Caffeine Witch

•Practice safe Hex kids•

[gen-z-culture-is]

Gen Z culture is coming out to your youngwr Gen Z sister and her friend as a lesbian just for both of them to quote 'I thought you were American' in perfect synchronisation

[mintflavoredmilkshake]

Jeremey: There is only one thing worse than sadness.

*rips off paper to reveal “Micheal’s Sadness”*

Jeremy: Boom.

The SQUIP: *gasp* Micheal

Jeremy: NO

[sincerlyyme-blog]

sincerly three and who their drag queen would be

Evan: Ivy Winters, Ben DeLa Creme, Thorgy Thor ((just the pure ones))

Connor: Naomi Smalls, Detox, Sharon Needles

Jared: Bianca Del Rio, Bob The Drag Queen, Willam Belli

[catgirl-coven]

Logging into tumblr on September 1st

[cutest-animals-here]

[autumn-everafter]

🎃Me at the beach🎃

[h-a-l-l-o-w-e-e-n]

THIS IS ALL OF US

[upset-to-dead]

HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN

[clearlyademigod]

[thatsthat24]

Troublesome Living Arrangements 🏡 (W/ @domgoldofficial)

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[acecroft]

1x08 // 2x08

[supremepenis-deactivated2012042]

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

[cashrat-blog]

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

[ang3leyes]

harry potter character vines that butter my beer because I’m a nerd

[bigtiddygandalf]

When you find the perfect fanfic and you read two lines and realizes it’s in 1st person POV

[riddikulusmoony]

Top 15 Harry Potter characters:

15. You

14. Can’t

13. Rank

12. Them

11. Because

10. They

09. Are

08. All

07. Extremely

06. Amazing

05. In

04. Their

03. Own

02. Way

01. Remus Lupin

[kittens-jpg]

[coast-modern]

BIG

Focking

EARS

[absolutley-aaric]

While leaving the venue, I heard the best start of a conversation

Confused mom: So are they gay?

Daughter:*Takes a breath* Well-

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[races-erster]

Favorite character from The Hobbit?

Fili and kili

[c0ronas-blog]

WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

Wtf this the third time you’ve broken into my house pleas stop