[dogpuppy]

[queerofthedagger]

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[clytemnestraaa]

wait ppl think ilya thinks shane and rose are like so happy together? i don't think ilya thinks that. i think ilya knows damn well shane is gay and having a terrible time. what's causing the crash-and-burn isn't ilya thinking "shane is so happy with this other person," it's ilya thinking "i am so worthless and have so little to offer that shane would rather spend his life being miserable with than be with me"

[actuallysara]

From the Heated Rivalry soundtrack vinyl

[targetedknowledge]

[firstprinced]

some giddy ilya for 🩷 rae @blushingrozy 🩷 #neverinlifehasheblushed

[serethereal]

im just not attracted to anyone or anything ever. until i am.

[toskarin]

doing the "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" thing in a catholic country making it somewhat unclear what I'm getting at

[maniculum]

Trying to parse whether this reblog is making:

An extremely inaccurate assumption about how widespread witch trials were in the early modern period

An extremely specific point about the prevalence of different execution methods (most accused witches in Britain were hanged, not burnt)

A radical claim about the ontology of nations (technically the “United Kingdom” wasn’t created until the 1800 Acts of Union, therefore nothing prior to that date happened “in the UK”)

[toskarin]

this is an excellent question but your phone may have a concussion

[small-bambi]

Harrison Wood Hsiang

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[oozins]

from “thinking about old jobs” by robert bly, morning poems (1997)

[oozins]

[amandla]

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[darlingofdots]

In the background of the video clip, posted by a fan at the hotel breakfast just before Christmas 2018, Shane Hollander is talking on the phone. He looks tired but he's smiling, pushing scrambled eggs around his plate with a fork. "I saw, baby," he says. "No, definitely, no way that was slashing, I'm with you. You'll get them next time, though. Beautiful goal you got in the first, that was so fucking sexy. I can't wait to see you tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Love you."

Which leads to a bit of an uproar because omg Shane Hollander has a girlfriend?? who plays hockey???? that's so on brand for him like. okay who was playing last night and got a goal in the first period, we need to find the woman who has Shane Hollander crooning into his phone like a lovestruck teenager. and the consensus lands on an unsuspecting and entirely unrelated CWHL forward who has never even been in the same city as Shane but the Internet is running with the story and there's journalists harassing her and Shane has to get his agent to call her agent so he can apologise for this mess and she's like, dude, I know it's not your fault, but Shane feels so fucking bad about it, you know?

And unfortunately it doesn't really let up as quickly as they thought because it's right before Christmas and isn't this a great story, fucking Hallmark movie shit, so a very unimpressed Leila (her name is Leila) has to look a reporter in the eye after her team just played a really good fucking game of hockey and everybody wants to talk to her about some fucking guy, you know? so she looks him in the eye and says, no, I am not dating Shane Hollander, I have never dated Shane Hollander, I will never date Shane Hollander, I am literally a lesbian. I have a whole-ass girlfriend. She plays for the Blades.

And Shane Hollander is so consumed by jealousy he almost chokes.

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[octopi-3]