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What your favorite Commander colors say about you:

Mono-White: You haven’t had friends since 1999.

Mono-Blue: You play the min-maxed wizard in your Dungeons and Dragons group.

Mono-Black: You’re probably into BDSM or something.

Mono-Red: You listen to Eurobeat while you play Mario Kart.

Mono-Green: You’re an animal rights activist. You have definitely thought about fucking a tree.

Azorius: You haven’t had friends since 1999 and also you regularly get shoved into lockers.

Dimir: You’ve carefully built and maintained the extensive profile of an edgy Sonic the Hedgehog OC without telling anyone.

Izzet: Your taste in music consists of nothing but songs from the 1980′s and experimental theremin tracks.

Simic: Your favorite movie is The Shape of Water and everyone knows why.

Boros: You were one of the people who signed that petition to put the Robocop statue in Detroit.

Orzhov: You are very good at pretending to be rich on Tinder in order to get laid.

Selesnya: You own twenty Rasta hats and can tell the difference between each one at a glance alone. You have attended Burning Man every year since the 60′s.

Golgari: You regularly cook and eat roadkill.

Gruul: Your first fandom was Shrek.

Rakdos: hurt me daddy

Naya: You are obsessed with The Land Before Time.

Bant: Every inch of your living space has been power washed repeatedly and plated with three layers of chrome.

Esper: It is your goal in life to build the ultimate sex robot.

Grixis: You’re a dentist.

Jund: You’re a regular customer of Bad Dragon or equivalent.

Mardu: You have a framed pin-up poster of Genghis Khan hanging on your wall.

Jeskai: You like to astral project regularly.

Sultai: You call snakes ‘danger noodles’ whether they’re venomous or not.

Abzan: You have some kind of fetish for shrinking/growing. Mostly growing.

Temur: But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked…

Witch-Maw: You’re the asshole at the table who plays Atraxa.

Ink-Treader: You bless the rains down in Africa.

Dune-Brood: You hate sand. It’s all grainy, and it gets everywhere.

Glint-Eye: You ship the partner commanders together.

Yore-Tiller: You’ve written hot, steaming Tezerret/Ral Zarek fanfiction.

Five-Color: You don’t exist.

[dailyreshiram]

Reshi but in Animal Crossing. Collect ALL the Bells!

(Oh my gosh, i havent played animal crossing since the gamecube *.* i hope i did it somewhat right ^^’)

[littlebluberrybat]

Reshi is the richest person in town, but only because they refuse to spend ANY of their precious bells!

(Geez I didn’t even think if you had played it or not it was like 5am and my brain made the connection - Reshi wears a bell! Animal Crossing has bells!! GENIUS!!! Sorry for that! Still, are you kidding, there is no wrong there is only Reshi, lookit this fluffer <3 Thanks so much for answering!)

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[tigerwithasniper]

Reblog if you’re Team Mystic

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Ahh forgot to upload this!

commission <3

[littlebluberrybat]

aaaaa look at this tremendous nerd, I love~ Thank you so much Thorne you deep sea dweeb for commissioning for me.

[coloursfalllikesnow]

childe & sire

emil & zviad

[its-the-grineer]

Ayy, Vauban Prime Giveaway!

Hi!

I will be giving away 3 THAT’S RIGHT, 3 SETS of Vauban Prime once he’s out. Check down below to see the rules and how to enter the giveaway :)

Rule number the first! : You must play on PC to participate.

Zasada numer drugi!: You must reblog and like this post.

Regola numero il terzo!: You are only allowed to reblog once.

Regel Nummer der vierten!: You cannot own vauban prime.

The giveaway ends at 6PM CEST on May the 18th!

If you are the lucky winner I will message you through tumblr or any link you might have on your page!

And If you have any questions feel free to message me here on tumblr.

                  ^ Your reaction ^

                    v My reaction v

If anything happens concerning the giveaway I will either update or make a new post.

Vauban image shamelessly stolen borrowed from AGGP’s twitter. 

https://twitter.com/AGayGuyPlays

I also want to say is sorry to all my followers that I haven’t been super active for a couple of months now :I Had to deal with some personal stuff but I’m fine now! :D

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Get in on this Tenno!

