Haiii I’m Chaos! :D I’m a flip, I’m currently a caregiver n im an age dreamer :3 This is gonna be my blog where I post when I wanna be lil n stuff, an I’d love to make friends!! If u know me from my main blog @/the-depressed-comedic-relief uhh jus don be mean pls :<
I rlly like tf2, scout mainly hehe :3 I relate to BLU scout n think he’s cool I might make tf2 agere stuff but idk :P
Also like dps, esp Charlie :3
Also like Pete from the cbs ghosts! Pete’s my fictional papa ehe
I rlly like dinos n science!!!
My tags :3
-#blu boi talkin - my posts
-#blu boi reblogs - my reblogs
-#blu boi answers -asks
-#blu boi made somthin - art/edits
AGE REGRESSION/PET REGRESSION IS NOT A KINK, IT IS A COPING MECHANISM
A long list of (TF2) things to do while regressed:
Games:
-> for older kids / high complex games
overtime — an undertale inspired rpg where you play as miss pauling trying to defeat the mann brothers
midnight mercenaries — play as all the classes in a top down pixel action game fighting enemies and clearing rooms
five nights at heavy’s — a fnaf inspired horror game where instead of looking out for animatronics, you are being pursued by heavy
tf arcade — a side scroll pixel beat-em-up game based on tf2 where you can play as all classes going through levels and eventually fighting a boss
-> medium complexity games
engineer attack — play as engineer fighting and building sentries against blue crabs
rocketjump — play as soldier rocket jumping around obstacles, collecting hats, and hitting checkpoints
tf2dle — guess the weapon given a random stat, each guess unlocks more info
wanted mercs — search for each merc in a sea of mercenaries
scout: a 2fort tale — a text based game where you play as scout trying to capture the intel
team fort 2000 — a wip jrpg where you build a team of mercs and fight enemies
-> for all ages / low complex games
meet the spy: rpg — rpg based on meet the spy, trying to breach the red team’s defense
scouttasturvat — play controlling scout trying to ragdoll and get as many points as possible
flappy pootis — play a game inspired by flappy bird where you are a pootis heavy
heavy vs spy — play a heavy trying to dodge spy backstabs
sandvich maker — try to build the tallest sandvich in a stacking game with pyro and heavy
spycrebs — play as heavy trying to catch spy crabs between his fingers
ducky sorter — sort ducks into their team colours
spy in dress — a dressup game of spy in different dresses
coin stim toy — just a game to play with the tf2 coin
sfms videos:
-> 30min+
the fedora chronicles — a multi part series where red team try to cap the blu team’s intel, unfortunately, a bigger scheme is revealed while they are trying
burning through space & burning through space 2 — after a mishap with a robot, pyro is sent to space and meets some new friends, has some trouble, and eventually makes it home
-> 5min+
expiration date — whatever you do, don’t teleport bread
end of the line — is it the end of the line for red team?
mind games — engineer makes a new machine and asks scout to helps him test it, this turns out to be a bad idea
australian christmas miracle — demoman and scout anger australians, sending them on an intense adventure
rise of the epic scout — blu scout is forced to face the red team alone after his team disappoints
food heist — the blu team has no lunch.. the only option is to steal the red team’s food
mayann project — the blu team goes on a mission to find the lost idol
mechanical mishaps — the blu spy runs into some issues while trying to sap the red engineer’s devices
-> 5min or less
it’s play time — baby spy, heavy, and scout have an adventurous playtime
jewel escapade — spy and heavy try to pull off a heist
turbulence — scout, spy, heavy, and soldier compete for who can land their plane
mann swap — heavy and scout try to take a teleporter at the same time, it makes an issue for the both of them
practical problems — the engineers have a duel that gets out of hand
lil guardian pyro — a mini pyro doll is left to watch over engineer’s sentry and keep it safe
baby trouble — scout’s adventure of taking care of baby heavy
animations & comic dubs:
-> 30min+
lil pootis — follows scout’s bird, pootis, and his adventures
-> 5min+
silly spy — blu spy causes mayhem for the red team
-> 5min or less
engineer’s birthday — the engineer has a good birthday with cake and a gift
medical maladies — the red team has their annual checkups
comics:
the showdown — heavy goes to see the administrator
the contract — miss pauling goes to saxton hale looking for better weapons for the mercs
bombinomicon — contains one swear the mercs give out candy and demoman tells a ghost story
sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you — hurt comfort: regressed!reader, regressed!pyro, caregiver!engineer.
