Little Beepo

Evrybody mean to me :(

[piendmo]

I met little beepo at a party once you know. He was hiding in the cabinets eating ziplocks straight from the box and together we went and threw eggs and slime at the host because he wouldn’t let me pet his tapeworm

[littlebeepo1]

It’s true it’s true but piendmo forgets that I kept dropping my eggs whenI tried to throw them and then I slipped in the eggs and we had to ask the host to help me up because I was stuck in the slime and it took all of my hair away

Not my least favorite party but still

[emilynyaaa]

ough my head my brain why must you sick and evil and twisted towards me. so meal and gruel

[littlebeepo1]

My heart understn your plight

[thwrangis]

another miserable fucking day of just barely clinging onto my nasal virginity. brutal

[littlebeepo1]

Very sorry about whatever this means, the worl is cruel :(

[littlebeepo1]

One time I almost got a new disease named after me but they thought my name was too atupid so they didn’t wanna use it and they asked me what I wanted to call it but i think they thinked my idea was stupid too because they stopped mentioning it and avoided talking to me again until I left

[fryshrimp]

piendish is falling off tbh

[piendish]

I fell off the counter because I was trying to reach the cookie jar and I landed and pusted my asse.

[littlebeepo1]

Life is just bullynwing everbody all of the time I see

[littlebeepo1]

I smiled today

[littlebeepo1]

I used to play hide and seek a lot buy simce I didn’t have anyone to look for me I would basically wait until someone called me in as missing and the police found me

[littlebeepo1]

Anyways I set my personal record when after like four or five days a cougar found me and brought me to her cave and I thought that was great because I would totally get a new record but the next day I woke up in the woods again and realized she took my $14 I brought so I could get snacks from the gas station

So that sucked

After that I didn’t really know where I was so I wandered around for a while and took a nap until I was woken up in a hospital I’m told 5 days later

[littlebeepo1]

I stopped playing hide and seek after that because I didn’t think I could beat my record and also the police chief said if they heard I was missing again they weren’t gonna look

[littlebeepo1]

I used to play hide and seek a lot buy simce I didn’t have anyone to look for me I would basically wait until someone called me in as missing and the police found me

[littlebeepo1]

Anyways I set my personal record when after like four or five days a cougar found me and brought me to her cave and I thought that was great because I would totally get a new record but the next day I woke up in the woods again and realized she took my $14 I brought so I could get snacks from the gas station

So that sucked

After that I didn’t really know where I was so I wandered around for a while and took a nap until I was woken up in a hospital I’m told 5 days later

[littlebeepo1]

I used to play hide and seek a lot buy simce I didn’t have anyone to look for me I would basically wait until someone called me in as missing and the police found me

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[littlebeepo1]

I should have know magic wasn’t fucking real I wish I saw this before told my parents to get a magician for my birthday

[littlebeepo1]

I went on a dinner date recently and after we sat down my date just got on his phone and played some kind if Hatsune Milu game and every time I tried to talk to him he’d always say “shut up I’m trying to focus”

[littlebeepo1]

When we were ordering I bought really cheap pasta and he gave me a disappointed look until I also ordered filet mignon

[littlebeepo1]

He also told the waiter he wanted “plastic cutlery, just in case” and I didn’t know what he meant until I tried to ask about his Hatsune Miku game after 15 minutes of silence and he got visibly upset and slammed his phone down and told me “you just ruined my full combo I hate you I hate you I hate you” and then started flinging little pieces of food at me with a plastic fork for several minutes until the waitstaff asked us to leave

[littlebeepo1]

At tje end of it he refused to split the bill, paid for everything, didn’t tip, and then stuffed $20 into my pocket because “I looked like I needed it”

I tried to give the $20 to the waitress but she said she didn’t want it and I think it was because she pitied me

[littlebeepo1]

Not the worst date I’ve had though so can’t conplain

[littlebeepo1]

I went on a dinner date recently and after we sat down my date just got on his phone and played some kind if Hatsune Milu game and every time I tried to talk to him he’d always say “shut up I’m trying to focus”

[littlebeepo1]

When we were ordering I bought really cheap pasta and he gave me a disappointed look until I also ordered filet mignon

[littlebeepo1]

He also told the waiter he wanted “plastic cutlery, just in case” and I didn’t know what he meant until I tried to ask about his Hatsune Miku game after 15 minutes of silence and he got visibly upset and slammed his phone down and told me “you just ruined my full combo I hate you I hate you I hate you” and then started flinging little pieces of food at me with a plastic fork for several minutes until the waitstaff asked us to leave

[littlebeepo1]

At tje end of it he refused to split the bill, paid for everything, didn’t tip, and then stuffed $20 into my pocket because “I looked like I needed it”

I tried to give the $20 to the waitress but she said she didn’t want it and I think it was because she pitied me

[littlebeepo1]

I went on a dinner date recently and after we sat down my date just got on his phone and played some kind if Hatsune Milu game and every time I tried to talk to him he’d always say “shut up I’m trying to focus”

[littlebeepo1]

When we were ordering I bought really cheap pasta and he gave me a disappointed look until I also ordered filet mignon

[littlebeepo1]

He also told the waiter he wanted “plastic cutlery, just in case” and I didn’t know what he meant until I tried to ask about his Hatsune Miku game after 15 minutes of silence and he got visibly upset and slammed his phone down and told me “you just ruined my full combo I hate you I hate you I hate you” and then started flinging little pieces of food at me with a plastic fork for several minutes until the waitstaff asked us to leave

[littlebeepo1]

I went on a dinner date recently and after we sat down my date just got on his phone and played some kind if Hatsune Milu game and every time I tried to talk to him he’d always say “shut up I’m trying to focus”

[littlebeepo1]

When we were ordering I bought really cheap pasta and he gave me a disappointed look until I also ordered filet mignon

[littlebeepo1]

I went on a dinner date recently and after we sat down my date just got on his phone and played some kind if Hatsune Milu game and every time I tried to talk to him he’d always say “shut up I’m trying to focus”

[ryo-maybe]

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

[nifinof]

[littlebeepo1]

Never hope for anything

[littlebeepo1]

I tried to play in sandbox today but the other kids threw sand in my mouth and it reminded me of when I eater beach dirt myself when I was younger and then i cried because that was also when i was happier i hate you sand baby i fuki hate you