Polk-A-Dot Shorts

Derek Hale af. Dragon Age Trash. Critical Role Enthusiast. Bisexual Cis-Woman. She/Her. This is a multi-fandom blog. My hobbies include faking it until I make it. Icon edit: blacklionshiro

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[thewhalelord]

Happy Pride from everyone’s favorite dead bird rat familiar

[tundrakatiebean]

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

[nene10-01-deactivated20230806]

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

[valtsv]

sorry i left my humanity behind when i came back from the dead do you still think i'm hot

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tired-gay-bean]

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

[sandersstudies]

Somebody tell Hollywood I've found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

[serious-punched-deactivated2022]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[shadowpeople]

free soup

[annabellioncourt]

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

[bogleech]

I mean, that’s not wrong, we just eventually decided to start cataloging curses and naming them things like “amoebic dysentery”

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

Taika Waititi accepting his BAFTA by saying that it's nice to come from a colony to Britain and steal some of their gold and bring it back to where it belongs is a level of iconic behavior that is unparalleled

[staffs-secret-blog]

Oh my god I got an email from staff

[staffs-secret-blog]

Yeah okay this is fair

[thatcupidmf]

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

[galactic-polywag]

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme

[sleepy-bebby]

[should-be-sleeping]

Girl's night!

[grox]

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

[vixvigil]

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

[huffylemon]

get ready everyone

[bigdumps]