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i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

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tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

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pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

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CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

little-beeing

Maybe you shouldn’t have started a feud with a pigeon then

Had a dream where Slimecicle (the YouTuber) got another set of key caps out into the wild, except it wasn’t in his usual green tones, but rather in an iridescent one. Like it looked as if you were pressing onto pearls and you also had this wave like motif going on through the keyboard.

And it was also so expensive :(

But it made me happy to get them :)

#dream #slimecicle #keycaps

If you can’t win an argument, confuse your ennemy

#no one wins against someone whose gone mad #so you win #😎

Heard that dogs who act as angry some times need to have their happy wiggling tails removed from the movie with CGI

Is this why movie without CGI or from before the results would be good to slap on someone/something you can only see the dogs angrily barking ?

#it would be cute #am so bad #so I’m good #but the director won’t cut this one in

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fun fact if your breasts¹ are somewhere between a 36C-36D² then they weight³ about the same as your brain⁴

if you're above a D-cup⁵ you've probably got more boob than brain⁶

1. Both breasts combined. 2. UK and US bras are the same at this cup size. 3. Sourced from this blog post; a different source was found but excluded as it didn't account for band size. If you have a better referenced source let me know. 4. An adult human brain weighs ~1.3kg (2.8lb). 5. A 36D cup, or sister size (40B, 38C, 34E, 32F, etc) 6. Both breasts combined. A single 36G/H cup breast is about brain-sized.

shencomix

u look like u need some big strong lady to wipe away your tears, baby boy 💪

NO FOOLIN???

NO FOOLIN????

little-beeing

She’s here. For you Shen. In all the glory I can imbue her with.

#I hope this is strong enough 4u #I am getting better and better at art every time I do a piece

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realtor whose entire career is just selling (and re-selling and re-selling) the same haunted house

it transpires this is a longstanding con, in which the house (which is hugely haunted) is an active participant

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a full fledged co-conspirator even. the realtor splits the commission with the house, which uses its cut to get asbestos removal, granite countertops, plumbing renovations you name it. the key being the House desires these things for its self. not for its *shudders* occupants.

it's a strong independent entity! it doesn't need a relationship (with freeloaders who scuff its floors). it's single and KILLIN IT! and by "it" let's just say. heh. an entire upper middle class white suburban family