~The Warframe blog can not and will not enter giveaways. We are here to promote~

[littlebluberrybat]

Holy crap. Okay. May as well try, the blocky balled bastard has enamoured me.

[littlebluberrybat]

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[elfgrandfather]

i have some Questions about vampire sex. if you have opinions or links that discuss this better, hit me up. this isn’t important at all but it’s just… something I wonder about… there’s some kind of gross ideas in this post so uh beware of that

Keep reading

[littlebluberrybat]

Ahahaha I have ANSWERS to vampire sex conundrums because I am a SINNER. First thing; all this information is from me and my group of pals playing a slightly modified version of Vampire: the Masquerade tabletop. In general, however, we all consider the lore put together to be the most accurate, sensible, and complete vampire lore.

Keep reading

[batking-lich]

That’s a really good explanation (probably the best tbh), but could I add on a few possibilities?

Keep reading

[elfgrandfather]

Oh my God I hadn’t thought about permaboners, but it could happen… what a pain in the ass that would be, ha ha, you’d just have to wear tracksuit bottoms at all times or like, break your dong in two just to live a life. Or you could be the weirdo walking around with a hard on, but that… that challenges the mental image of the mysterious and glamorous vampire a little.

Maybe it would depend on the vamp? I imagine most of them have different ‘symptoms’ of vampirism, where their powers and weaknesses differ. Zordaz the Immortal Hypnotist and his pal Gary the Dick Monster.

[littlebluberrybat]

Gary the Dick Monster is a majestic beast deserving of your respect, thank you. (Somebody stop me before I make up a flaw for perma-boner and make a new Nosferatu.)

Nah, though, in any context I can think of vampires seem to have control of the blood - Kindred in V:tM are indeed stated to be able to fully control their vitae. Erections actually are entirely discretional! 

Also, just a thought about the ‘Vampirism as a disease’ reply - while it’s possibly more scientifically rooted, it’s also almost entirely unsustainable. A lot of media seems a bit short-sighted on the effects that people dying or disappearing on a mass scale would have. Vampires are usually shown feeding at least once a week, and from the disease point of view there are two options - the person bit lives, and turns into a vampire themselves, or they get drained dry and die. In a more medieval setting it’s a bit more passable, people disappearing or turning up dead is somewhat expected, but in a modern setting people will very quickly take notice, especially as vampire numbers grow. Keep in mind, every feeding target that isn’t killed is now another mouth to feed, so to speak, and you start to see a cascade effect - the two vampires feed, don’t kill, there are now four mouths to feed; the two vampires feed, do kill, the amount of food available is more limited and people are up in arms, and etcetera.

This is where I think at least some amount of mysticism definitely has a place in Vampire lore. In V:tM a person can only very deliberately be turned - a mortal must be completely drained of their own blood, and then seeded with the turning vampire’s Vitae, which imparts the curse and proceeds to change their body.

Of course I don’t mean to step on anyone’s preferences or beliefs in their favoured lore, but I thought it might be worth bringing up for consideration. There are definite ways to make the disease aspect work, from low rates of transference, or deliberate transference, to having cures in place, but still.

[elfgrandfather]

i have some Questions about vampire sex. if you have opinions or links that discuss this better, hit me up. this isn’t important at all but it’s just… something I wonder about… there’s some kind of gross ideas in this post so uh beware of that

Keep reading

[littlebluberrybat]

Ahahaha I have ANSWERS to vampire sex conundrums because I am a SINNER. First thing; all this information is from me and my group of pals playing a slightly modified version of Vampire: the Masquerade tabletop. In general, however, we all consider the lore put together to be the most accurate, sensible, and complete vampire lore.

Keep reading

[batking-lich]

That’s a really good explanation (probably the best tbh), but could I add on a few possibilities?

Keep reading

[littlebluberrybat]

Well, when dealing with vampires it’s generally a safe place to assume some form of magic or other paranormal fuckery is involved. In the case of V:tM the blood (Vitae) that animates them is of ‘The Curse’ - of Caine, to be specific. (Although as a modern Vampire RP accounts of the true origin of the powers may vary.) So... basically magic, yeah. The Vitae powers just about everything, including the control and preservation of their own body.

