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ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were
#Most precious baby in the galaxy
âDonât just wait for someone to come along. Find your happiness in yourself.â
â Albert Camus, from âA Happy Death,â originally published c. 1971
Youtube ads are literally the least effective, especially if theyâre unskippable or even timed so that theyâre too short to skip because I will go out of my damn way to avoid buying that product just becuase it got in my way of listening to Fuck Machine by Msi for the 27th time in a row
Eminem - Space Bound
Jon: Daenerys is my queen
Daenerys: *burns KL and innocent people*
Jon:
everyone in kingâs landing trying not to die
me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that iâve never seen
You deserve someone who actually gives a shit about you. Someone who doesnât just see you as an extension of themself. Someone who would actually be afraid to lose you. Donât let anyone else make you believe otherwise.
âA lot of people are afraid of snakes. Not me. All the snakes are very nice. The snakes are an ancestral symbol of wisdom. Many divinities were associated with snakes. The God of health has two snakes; you see them on the pharmacistsâ signs. Itâs also well known that the most prevalent paranoia is the fear of snakes. Cats come second, and then spiders. The snake is also the symbol of eternity and renewal.â
Margaret Atwood, from âTwo Solicitudes,â orginally published c. 1998
me: okay, thatâs enough. i canât live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves
the world: ok here is an Opportunity
me:
stranger whom i met an hour before who just told me all they business: idk what it is about you but i just feel so comfortable talking to you
me:Â
when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u
Dylan OâBrien singing Let It Go so you can save it to your camera roll and watch it whenever youâre sad.
Why would anyone want to consume it!?
I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how itâs used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount Iâm holding can lead to suffocation or even death. Itâs found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.
We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers donât even have to disclose their use of it in their products.
My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.
Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is thatâŚ.when I am thirstyâŚthere is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.
I. Fucking. Love. This.
This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.
may our education be stronger than fake news
Amen.
To those who donât get it:
âDihydrogen monoxideâ is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.
another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work
yup. thatâs a higher number alright.
âEveryone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has diedâ