One Neuron Short of a Synapse

(boring ass) White Ciswoman; she/her pronouns; it's a good day if I remember how to use words correctly; hi!

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[chaos-ducks]

Absolutely never.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[segamascott]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[cryptspren-moved]

I t s b a c k

[vampsquash-deactivated20231229]

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG

[uss-edsall]

You there! Federal museum professional educator or FEMA climatologist or NOAA metereologist or CISA cybersecurity specialist or Army civilian logistics employee. How would you like to work for ICE? No? Not interesting? You’re working for ICE now. You’re working for ICE or you’re quitting. You don’t get a choice. You’re an ICE brown shirt or you’re out of a job.

This is not hyperbole. This is happening across the entire United States government.

[uss-edsall]

Today my museum announced three employees are ‘surplus’ and have been offered jobs with ICE. The Army is deactivating two commands and combining them. The surplus civilian employees from this merger? Sent to ICE.

FEMA has been forced to transfer employees to ICE mid-hurricane season.

100 Federal Air Marshals are being offered to ICE. 250 IRS agents are detailed to ICE. The Postal Inspection Service too. 2,000 people from the Justice Department - FBI, DEA, etc - and Department of Defense civilians are now being authorised to be transferred, either to ICE or military operations like the border or the occupation of DC.

More than 6,700 personnel have been reassigned to ICE. 80% of the ATF has been ordered to focus on immigration instead of their other work. 24% of the Diplomatic Security Service.

Nobody wants to work for ICE, nobody wants to be la migra. So they’re forcing it to happen at all costs.

[determinate-negation]

theyre also offering nearly 100k starting salary, $50k bonuses, debt forgiveness to try to get more people to be ok with becoming gestapo agents 🤢

ICE is recruiting federal workers, offering bonuses to hire thousands of workers

ICE is turning to former civil servants and offering bonuses in its rush to hire 10,000 people and fulfill President Trump's pledge of mass

[creativepromptsforwriting]

weird yet cute marriage proposals

"You're my biggest pain in the ass. Would you please annoy me for the rest of our lives?"

"I'm tired of pretending I don't want to share my food with you forever. Marry me?"

"I promise to always kill the spiders if you promise to always make my doctor's appointments. Deal?"

"We're both weirdos. Why not make it official and be weird together forever?"

"Okay, totally weird idea. How about marriage?"

"Will you be my emergency contact, life partner, and snack sharer for life?"

"Can I keep you forever, like you're keeping my favorite hoodie that you'll never give back to me?"

"We could annoy so many people in our lives by marrying each other. Wouldn't that be fun?"

"What would you rather, you marrying me or me marrying you?"

"I want to annoy you until we're old and gray. Say yes?"

"We're both a little weird and we have a bad track record when it comes to relationships. Maybe we're doing every potential partner a favour by taking us off the market."

"Would you marry me? Totally platonically, if you want. Or romantically. If that's what you're into."

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[theconcealedweapon]

"What if Trump came out as a transgender woman?"

Why do people act like this is a "gotcha" of some kind?

He is a fascist piece of shit. If he came out as a transgender woman, then she would be a fascist piece of shit.

[theconcealedweapon]

A lot of TV shows have environmentalists who are very annoying.

But the reason why they're annoying isn't because they care about the environment. It's because they want common people to give up any little thing that makes their lives easier while those who already have everything pollute with zero remorse so they can have more.

Children who watch those shows are often unaware of that. They just see an environmentalist being annoying.

[theconcealedweapon]

[smolwriter]

when i realize i have to write the scenes in order to get to the scenes i want to write

[universalequalityisinevitable]

Peter Joseph on structural violence, from this video.

[nixscriptum]

destined to chase sunsets in different skies.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: when I saw this at the aquarium, it instantly reminded me of The Desharow Merman (cr 饼饼)

[amethystsoda]

Why Hawaii needs a break from tourism — perspective from local resident palanichang on tiktok

[theconcealedweapon]

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

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[nem23]