nicht der doktor heute — hurt comfort: regressed!medic, caregiver!heavy
bad dream — hurt comfort: regressed!heavy, caregiver!medic
trying instead of being absent — caregiver!spy, little!scout
a baby found in battle — hurt comfort: caregiver!red scout, little!blu scout
misc:
loadout.tf — lets you test your own cosmetic loadouts, including going over the 3 maximum in game
worksheets
alright that is all! there is more out there than what is listed of course but i thought these were good. if you have any questions feel free to ask :-)
🐝 age appropriate? no! date everything is a game rated at M (mature 17+) due to content such as sexual themes, strong language, drug references, partial nudity and more. there is a content aware option though it focuses on the more extreme content (such as abuse) and there is some unavoidable mature content and characters! i recommend checking any warnings before playing and remember, it's always okay to turn something off if it isn't for you!!
🍯 rqd by: anon! <3
🌻 note: hear me out... jean loo makes a song about potty training...
caregiver jean loo with one of those baby karaoke microphones (yk the ones with horrible quality that come with small speakers)
he hypes up the regressor’s babbling when it’s their turn to perform but, really, he bought it for himself and it’s a lot of him doing really bad (re: excellent) remixes of disney songs or kidz bop covers
he gets a kids dj table to go with it and just does little performances at the request of his regressor 🥺🥺 even if the request is to go around and challenge random people to freestyle rap battles and karaoke competitions where the regressor is the judge and always says jean loo wins no matter what he does
Age Regressor Jean Loo headcanons +how he discovered his regression!
Insanely self indulgent and may be ooc (but isn't all agere?).
TWs: being a ashamed of regression, crying, self esteem issues, Jealousy, Rebel??? they're super nice here and no adult topics are brought up but might as well put this here since a lot of people are uncomfortable with them.
for requests read this
🩵-Jean did not like regression at all at the beginning, Johnny was the first one to openly regress in the bathroom and everyone was super supportive of him ofc.
🩵-Jean always stared at Johnny weirdly when he's little and they're in the same vicinity. People called him out on it at some point because they thought he was being mean to Johnny.
🩵-Jean himself wasn't sure why he was so mad when he saw Johnny playing with toys or having a paci in his mouth, his anger increased when he saw Johnny with a caregiver.
🩵-Jean decided that he just found it cringy! That's it, he just didn't like babies or adults that act like babies.
🩵-One of Johnny's pacis went missing one day, which was weird because neither bathrooms were big enough for something to go missing in them.
🩵-Jean stole it because he wanted to see what the hype could possibly be about, that's it. not because he was so upset at times and wanted someone to take care of him, and not because he didn't have any kind of self soothing method. nope. none of that.
🩵-Johnny really wanted his paci his back, and Rebel - being the smart ducky they are - suspected that Jean had something to do with the missing pacifier. They visited Jean in his room and the first drawer they opened had the paci.
🩵-as Rebel was scolding Jean for stealing the paci because they assumed he wanted to bother Johnny, when Jean broke down crying, Rebel realized that that wasn't the case…
🩵-After a long conversation (sobbing with random words in the middle) with Rebel, Jean had to accept the help, Jean didn't want to be a regressor in the first place because babies are stupid according to him, they needed someone to do everything for them and constant coddling and they always cried.
🩵-Rebel got Jean a paci of his own and a plushie (from Teddy), they didn't know what else Jean needed, he never communicated his needs.
🩵-Rebel is not a caregiver, they're an older sibling sometimes when they're also regressed, and maybe a babysitter but that's it, they don't know how to take care of a baby.
🩵-Jean wanted Rebel with him at all times, after that crying session he became very attached to the ducky when he regressed.
🩵-So it was him, Johnny, Amir and Rebel. He only allowed himself to regress when Johnny is tiny too because that's convenient.
🩵-Amir found it a good idea for them to regress together anyway because Johnny had so many toys (spoiled!!!/aff) that Jean could play with and if something goes wrong then Amir could help.