[elfgrandfather]

i have some Questions about vampire sex. if you have opinions or links that discuss this better, hit me up. this isn’t important at all but it’s just… something I wonder about… there’s some kind of gross ideas in this post so uh beware of that

Keep reading

[littlebluberrybat]

Ahahaha I have ANSWERS to vampire sex conundrums because I am a SINNER. First thing; all this information is from me and my group of pals playing a slightly modified version of Vampire: the Masquerade tabletop. In general, however, we all consider the lore put together to be the most accurate, sensible, and complete vampire lore.

Generally, bodily fluids are self-maintained. Vampires have no need to regulate body temperature, so sweat is a non-issue, but other fluid such as saliva or even sclera couldn’t be blood else their entire cover be blown immediately. In game terms, all vampires spend a ‘blood point’ to wake up at dusk, and it’s generally considered that this blood - or more accurately, vitae (what vampires convert from blood and what fuels them as supernatural beings) is used for basic bodily maintenance. Blood is, after all, mostly water.

Saliva in particular is a necessity to have, as it’s used to seal shut the wounds created by feeding, once again to keep the veil of their existence covered. It’s unlikely vitae could perform the same function, and it would be a little silly to have vampires carrying around wet naps to wipe the blood-spit off the necks of their feeding targets in addition to everything else. Additionally, it would be very difficult for a vampire to speak if their mouth were always dry, and many rely on their charisma to find feeding targets in the first place.

The exception we have is tears - when vampires cry, it is generally as blood - crying is a more reactionary response, and excess fluid isn’t devoted to having the tear ducts warmed up and ready to go. Also, crying blood is metal as fuck.

And so finally that brings us to sex acts, which fit into a similar ruling as many of the other things mentioned. Vitae is what keeps the otherwise dead body animated, but as such it can be used to ‘Use’ various bodily functions in much the same way as nightly autonomous maintenance. Many vampires have specific disciplines used to over-charge particular physical attributes (Potence is used to boost their raw physical strength, Celerity their speed and reaction time, etcetera) but even those that don’t can utilise the ‘basic’ functions of their bodies. If a vampire really wanted to sweat, they could spool up the so-called systems that dictate that, the power of their vitae both fueling the action as well as converting into the water to be used up. The same goes for their sexual functions, a vampire with testicles can start up and produce seminal fluid - and although they’re very much infertile, they can create a convincing show. The same goes for vampires possessing vaginas, should they wish to produce secretions so that things go, ah.. smoothly. 

The last thing to mention is that some vampires forgo sex entirely, as the sensation created by ‘The Kiss’ (AKA biting someone) is likened to sexual relations. Of course, many naturally want to keep banging - and hell, some will use it as a method to gain more feeding targets.

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I was trying to get a shiny Zorua but instead ended up with nearly 700 Zorua puppies.  Honestly I don’t even consider that a huge loss, and my only regret is that I cannot play with my 690 Zorua in Pokemon Amie all at the same time.

