NO.

*Possible Trigger Warning & NSFW* Dee. 31. 6/10/13 🔐.

[berosedy-deactivated20240115]

[lady-raziel]

big brain moment

[hawkeye221b]

Yall hear me out:

What if this:

Is Marvin’s “mirror dimension” powers.

What if Marvin is the one teleporting the other egos to other places?

Right here:

Henrik says “what is this”, meaning he doesn’t know what’s going on, but he knows it’s something, and a moment later the portal/wormhole thingy opened up on his computer and literally dragged us into it.

And what do we get at the end of it?

The same god damn noise that sounds when Chase is teleported.

[lum1natrix]

wee woo wee woo wEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE-

[thedgeofsleep]

don’t take your eyes off the screen…

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

Why the female cashier is being nice to you

◻ She is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you

◼ Because that’s literally her fucking job you cretin

Tweet by Beer Cellar Exeter:

This is definitely our favourite sign in the bar. Also if dudes could stop trying to kiss our female bartender’s hands that would be great.

(Source)

[thedgeofsleep]

time is broken.

[queenoftheimpala-deactivated202]

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

[drtanner-dickery]

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

[chrysm-ore-deactivated20200702]

Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.

[godtechturninheads]

@infiniteadventureswithyou

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

[soopticboop]

“-to make the videos for Seán. I mean, me.”

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[xyinx]

Love her frames and braids… Aye she pretty

[isa-ghost]

I think we all know why this scene is a big “fuck no”

[do-you-have-a-flag]

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

sliding the metal cover on floppy disks

the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes

ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 

rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

[mm-imagerie]

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

[sahdirah]

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

[vesica-urentis]

the white noise of a muted tv

[deliciouslycheesy-deactivated20]

Oh, man, putting a movie on before bed and waking up in the middle of the night to the static of the TV.

[mangopatch]

The clunking feeling of pressing the buttons on a boom box tape player, and the sound the player made as the gears started spinning.

[stylizeddeformity-91-deactivate]

still livin it over here in my zone away from time if it aint broke dont stop

[ingolfr]

There is actually a website dedicated to archiving these sounds: http://savethesounds.info/

[do-you-have-a-flag]

a cool link so i’ll reblog my own cursed popular post

[littlebabystarlight-deactivated]

Things I need right now:

1. Daddy to baby me

2. Daddy to cuddle me

3. Daddy to kiss my forehead

4. Um..and Daddy. I just need my Daddy💜🙈

[nicethingswelike]

[naramdil]

there is no ‘right time’ there is just time and what you choose to do with it 

[daggerfall]

Back pain? Have you tried:

[daggerfall]

Of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in, the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that’s even funnier than this as an elder scrolls shitpost