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Can’t stay mad at the little jellies
What if they had to do paperwork?
(Unlike the other comics this doesn't actually happen in any of the games I'm just a fan of how dumb they all are)
"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time
also i know what i want. i know the risks. everything has risk. i am already living! why am i living half a life because of what YOU fear? stop talking down to transsexuals
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
You guys @ me with every transit post under the sun but forget to tell me about this amazing post, how could you. Anyways fuck General Motors, the US once had the most expansive and used transit in the world and our health both physical and mental, as well as the physical environment and our communities were all better off for it but we tore that whole system out for the profit of a few car companies. Luckily we can try to get back to where we once were
Well, that was a wild ride.
Keke Palmer as Emerald Haywood in NOPE (2022), dir. Jordan Peele
underrated threesome dynamic of herding dog x lamb x wolf
it's about being caught between the grip of somebody who wants to protect you and somebody who wants to devour you and knowing that what they both share is a desire to possess you in your entirety btw
needneedneedneed
If you have the kind of dysphoria that I do, you might be unsure if you "should" transition in some way because you aren't that dysphoric, so obviously, that aspect of transition isn't really a need.
If an example would make this clearer, for the longest, I repressed my desire for bottom surgery because it wasn't like I was that dysphoric about it, so, do I need it? I think what helped me make up my mind was realizing that, even if it was infrequent, when I was dysphoric about that, it overtook every thought in my mind for hours upon hours - it ate me alive. This is something that's usually in the back of my mind, but it's not an immediate emergency. It felt like my check engine light was on - sure, you should pop the hood, but it isn't blinking, so you can still drive, technically.
I think a lot of people internalize this idea that dysphoria should only be addressed when it is an immediate life-or-death level threat to your livelihood. That attitude can be counterintuitive because it can contribute to the idea above, that you don't "deserve" care because it doesn't feel that bad. I wonder how much of this is influenced by the idea that trans people should be kept away, only acknowledged when one must acknowledge us.
If you find yourself thinking that it isn't "that bad," maybe that's a sign to look into that aspect of transition deeper. Do you think it isn't important because you do not want to transition in that way (which is fine), or are you trying to justify not being able to access that transition aspect, in essence trying to put a bandaid on your dysphoria so it hurts a little less?
You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.
For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:
Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning
Don’t fuck with flamingos
….. Didn’t know most of that
Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.
Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.
American flamingos just drink that shit
(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.
When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.
It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:
Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.
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Flamingos can survive in high altitudes, hypersaline conditions, and caustic lakes.
Source: ‘All flamingo species have evolved to live in some of the planet’s most extreme wetlands, like caustic “soda lakes”, hypersaline lagoons or high-altitude salt flats.’
They can survive water so alkaline it burns human skin.
Source: ‘More than a million lesser flamingos breed in Tanzania’s Lake Natron, for instance, a lake fed by hot springs with water so alkaline that it can strip away human skin (one pioneering flamingo researcher named Leslie Brown spent months in Nairobi General Hospital after burning his legs wading out to observe where the birds nested).’
They can drink water at near-boiling temperatures.
Source: ‘They can drink water at near boiling point to collect freshwater from springs and geysers at lake edges. If no freshwater is available, flamingos can use glands in their head that remove salt, draining it out from their nasal cavity.’
The lakes they inhabit can freeze overnight, and the flamingos can survive once it thaws in the morning.
Source: ‘The birds may seem to epitomize the tropics, but they also live in the Andes, 15,000 feet above sea level, where they rest on lakes that freeze around them overnight.
“You’ll see them sitting there like snowballs, frozen on ice,” Dr. Arengo said. “And as the temperature warms up, they thaw out, fluff themselves up and go about their business.”’
The photo is indeed from Lake Natron, taken by photographer Nick Brandt. The content of the lake chemically preserves animal corpses that die there. You can see more photos of this here.
It is also true that 75% of Lesser Flamingos are hatches on Lake Natron.
Source: ‘The lake’s landscape is surreal and deadly—and made even more bizarre by the fact that it’s the place where nearly 75 percent of the world’s lesser flamingos are born.’
Some species of Flamingo eat cyanobacteria or algae.
Source: ‘Flamingos have very specialised diets. And their food is responsible for their famous pink colouration. The two species in Planet Earth II eat a lot of floating microscopic algae, which contains carotenoid pigments, the same types of chemical that make carrots orange. These pigments turn their feathers pink, orange and red – without them, flamingos would be white.’
[ID. Two photos. First is of a dead flamingo stood up in Lake Natron. It is a rigid grey corpse still losing its feathers with the vertebrae of its long neck exposed, reflected in the surface of the lake. The sky behind it and in the water’s surface is also in greyscale. The scene is desolate.
The second is of live flamingos in Lake Natron. Dozens of healthy, pink-feathered adults stand in the hypersalinated water of the lake, as many flamingo chicks run around them, fuzzy, grey and flamingo’s knee height. The lake blurs into pink and grey on the horizon, an uncountably large flock of flamingos in its waters. End ID.]
Polish soldier Jan Grzybek drinking from a stream with his horse By: Unknown photographer 1970s
Thinking about how fun it would be if I could discreetly increase my trans masc friend's T dose or use some kind of growth formula on him, especially if it means an even higher libido and more bottom growth for him... Just adding it to the lube he uses while rubbing his tdick, loving the thought of him noticing how thick and swollen it gets...