I don’t let any puppy go without a name, so I nicknamed every single one of them.  There’s Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pinky, Brain, Dexter, Douglas, Cosgrove, Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Onua, Pohatu, Gali, Balto, Thor, Loki, Cap, Bruce, Banner, Tony, Stark, Clint, Barton, Nick, Fury, Phil, Coulson, Natalia, Romanova, Ylvis, Urheim, Vegard, Yugi, Yuki, Yusei, Yuma, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, Geromy, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Zuko, Gipsy, Danger, Cherno, Alpha, Striker, Eureka, Crimson, Typhoon, Coyote, Tango, Tacit, Ronin, Romeo, Blue, Brawler, Yukon, Horizon, Brave, Diablo, Intercept, Chrome, Brutus, Rza, Gza, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface, Inspectah, U-God, Masta Fetcha, Cappadonna, Ol’ Cuddly, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, Venus, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Mozilla, Google, Opera, Safari, Explorer, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Calvin, Hobbes, Turner, Hooch, Starsky, Hutch, Murtaugh, Riggs, Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Itchy, Doze, Trace, Clover, Fin, Die, Crowbar, Snowman, Stitch, Sawbuck, Matchsticks, Eggs, Biscuits, Quarters, Cans, Doc, Pound, Blanko, Bang, Bupkus, Nawt, Jordan, Barkley, Ewing, Bradley, Johnson, Bogues, Slick, Droog, Boxcars, Deuce, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Heir, Knight, Seer, Prince, Page, Mage, Thief, Bard, Rogue, Sylph, Maid, Witch, Lord, Muse, Walt, Jesse, Hank, Tuco, Gus, Saul, Mike, Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Hartford, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusets, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Hampshire, Jersey, Mexico, York, Raleigh, Bismarck, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Columbia, Pierre, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Charleston, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Conquest, War, Famine, Death, Nathan, William, Skwisgaar, Toki, Pickles, Karkat, Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, Feferi, Kankri, Damara, Rufioh, Mituna, Meulin, Porrim, Latula, Aranea, Horuss, Kurloz, Cronus, Meenah, Fox, Falco, Slippy, Krystal, Peppy, AJ, Howie, Carter, Kevin, Brian, Lance, JC, Joey, Chris, Justin, Clark, Kent, Wayne, Diana, Shayera, Hol, Hal, Stewart, Kyle, Rayner, Wally, West, J’onn, J’onzz, Kal, El, North, South, East, Dre, Yella, Eazy, Ren, Cube, Arabian, Eminem, 50 Cent, Nas, Snoop, The Game, Lil Jon, Lil Bo, Big Sam, Ludacris, 2pac, Notorious, Chamillion, Run, DMC, Jam Master J, Posdnuos, Maseo, Jason, Kimberly, Trini, Billy, Zachery, Tommy, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Ares, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Hermes, Hestia, Dionysus, Hades, Persephone, Asclepius, Eros, Hebe, Pan, Deimos, Chronos, Nyx, Hyperion, Helios, Hemera, Atlas, Prometheus, Oceanus, Rhea, Ophion, Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Flourine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium, Calcium, Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium, Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel, Copper, Zinc, Gallium, Germanium, Catnip, Selenium, Bromine, Krypton, Rubidium, Sr38, Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Cadmium, Indium, Tin, Antimony, Tellurium, Iodine, Xenon, Caesium, Barium, Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium, Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium, Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium, Platinum, Gold, Thallium, Lead, Bizmuth, Polonium, Astatine, Radon, Francium, Radium, Actinium, Thorium, Proactinium, Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium, Rutherfordum, Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium, Ununtrium, Flerovium, Ununpentium, Livermorium, Ununseptium, Ununoctium, Aken, Aker, Ammit, Amun, Amunet, Anhur, Anubis, Anuket, Apophis, Apis, Atum, Bast, Bat, Bes, Geb, Hapi, Hathor, Heget, Henet, Horus, Isis, Iusaaset, Khepry, Khnum, Khonsu, Kek, Maahes, Ma’at, Menhit, Meretseger, Meskhenet, Montu, Min, Mnevis, Mout, Naunet, Osiris, Ptah, Qebui, Ra, Reshep, Seker, Set, Sebek, Shu, Tatenen, Thoth, Wadj-wer, Wepwawet, Agravain, Bagdemagus, Bedivere, Bors, Breunor, Calogrenant, Caradoc, Dagnet, Dinadan, Gaheris, Galahad, Gareth, Gawain, Geraint, Griflet, Hector, Kay, Lamorak, Lancelot, Leodegrance, Lionel, Lucan, Maleagant, Marhaus, Palamedes, Pelleas, Pellinore, Percival, Safir, Sagramore, Segwarides, Tor, Tristan, Uriens, Ywain, Elyan, Ector, Arthur, Constantine, Gorlois, Lot, Mark, Merlin, Mordred, Uther, Acher, Ajax, Alban, Altair, Alvar, Andor, Apara, Apari, Argus, Asher, Astor, Azizi, Bakari, Baruti, Biffo, Boldar, Bruno, Bubba, Carvin, Cedric, Claude, Cleetus, Copano, Cosmos, Cyprin, Cypris, Cyrus, Damon, Darius, Delbin, Devlin, Eldrid, Enzo, Gavin, Gildas, Gunnar, Halvor, Hexus, Isaak, Ivor, Jarvis, Jed, Kasiya, Kelvin, Kosoko, Lateef, Lindar, Lucas, Lutalo, Lyle, Magnus, Marco, Maximos, Mazi, Mudada, Nestor, Nevin, Nils, Obasi, Oswin, Ragnar, Revilo, Rosco, Sadiki, Titan, Todoro, Tomas, Trondo, Ulric, Unika, Useni, Zane, Zantor, Zeke, Zikomo, Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Onewa, Whenua, Trespasser, Onibaba, Knifehead, Otachi, Leatherback, Raiju, Scunner, and Slattern and I love every single one of them.

