lex the cryptid

hhhhnnggg flowers, grime, blood, dirt and memes | 20 abt me

[zombiebisque]

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

come get ur boy he just said flabbergasted in front of the hoes

[deolah]

[pressuregauge]

[lilacandladybugs]

love logging on to Tumblr dot com and liking everyone's journal entries

[nazumichi]

guy in a fist fight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time

[prokopetz]

Prog rock songs are like nine minutes of Legend of Zelda dungeon music followed by ninety second of some guy shouting into a microphone because apparently all that was just the intro, and honestly, that’s like the ideal form of art.

[kanafeh]

the tiktok about Lin Manuel Miranda fighting for his life to be casted in encanto

[kanafeh]

[dw]

blocking isnt enough i need to place a curse

[hdot-mokoriri]

My weight is 1g.

僕の重さは1gだよ

[radiofreeslowzone]

cant stop thinking about this. his weight is 1g.

[shifting-motives]

[foxy-alien]

😔 is a gateway drug into using emojis fulltime

[frawgs]

this is the only post to exist

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

[vomitpartyart]

you have entered.. the scary door

[vomitpartyart]

inspired by this classic

[evilvillain123456789]

people on tiktok are stealing your posts

literally and now im destitute and i have to kill myself and my children and elderly parents and cats and dogs