Intentionally grinding him against things and frotting his cock through my wet cunt when we're out and I need to slide past him, feeling it push against my clit and inside me a little more each time
Seeing him flushed and horny as I tease him 'unconsciously', showing off my tits, getting my nipples hard where he can see them, bending over so he can see my ass or even occasionally my pussy (when I 'forget' to wear underwear), making these needy noises... complimenting him, grabbing his arm and thighs when we're sitting together and he says something funny or cool
I want to see his tdick fucking twitch and press against his underwear when we're hanging out watching a movie and I joke about how good I am at giving head
He's just stuck in this horny haze of lust, libido skyrocketing as I seduce him until I finally get to see all my hard work pay off
'Fuck, you're so big now... omg it looks so hard, does it hurt?'
'... Do you want me to help? I mean... It looks so yummy, what a nice treat.'
Licking my lips as I kneel between his thighs, smiling up at him, top pulled down under my tits.
'You're so fucking sexy when you're hard like this. Don't worry-- you can be as rough with me as you like. Mmm. I love being a slut for you, honey. Your cock is twitching!'
Pressing my lips around it, sucking that length inside my mouth, tongue swirling lewdly around the head, letting myself get lost in the pleasure of going down on him
Drooling, finally grabbing one of his hands so he stops holding onto the couch and shoving it in my hair, pushing him to shove me down onto his tdick as roughly as he can so he can use my mouth like a fleshlight the way it's supposed to be used
Pulling off him with my face absolutely dripping, his cock even more swollen, as I push my fat tits together around him and see if I can get him off from a tit job-- hasn't failed yet!
Konig x Reader: Fucking You to Sleep
All credit goes to @legitchase for this lovely idea! I had so much fun writing this, please send me requests if yall want to see more!!!
Summary: from @legitchase
"Ok ok hear me out new COD MEN idea
You and your cod man, you two came from a mission he is still sort of energetic while you are really exhausted.
As you two lay in bed he softly grinds against your ass so you gave him permission to fuck into you softly as you went to sleep, making little moans in you sleep as you man makes you feel so great while drifting off to sleep"
Warnings: smut, somewhat somnophilia but consensual, fingering, slight edging, p in v, size kink, stomach bulge, google-translate German, writer never played COD :(
könig x fem!reader
cw: size kink, belly bulge, p in v, clit slaps (one)
NSFT ✩ MINORS DNI (18+ ONLY)
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königs fingers are digging into your hips as he lays his cock flat against your belly. the tip reaching your belly button and there’s a soft, feral, look in his eyes as he sees how deep he’s going to be inside you.
“look at that, liebling. you sure you’re going to be able to take me?”
könig revels in the way you start to squirm underneath him, eyes dazed and utterly frustrated as you try to rock your hips up and down. wanting to feel his thick cock slide through your puffy folds. but he’s quick to pin your hips to the bed, frowning down at you before delivering a soft spank to your clit.
it’s enough to have you stop but you’re panting and gripping the sheets as könig taps his cock teasingly on your belly. slowly, devastatingly slow, he begins to drag his cock down to your clit.
giving a few thrust against the sensitive nub as you mewl and writhe beneath him. running his shaft between your folds to cover himself in your slick before dragging the head of his cock between your lips.
stopping right before your entrance as he laughs down at you, gently thrusting forward to sink himself into you.
his hips give shallow, teasing thrust as your fingers are gripping on his wrist as you cry out, “könig-”
you can’t tell if it’s a threat or a plea, desperate as you try to sink yourself further onto his cock. his thick fingers grip at your thighs and push them further apart as his eyes glue to your belly. sinking fully into you as you cry out desperately. you felt so full.
your body jolting as könig’s fingers landed on your belly, tracing the bulge that had appeared. “taking my cock so well, engel.”
his fingers pressed down onto your stomach, your eyes rolling back as your cunt tightened around him. feeling every inch of him pressed inside you. your mind dizzy with pleasure as he began to thrust into you harder.
grinding his pelvis against your clit each time he sunk into you once more. könig couldn’t help but marvel at how small you were compared to him, and how good you were for him.
the bulge appearing and disappearing with each slow thrust, his calloused thumb rubbing slow circles onto your swollen clit. drilling himself into you until all you feel is hot white pleasure coiling through your belly.
tightening around his cock as your body trembles and convulses under his. könig’s grunts filling your ears as his cock pulses deep inside you. grinding into you as his come fills you.
your both breathless as he collapses on top of you. the air being pushed out of your lungs as he tucks his face into your neck.
“did so good for me, baby. you always do.”
i feel like one of the weirdest realizations you (or at least i) eventually have a few years into transitioning and being mostly around other trans people, is that moment where u notice that like ur brains mapping of like specific voices to specific genders is just kinda gone. like it rly is just all social constructs programmed into u by society, and living outside societies idea of gender just kinda melts that shit away, and it's not just voices, like other traditionally gendered attributes also suddenly don't matter anymore*
*except for myself of course, i am obviously totally failing at being a girl but everyone is doing it perfectly, dysphoria is so awesome lmao
the real deep message here btw isn't just about gender, but about the general ability of the human brain to shed off bad socialization and habits if we change the environment we're in for the better and i feel like that's massive
if someone could eat me out & finger me until i melt into the bed then pet my head as i lie on their chest until i fall asleep, that would be v fucking neato.