🩵-Jean loves being cradled…Amir cradled him once when he was sleepy and refused to get off (not that Amir minded)
🩵-He also loves almond milk with honey fed to him with a bottle, by either rebel or Amir or even he could drink it by himself when he's feeling extra independent.
🩵-Rebel STAYS. Even if he's not in their arms (wings?) or talking to them he has to have them nearby otherwise he will cry and maybe even push down his regression.
🩵-Doesn't like sitting near Johnny when he's playing, he feels like there's a comparison being made between them (this guy has terrible self esteem issues)
🩵-Still, Johnny tries to play with him. He gives in, they're friends :3
🩵-Doesn’t communicate what's bothering him, and he can't mask his emotions so everyone has to pry an explanation out of a very grumpy baby.
🩵-If he's not a baby he's a middle (teen) regressor
🩵-Enjoys drawing with crayons a lot, he's always drawing his friends.
🩵-The plushie Rebel got him is a blue bunny that he named “Ocean”
🩵-Loves regressing with Tyrell, he draws fish and Tyrell makes them towel buddies, they both love watching octonauts together, Tyrell is an older regressor than Jean, he watches over him when the others are busy.
🐝 age appropriate? no! date everything is a game rated at M (mature 17+) due to content such as sexual themes, strong language, drug references, partial nudity and more. there is a content aware option though it focuses on the more extreme content (such as abuse) and there is some unavoidable mature content and characters! i recommend checking any warnings before playing and remember, it's always okay to turn something off if it isn't for you!!
🍯 rqd by: no one! <3
🌻 note: his little missing tooth :( that's my little boy, guys!! i need to baby him and read him bed time stories; someone please take this wild child to an indoor play place, he would thrive - also if he was an animal regressor, he'd so be a goat... it just feels right, he 100% head butts people and chews on their clothing
HAHAIII!!! okay I absolutely love the agere date everything stuff you have written so far, could I purrchance request caregiver johnny splash headcanons with a girly, vintage loving little? :3 /nf TYSM IF YOU DO!! ♡♡♡♡
Hello hello!! This ask is so sweet, I hope you enjoy!
💙: Loves having you sing with him! Doesn't matter if you're good at it or not, he thinks you sound like an angel. Got a different passion? He's your number one fan and supporter! Definitely makes you give him your autograph
💙: The Proudest Papa you ever will meet! Brags about you to anyone who will listen, even over the littlest things. You give him a crayon doodle of you two together and he's ranting about how he has the next Van Gogh
💙: Will do your hair up in cute styles if you let him, his favorite is bows because you just look so gosh darn precious! The first time he tried it was a bit of a disaster but Amir swooped in and saved the day, now Johny is a pro! (Makeovers with Barry's help too!! You'll feel like a royal after so much pampering)
💙: Gently strict about manners, at least please and thank you! Won't ever really tell you off, but will softly remind you if you forget a please when asking for something "missing something there darlin'? There ya go, that's my buttercup!"
💙: Sets up afternoons of watching old Hanna-Barbera cartoons and other classics together! Johny always makes sure there's milkshakes or ice cream sundaes for desert
💙: Reluctant Uncle Jean Loo,, has to catch himself so he doesn't curse in front of you and get an earful from your papa about what language is appropriate for babies to hear (would coach you into saying a bad word just to hear Johny sputter). He is actually a good babysitter when he wants to be, loves making you giggle even if he'll act offended that you're laughing at him
(Bubble dividers made by the talented @/saradika-graphics!)
↱ rambunctious as he was as a kid, obsessed with baseball more than he typically is, big foodie when regressed, comfort eats mainly fastfood, regresses a lot without fully realizing whenever he visits home or sees his family for holidays, loves brightly coloured toys but is often too embarrassed to buy himself toys at all, puts bandages on himself even when not injured because it reminds him of being scraped up as a kid, crashes and regresses hard after difficult battles or missions, attached to motherly caregivers, loves outdoor activities like rollerskating and playing sports, tries to get into fights and is very childishly reckless, goes through photos of his big family and shows them off to his caregiver while rambling about his best memories and 'coolest moments', very lovey-dovey kid that gets clingy and emotional if his caregiver can't be with him