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HEY AMERICA

[seriouslyamerica]

The creeping of Black Friday into Thanksgiving is awful for everyone.

People are being forced to work on a holiday (which is problematic in itself but all people deserve time off with their families, even if the *reason* holiday is an imperialist…

[littlebluberrybat]

I really do hate Black Friday with such a burning passion. Just remember, whatever side you may be on - whether it's employee, shopper, boycotter or just overall not caring - stay safe, because things get crazy very, very quickly.

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Microsoft Publishes Sexist Form Letter To Help Dudes Convince Women To Let Them Buy An Xbox One

Today Microsoft released a form letter essentially created for men to send to women, encouraging their partners to let them buy an Xbox One console, as the new device will be great for both of them.

The letter, which can be customized slightly, is incredibly bad, playing to ridiculous male and female gender stereotypes. It presumes that women don’t like sports or play video games and need to be condescended into technology purchase decisions by their male partners as they oh-so-certainly couldn’t come to those conclusions on their own!

After all, women and technology, amirite?

Holy hell, Microsoft. I know that young male gamers can be a touch on the ignorant side when it comes to gender equality, but from a company worth more than $300 billion, and with better-than-normal female representation in its senior leadership, producing something this sexist and ignorant is an incredible disappointment and shame.

Propagating sexist stereotypes isn’t something to be tolerated. What’s almost incredible in the letter (before its language is potentially shaken up by the user) is that it manages to be directly sexist in implication, using loaded language like “honey” and comments on the physical appearance of the unnamed recipient, while eliding direct indication of gender. But it’s there. If you can’t see it, open your eyes.

This from a company that managed to come out on the right side of history on gay rights in Washington. The letter is also stridently heteronormative. Its almost oppressively straight tone is off-key from a company such as Microsoft, which has a large LGBT workforce. You almost want to wonder what’s up over in Xbox-land.

For flavor, a few quotes:

Hey honey, Not sure if you’ve heard, but Xbox One is now available.

After all, women don’t follow news, let alone technology news, and so how could she know! Time to let her in on the secrets of little boxes with blinky lights!

Maybe you don’t LOVE games like I do, but there’s really something for everyone. […] You love movies and I love football. Well, with the Xbox One, we can love both.

Again, women don’t play games. Ever. And apparently don’t like football. But they do love those movies! You know, the ones with the actors and actresses they read about in their fluffy women’s magazines! The sort of magazines that never discuss technology, of course. We know that as we’ve already established that the women this letter is for have never heard of the word “Xbox” before!

We can talk on Skype with your favorite sister whom, of course, I love dearly.

Because men don’t have close family! That’s for women! And dear heavens if men have, you know feelings and all that. Those are for women! And fine dear we can talk to your goddamn sister so long as I get Man Time later to shoot things. Pew, pew, pew, woman.

So what do you say? Let’s be like an awesome movie montage-just me, you, and my [the my is crossed out] our Xbox One-together at last.

Again, women don’t own consoles! Silly women!

P.S. Did I mention how beautiful you are? And how I really appreciate that you love me more than anything?

Microsoft, did I mention how stupid this letter is and how much respect for you I just lost?

The Xbone Zone strikes again and this time they’re dousing themselves in gasoline and lighting themselves ablaze.

I’d literally be ashamed to own one of these consoles at this point, and my resolve to get away from anything Microsoft has only gotten more intense.

[cecefredzilla-deactivated201812]

AUGH I CANNOT ACCURATELY DESCRIBE HOW ANGRY THIS MAKES ME FEEL

[fshteeth]

We should have like, a Shave it All September for all the guys who complain about women participating in No Shave November

for an entire month they could shave their facial, leg, armpit, and arm hair and keep up with it every day for the month and see how fun it is?

and since No Shave November is about raising awareness for men’s health, this could be to raise awareness for a similar cause, too?

[fischotterchen-deactivated20240]

I second the motion. An excellent idea, friend.

[comedycentral]

Dammit, this made me so hungry.

Click here to watch all of Jon Stewart’s amazing deep-dish rant from last night’s Daily Show.