CAW, MOTHERCLUCKER.

Just a silly little parody RP blog. Read my Rules or Perish.

[little-grey-crow]

"When the trains are wrecking, the crows shall feast, and the eatings are good! CAW!"

[little-grey-crow]

where's my five dollars, beast?

"I swallowed it. Oops. Come back in 1 - 2 business days if you still want it then."

[little-grey-crow]

Squawks. "Don't fuck with me motherclucker or I'll curse your buttons and shove them down your throat just like Mrs. Ganush would have wanted!"

[little-grey-crow]

In the hollow between, you find the venom in me ♪ Rip my world apart ♪ In the sorrow beneath, you find the devil in me ♪

Life falls to grey, hope of the hopeless ♪ And now, only dust remain ♪ Tear my head apart ♪ A broken life has left me born to burn ♪

[little-grey-crow]

"I have been informed that my problem is that I should stop being nice to people and go apeshit. Alas... I am a bird, and my arms are frail and weak. Not fit for bludgeoning like a gorilla."

"THEREFORE: HENCEFORTH, I SHALL BE POOPING ON ROOFTOPS AND CARS. May you always arrive to work with a white smear on your hood, and may it always be dry and crusty and damage your paint job. THAT IS ALL."

[little-grey-crow]

@whlteflag

he'll take a few off of your hands. he's got two hungry mouths to feed back home and he's obviously very poor. : (

"I'm sorry sir but these ingredients come from a shady source and must be poison checked. Therefore, I must consume them."

OM-NOM-NOM-NOM. THERE THEY GO, DOWN HIS GULLET.

"Hmm... NOT poisoned, in my professional opinion! Good to know!"

[little-grey-crow]

"FREE BURGERS ACQUIRED!"

[roygonebye-deactivated20260323]

Squawcks and drums his claws together. "If YOU do not want it, then perhaps I may partake... I am already dead inside so these mystery ingredients cannot harm me and my superior corvid constitution. Simple!"

"Please, by all means take them off my hands." He doesn't want them.

@little-grey-crow

[little-grey-crow]

{--Yeah hi I remember this blog exists sometimes alfkadsl;fa--}

[little-grey-crow]

"HAH!"

"Amateurs!"

"You eat a whole jar of mayonnaise to assert dominance! I eat the mayonnaise and then chase it down with an entire 80 fluid ounces of pure pickle liquids just for the enjoyment of it! You are beings of water but I am 80% VINEGAR!"

[little-grey-crow]

"Shitake is definitely the correct designation, for it is a truly shit take to think that mushrooms should be eaten, as the kids would say."

[little-grey-crow]

"The best part about having no eyes is you can shove your entire face inside the jumbo pickle jar and not go blind!"

[starsburned-a1]

Just stares in silence. He likes crows but he's not sure how to feel about this one.

"I don't like this trade. Maybe we can make a different deal instead?"

[little-grey-crow]

Drums his claws together, thinking about it for a long stretch of silence before squawking:

"And just WHAT offering do you have for me that's better than fresh spare ribs?"

[little-grey-crow]

@starsburned || continued ;;

Strokes his beak and rattles what might be a hum of thought.

"An acceptable trade... but it seems like that day is coming sooner than later!" And he seems entirely elated by that.

[starsburned-a1]

"Mmm... spare ribs. I LOVE spare ribs! I hope you're going to grill them after the angry little red demon tenderizes you. Do I get a taste?" @ Dazai

LITTLE-GREY-CROW PULLED DAZAI FROM THE FIRE.

He has no fucking clue what he's looking at but-- "I would prefer if my ribs stayed inside of my body, but should there ever come a day where that isn't the case... I'll get in contact with you?"

[little-grey-crow]

First weretigers and weird octopus men and now there's a walking, talking bird... man... thing. He doesn't think it's an ability either, so maybe he and octopus are related. Pale eyes do a once over before he breathes out something of an amused huff. Well, things just got a lot weirder around here, but at least this one is mostly normal sized. Mostly being the keyword. He heard hail something, but Chuuya Nakahara is not saying that. "Fresh meat, huh? Wel... Shitty Dazai's gonna have a field day trying to break you. Good luck."

His head tips at the funny little man just as one might expect from something that looks so bird-like, clicking his beak twice to mean... who knows what it means?

Turning his head right-side-up again, he squawks in one great burst, "I like your hat!"

[little-grey-crow]

There is no way in the century to come for Road to ever say something as silly as Hail Crow-Lord!, especially not to this being who doesn't seem to understand that she is way above him! Instead, she just stares at him. "Hey, how about I open you up?" It is asked with a smile on her face. She is being serious.

Ponders that for a long moment.

And another moment more.

"YOU MAY TRY BUT I AM STINKY INSIDE AND NOT GOOD WITH KETCHUP."