaxed-muscle]

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

@pro-gay

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

time to break out my

juit

[danupert]

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

[milkyrum-deactivated20160407]

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

[idreaminpixels]

@txepvi @seyrii

[seyrii]

This is junforgivable

[professor-maple-mod]

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

[skr0ala]

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

[themonsterwithoutaname]

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

[sledgehammertoe]

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

[jaymonoto]

JEATS

[chongoblog]

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

@officialclod

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

I FUCKING HATE THIS SO MUCH WHY DOES ANY OF THIS EXIST

[pus-wagon]

@space-queer

[fizzy-dizz]

@undylng

[yennyfromthebl0ck]

[arhtsy]

A wrong turn lead me to a field of flowers and suddenly I’m second guessing every wrong turn in my life.

Every wrong turn has lead me to where I am currently, and I am happy as hell, so were they really wrong turns?

[dinogore-blog]

when ur parents go out food shopping

[brendon-uries-lips]

*bounces up and down repeatedly* sPaCE 🚀 SP ACE 👽 S P A C E 🌠 space 🌙 I LOVE ME SOME SPACE 🌑 MMMM YEAH THAT ouTERspACE 🌟✨ DAMN THAT SKY THAT OUTERSPACE☀‼💫💥❇⭐📡🔫👾♦

[pollynareffs-deactivated2018071]

[nightinngales]

unnecessary hetereosexual romances in every tv show 

[tfwnojutsu-deactivated20211212]

[taterth0t]

WHEN SHIT AINT ADDIN UP

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: doc i’m sick doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

[littl3z3bra]

me: now that exams are over i can finally play video games all day

someone else: but isn't that what you've been doing anyway

me: yeah but now i can do it without feeling guilty about it

[tragikarp]

[unamusedblogger-deactivated2014]

whenever i post a text post on tumblr

[magicaltalkingpony]

when the optional superboss has an unskippable cutscene before the battle