The Littlest Cheesor

I wasn't aware that this is a blog

[littlecheesor]

peaches or pears?

peaches (weird, slimy, Orange)

pears (spectacular, tasteful, bulbous)

Voting ended onMay 9, 2023

[littlecheesor]

I wear bandanas, therefore an bandito I am

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I googled the definition of bandito. I am but only one who enjoys bandanas, not one who steals and kills and destroys

[littlecheesor]

If I ever unadd you or block you I'm so sorry it's because I thought you were a porn bot

[littlecheesor]

My skin LONGS for the bleach

[littlecheesor]

We need to bring back Hard Knock Life montages of people getting absolutely clobbered to the sound of orphans singing

[ritikajyala]

He asked me when I fell in love with him and I knew it sounded dramatic to say the moment I saw him, so I told him this story of my grandma who had Alzheimer's- she forgot her name and the words for fruit and food, she forgot her address and how to use the washroom, all her life lost to the disease. The only thing she remembered was her son's name and when that began to fade, the one thing she always remembered was that she loved him, even in illness, even in insanity. She saw this 6 foot 2 man with a scrubby beard and she didn't know him but she said she trusted him, she asked him to hold her hand when she died. When does memory end and love begin? All I know is- she loved him before she remembered him.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

[titsay]

[littlecheesor]

Thank you titsay

[littlecheesor]

My parents bought more milk today, but when they got home there was an extra gallon in there and now we have two and a half gallons of milk in a one gallon household. We do not know how this extra gallon of milk got there. Who is breaking into my house and giving me unwanted milk??? Do we have a mill fiend situation?? Is this what the kids call a situationship??

[littlecheesor]

I've been hurt now, I think I'm ready

[littlecheesor]

Obsessed with your blog name

It's cute

It's intimidating

It mentions cheese

A+ :D

What can I say? Cheese is nice

Remember me next time there's a Kraft Single stuck to your window.

[littlecheesor]

On a mission to figure out how Julius Caesar and Vanilla Extract are related

[littlecheesor]

I'm working on my Ides of March meme, need some original stuff to keep up with y'all

[thebookquotes]

“Love doesn’t always mean fireworks. Sometimes love is a slow burn that keeps you warm, and sometimes it’s a bonfire that can’t be contained.”

— Megan Hart, All the Secrets We Keep

[littlecheesor]

Turns out emo music is actually sad?? I've been listening to hard rock this whole time thinking it'd turn my hair black and tighten my jeans

[littlecheesor]

Poop

[littlecheesor]

Smog is like a mirror. Human pollution has blocked the sky above the city so that all you can see is the city's own light reflecting back down at you. No more stars, no moon, just the artificial light that we've created. It's wack

But it makes a good photo

[littlecheesor]

Some guy just made fun of me for not buying some bacon at a gas station? Is there some kind of rule about purchasing bacon at gas station convenience stores?? Let me enjoy my mini m+m's in peace or so help me the next piece of bacon you eat will be your last